Thursday, April 24, 2014

KANSAS CITY MEDIA IMPRESARIO CRAIG GLAZER TALKS LIFE AND LADIES TONIGHT!!!



TKC NOTE: Tonight our pal Craig discusses life and love and ladies. Check it . . .

Trouble with the Curves

No, this is not a reference to last year’s Clint Eastwood baseball movie. I’m referring to female body curves. If you are a guy like me who has spent a few decades often dating women who are exotic dancers or who show up in magazines like Penthouse, Playboy and the like than I promise you, you’ve had plenty of trouble with those curves.

I’m often asked, or better said, accused of having long-term relationships with ladies who bare more than their soul at night in dance clubs. My experiences with these ladies started in my late teens right here in Kansas City when I was able to get into strip clubs before my time. Back then, there would only be a handful of young women who were not only built but truly beautiful, most of the girls were older, past it, kind of desperate looking; in short, no one you would want to date or take much of an interest in. However, I did end up dating a few of the hot ones and I must admit seeing them naked on stage and the attention they got from all the men in the clubs was both a turn on and, of course, a red light.

While I dated many actresses and normal women and was even engaged to former Stanfords waitress and now MGM executive Terri Gatewood, I found myself later circling back to the sculpted bodies and sexual madness of exotic dancers and ladies who pose nude for magazines.

The main girl in my life was Christine Dupre, a penthouse centerfold in the Madonna issue years ago who later appeared in small parts in such movies as ‘Armed and Dangerous’ with John Candy and Eugene Levy. I was crazy about the sculpted vixen, we dated off and on for nearly a decade. Most of these women have the usual set of problems, poor parenting, low self-esteem and a fixation more on getting attention than sex itself. As hard as I tried to maneuver Christine into being normal and a real solid girlfriend, she would just never quite complete the course. I met her just before she did her Penthouse layout when she was around 19 years old. I was crazy about her.


 As her film and magazine career faded, she turned to bachelor parties and needed an escort on weekends to protect her…that would be me. Those nights would be full of both excitement, jealousy and in the end, explosive sex. Unfortunately that would occur after three or four bachelor parties as we got home around four in the morning. It would be the usual, count the money (which I took none of), listen to her drunken rant about guys pinching and poking her all night and then do all the crazy stuff in bed while wondering all the while where this was going. She was a hard girl to tie down, while she dated me she also dated OJ Simpson and Robin Williams which of course pissed me off. I even flew her to Kansas City years later when I took over Stanford & Sons. I remember being in the Raphael on the Plaza with her while she told me she loved me but that it could never work out. We separated and I didn’t see her again until I screened a boxing picture I did called ‘Latin Legends’ that had a big opening at Stations Casino where she turned up as a middle-weight female boxer who fought on the undercard for ESPN; who was having several boxing matches prior to the opening of the film. In fact, she handed me a copy of ‘Life’ Magazine which featured an article about her as a former stripper turned boxer. PS: She was not only announced by Michael Buffer (he of ‘Let’s get ready to RUMMMMMBBBBBLLLEEE!’ fame) but she won her fight. Oddly, she was accompanied by her live in boyfriend, a rather plump Puerto Rican gentleman who was a computer nerd. As far as I know, they are together to this day. I guess she made the safe choice in taking someone who would never leave her and help take care of her.

I guess you can call it the ‘broken wing’ theory of dating; always trying to fix the unfixable. As time rolled by I would continue to have long-term relationships with these kinds of women including German born Gabrielle Hunsinger who was gorgeous but mean as a snake. I continued in Kansas City with a well-publicized relationship with Black Barbie; of Temptations fame…and oft talked about on 98.9.

Many would say that I am wasting my time with these types of women, that they are too mentally and emotionally vacant to ever live a normal life. Landing the best of the best of these is far from easy because they have lots of options. The relationships are always exciting and wild, but in the end there’s not really anything left in the tank and you both move on. I’m not alone in men that find some type of solace with these wild women; we often read about big-time musicians and movie stars dating and marrying these types of girls. It almost always ends in a disaster. But guys like me just keep on doing it, always hoping to find that beauty with the heart of gold. I guess guys like me feel there, but for the grace of God, go I.

