Friday, April 11, 2014

KANSAS CITY ZOO CHIMPANZEE REBELLION AFTERMATH: FOREVER TAX FAILS TO IMPROVE FACILITY!!!



Sure, apes running wild in Kansas City is hilarious but for a moment let's consider so much recent trouble in the context of municipal responsibility to voters, taxpayers and residents . . .

THE KANSAS CITY ZOO CHIMPANZEE ESCAPE SIGNALS THAT ADMINISTRATORS HAVE BEEN NEGLIGENT IN MAKING IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS TO THE ZOO ONE YEAR AFTER VOTERS APPROVED A FOREVER TAX!!!

Free day for humans has been mismanaged and is really nothing more than a mess on several different occasions . . .

Conditions for animals really aren't that great . . .

And the chimpanzee riot is really a symptom of ongoing zoo neglect . . .

Just like the rest of this town . . . The Kansas City Zoo has focused all of their attention on big new attractions instead of improvements to infrastructure and safety.

Again, chimps on the loose makes us all laugh but when we think about a local FOREVER TAX MISSPENT AND PRODUCING ONE CIVIC EMBARRASSMENT AFTER THE NEXT WE REALIZE THAT THE KANSAS CITY ZOO IS A MADHOUSE!!! And maybe there needs to be more oversight of the institution taxing a permanent bite out of local finances.

LINKS

Clever chimps at Kansas City Zoo make brief break to freedom

Zoo officials say 'ringleader' chimp used 6-foot-long log to escape

Visitors moved into protected areas when seven chimps go on the lam, but zoo director says the public was never in danger.

A woman who saw the chimps alerted people that there were animals on the loose. At that time, people sought safety inside buildings. About 30 people waited for the all-clear and listened to updates via zoo personnel radios.

Code Red' at Kansas City Zoo After Chimp Escapes Enclosure

Malted Milk Balls End 'Great Ape Escape' At Kansas City Zoo

12 Comments:

Westport Trucky said...

Ooo,Ooo,Ahh,Ahh was all the head monkey said when questioned by reporters as to why they escaped.

Anonymous said...

Randy Wisthoff is one of the top zoo directors in the United States. His work at the Omaha Zoo speaks for itself. Only difference, in Omaha, the city used tax money to improve the zoo.

In Kansas City, city officials steal tax money earmarked for the zoo for things like trips to Spain, Toy Train studies, and grifter crime programs for the likes of Alonzo and friends.

Look at the improvements at the zoo. Nikita the Polar Bear. Even though we have his brother (racist polar bear). The primate feature. The collection of animals has improved and zoo facilities have also. Give Randy Wisthoff the money that he was promised when he came to KC. We will have a world class zoo. Otherwise, just another place where blacks gather to cause trouble.

Anonymous said...

Good thing it didn't happen on Free Day.

Your Tax Dollars At Work said...

For all who want to see chimps running wild at the Kansas Shitty Zoo:

Attend a "Free Zoo Day"

You'll also see:

Porch Monkeys
Yard Apes
Bootlip Gibbons


All wild, all the time.

Anonymous said...

What's New?! Monkeys are loose everyday in the hood!

Anonymous said...

Would have lasted only 10 minutes but all the fried chicken was locked up in the lunch fridge.

Whats the difference between Free Day at the zoo thugs and chimps? said...

The chimps were unarmed and able to use rudimentary tools.

Anonymous said...

All of those monkeys could have melded themselves into Eastern Kansas City and nobody would ever find them. That is until one of them decided to run for Mayor. Hey, it's happened before....Look at what we have now!

Anonymous said...

The zoo became a momentary microcosm of the KC Banana Republic.

Anonymous said...

ALEC at the Marriott on May 2nd. See ya' all at 11:30 AM!!!

Anonymous said...

Are you saying the Zoo animals were staging a POLITICAL PROTEST... and the local media only handled it from the police angle, as a law enforcement issue rather than a political assertion of animal disobedience?

Typical lamestream media! Heads so far up the cops' asses!

Anonymous said...

Do you lemmings think for a minute that Tony does not know what he is doing when he cites chimps in his posts?

Dumbshits.