Monday, April 21, 2014

Kansas City Dead Body Discovered Today

Report of another local suspicious death: Kansas City, Mo., police are investigating a body found in the 2300 block of Chelsea.

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Police said the cause of death "doesn't appear to be natural."

It's completely natural for Kansas City: Well on its way to becoming DETROIT.

Anonymous said...

The East side is picking up the pace and making up for lost time because of the long winter. Can't wait to see what they do with Memorial weekend!

Anonymous said...

Suspicious death used to be suspected homicide. Oh well.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Chicago 6:57

Anonymous said...

I am so ruined by the news!! A dead body in KC? What does a citizen do with that when its more common than not? Why does a dead body even make the news here?

Anonymous said...

Because it's news 10:13. Enjoy the beer.

Anonymous said...

I feel dirty.

Anonymous said...

Police said the cause of death "doesn't appear to be natural."

How the fuck did they solve the highway shooter ? Wait. They didn't. Tipsters gave them the shooter identity, car, license plate and home address. Then they had to wait 10 days to figure out how to kick the door in.

Anonymous said...

It gonna be a long and bloody summer in da cesspool known as KCMO.

Al Sharpton said...

Wait ain't gots no place to go for entertainmut. They ain't no midnight basketball or nuthing else for us to do. We good liberal Democrats, so you knows we is all packin' heat.