I was on with Johnny Dare last week on 98.9 the Rock and Dare said ‘Lisa Lampanelli was on with me and she heard a rumor you are moving some hot girl into your condo." He then asked me, "What’s her name, I mean, her stage name?" All I could manage was a somewhat sad smile.
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50 Comments:

Anonymous said...

If Craig hit that. RESPECT

Anonymous said...

Glazer is the literary/writer equivalent of an empty scrotum.

Anonymous said...

It's official.

Tony's Kansas City is just a parody of Tony's Kansas City.

me said...

me me me and me.

Anonymous said...

strange how similar that JCC nutjob shooter and CG are -

same age.. same d-bag looking beards ... both snitches and convicted felons..

and both share a desire for black tranny prostitutes..

spooky...

Anonymous said...

he still dates strippers

Anonymous said...

Glazer, you are a self absorbed douche bag.

Bragging fucks like you are so fucking pathetic. Your a legend all right. In your own mind.

To the rest of the world, your just a common piece of shit. Garden variety at best.

Stripper is just another word for hooker said...

Craig u rock my world with $20 covered in bacteria.

Let's keep it rolling.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Sheriff Sharp marry a porn "actress, pole dancer, or "model?"

Anonymous said...

This story has cockcucker written all over it. Thanks for sharing Craig!

Anonymous said...

Craig great tale. Love it, just love it, don't let the trolls stop you man, good work.

Anonymous said...

I thought Alonzo was only one on here full of shit, well I was wrong. It appears so is Glazer. Two lying niggers, one white, one black.

Does Alonzo hang out at Missie B's as well?

Anonymous said...

Glazer these losers can only dream of the kind of women you scored and score. My hats off to you brother and thanks for the story.

Big John said...

Was lead doorman at Whispers, KCK. Craig comes in on some weekend nights. He dates one of our hottest girls, Jazmine. She is maybe 26,27. Very beautiful gal. She loves the guy, I know she tells me. He is kind to her. He treats our staff with respect and is a good dude. Hey we got maybe 25 or so girls work there, any 20 would love to date him. For real. He's got something and its more than dough. I know. You can hate all you want the guy is a cool dude. I like him.

Anonymous said...

You forgot the I snitched my buddies out and left one for dead.. None of these "ladies" will back your fantasies up.
Bet me! I will give you the tease! Pussy!

Anonymous said...

He dated that Penthouse girl, I met her in Westport with him. She was killer man. Boobs that went forever and I believe real ones. Was the 90's.

Anonymous said...

Big John post... Thats the third time I have seen that. Are you really that fucked up CG?
If wasn't for his Daddy CG would be in the ground!

Anonymous said...

I dont get why everyone gives this Craig Glazer guy so much shit. What did he do to any of you?

Anonymous said...

9:07 I remember when Elvis died, I was fishing in Canada. Does that count?

Anonymous said...

9:16 He ripped me off. Didn't pay for the dope he BEGGED for!

Anonymous said...

We don't always need blowjobs for coke.

Anonymous said...

A legend in his own mind

and

A bald man wearing a hair helmet

and

An individual with low self-esteem trying to convince you that he's worthy.

Anonymous said...

Not always, just sometimes 9:36?

CocoGaugin said...

Funny, old broads like me that lived the life and loved the young flesh say...you did good kid! We just wanted you to have a life. We loved you...all too well.
Now, I just want my dream...

Anonymous said...

I remember the advice I gave our son in high school. "Dont rescue the princess." Find a princess who does not need to be rescued.

I explained to him why and why men feel very manly when they can rescue someone. Somehow, on this particular subject, he took my advice.

He rescued a princess who did not need to be rescued. She is still his princess after 8 years and a new baby. I hope that she will always be his princess.

Anonymous said...

9:39 that kinda sappy bullshit don't float to well in this sewer.

Anonymous said...

