TRUMPETING KANSAS CITY SYMPHONY DUDE AND A NASTY CHILD PORN CHARGE!!!
I'm not sure if "Tromboner" is the proper nomenclature for this alleged nasty screw-up but here's a story that most Kansas City newsie outlets are politely keeping silent:
KCTV5: The principal trumpeter for the Kansas City Symphony is accused of possessing child pornography.
According to online records, Gary Alan Schutza of Prairie Village was charged with sexual exploitation of a child. He was released on a $10,000 bond and is scheduled to be arraigned before a judge on Wednesday.
Excellent reporting from KCTV5 on this one in revealing that the world of the local 1% can get (allegedly) as smarmy as any other part of Kansas City.
UPDATE: Yes, I realize that he's a trumpeter and not a tromboner or even a trombonist.