TRUMPETING KANSAS CITY SYMPHONY DUDE AND A NASTY CHILD PORN CHARGE!!!



I'm not sure if "Tromboner" is the proper nomenclature for this alleged nasty screw-up but here's a story that most Kansas City newsie outlets are politely keeping silent:

KCTV5: The principal trumpeter for the Kansas City Symphony is accused of possessing child pornography.

According to online records, Gary Alan Schutza of Prairie Village was charged with sexual exploitation of a child. He was released on a $10,000 bond and is scheduled to be arraigned before a judge on Wednesday.

Excellent reporting from KCTV5 on this one in revealing that the world of the local 1% can get (allegedly) as smarmy as any other part of Kansas City.

UPDATE: Yes, I realize that he's a trumpeter and not a tromboner or even a trombonist.

Comments

  1. Even bears know you don't play with a kids trombone....wtf

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  2. Kind of Blue (a nine year old)

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  3. Sick fuck, but a trombone player in KC isn't part of the 1 pct

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  4. I think he was tooting the trumpet.

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  5. Nice to see that Perfect Village has perverts to. Maybe that's why he lives there. Perfect Village mommies are always so busy on their phones and doing gossip with the ladies they don't keep a close eye on their flock. Yes Perfect Village isn't so perfect after all.

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  6. Does he know Byron?????

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  7. 8:05, I'm sorry you're so jealous of PV, but as a lifelong resident here, I can tell you that your assessment of most of the PV "mommies" couldn't be more incorrect.

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  8. yeah, plus PV is pretty much middle class 60s ranches. Nice place but it isnt even Fairway.

    This guy with the PV obsession must live in F'n Quindero or something. God help him if he ever hits 119th street at 3pm on a weekday

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  9. Prairie Village is awful. You pay twice the money for half the house plus they all smell funny.....but you have an awesome Macy's that is never crowed plus Latte Land which is the best coffee in KC

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  10. Those first ring suburban 60s houses smell like death, unfiltered camels and the dreams of a better america...

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  11. How many blacks live in the Village? And do they have a hyvee?

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  12. BiRon is an accomplished Bone-a-phone orchestral artist.

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  13. I understand the pervert trumpeter trades kiddy porn cards with his internet buddy Bishop Finn.

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  14. BiRon can make a Skin Flute sing.

    I believe he played three Skin Flutes at once at the Met some years ago.

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  16. That was weak.
    Do better,or hang it up,dude.

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  17. Dude you sound just like that child molester from WV.

    3:54 your pretty obvious.

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