I would go to Las Vegas and bet the bank that the same dip shit, douche bag wrote every single comment that was positive about the sleaze ball.

Big John, I too have seen your post on three occasions now. It's obvious who you are. The same person writing the same fucking lame shit every time there is a Glazer post on TKC.

Who want's to bet Glazer is writing these comments. That's just down right pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I never read Glazers self-absorbed BS articles anymore --

I just click on the comments --

they're a hoot!

Anonymous said...

I just read Big Johns post. I too would have to call bullshit. There are too many suspicious praise phrases in his post not to be written by Glazer.

If that is you Glazer, guy you need to get some help as you are a nut job. You need serious mental counseling and quite possibly internment in a facility. You are seriously fucked up.

Anonymous said...

I want Glazer's autograph he is a real life stud we can only dream of the life he lives it.

I want to be like Glazer!

Anonymous said...

10:22 you and Craig should check into treatment together.

Big John, yes sure, sorry didn't believe the first time.

Sally Rice said...

Glazer dated me to, well use to but I just couldn't not fall on floor laughing with tears in my eyes every time I saw that tiny and I mean tiny pathetic thing he has for a pee pee.

Big Ed (The Johnson County Big Ed) said...

Hey Glazer what ever happened to that Boones Farm swigging ugly thing you hung with all threw high school? Last I heard she was tricking up in Topeka.

Anonymous said...

sounds like you were her pimp for a while. classy

Anonymous said...

One of the most pathetic things I have ever read...this guy will not end well

Capt'n Stabb'n said...

I'll tell you this you sons a bitches. I pay homage to Craig and his cocksmanship! That is a mighty vessel and it has been cast upon many shores.

Thar ye must give heed if you want to go blow to blow with me matey. Craig, my fair, young, poon scratcher. Come about on me rickety sea biscuit and be my first mate on any fortnight.

You shalt pass.

Anonymous said...

Craig Glazer, aka Big John.... BAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!

Anonymous said...

Craig can you write a blog on sucking cock?

Anonymous said...

Hey Glaze, boy the trolls jumped on this one. Hit home I guess. OH and you stay up 24 hours to respond to all of them. Sure ya do. Rock on Glaze.

Anonymous said...

516 is cokehead craig again, checking his story comments after a few hours of fitful coke sleep.

The funny thing about guys like him is you know they have hit rock bottom when they graduate to the black 'party girls' . When even the white 'party girls' wont go near him. No flake is that fire I guess.

Hey look guess who she is with now, lol:

http://thedirty.com/2014/02/derrick-johnson-is-a-absentee-father/

Anonymous said...

I like the Glazer. Hey hate group, looks like you gents stay up day and night bagging on this guy with same shit. Got anything new love to hear it.

Anonymous said...

5:16 a typical Glazer want to be.

Anonymous said...


Your accounts of your mindless ruttings with sub humans are pathetic, but you think we are impressed; "Depressed" is all that flashes through our more-cultivated minds. You have only managed to remind us that civilization frequently steps way back before ultimately springing forward, leaving odious traces of our passed devolved selves for us to overcome, or at least shamefully try to forget or live down.

Anonymous said...

Tony you prick, more photos of this cover girl big tit babe. I know you got them.

Anonymous said...

I come to any Glazer article to read the hate mail. It's hysterical. What a group of dim brains. Funny though.

Anonymous said...

I read this article, if you can call it that, last night. Rather than make a hasty comment, I choose to sleep on it overnight.

After further reflection, there is no doubt that this person answers his own critics with a number of comments. Only a very sick individual would use multiple no-personas to prop up his lame claim to fame.

Now he is moving in a black stripper. Wow...I am so envious. Craig, I ask my wife if I could invite you to dinner with your new roomie, I spent the night in the back seat of my SUV. Fuck it was cold.

Anonymous said...

Do my tits looks greasy?

Anonymous said...

That girl is white. Jazmine anyway.

Long Dick 27 One! said...

Craig, show me the way of getting more poon! I want to learn!

Anonymous said...

cool