Tuesday, April 01, 2014

CELEBRATE KANSAS CITY INTERNETS LINK TAKING CITY HALL AUDIT SUGGESTIONS!!!



Searching through the catacombs of Kansas City's screwed up new website, we found something that might be somewhat useful . . .

KANSAS CITY INTERNETS DENIZEN ARE NOW ENCOURAGED TO OFFER AUDIT SUGGESTIONS FOR OUR INCREASINGLY CORRUPT CITY HALL!!!

Who knows??? This link just might help us:

- Figure out why Mayor Sly actively helped Pastor Brooks "get over the hump" ?????????

- Do we still have an ethics commission???

- I'm still conflicted about what hairstyle I like best on Mayor Pro Tem Sexy Cindy Circo, maybe the City Auditor can help . . . Since nothing much seems to be going on with that office


Hope your luck is better than mainstream media when it comes to fact checking the Mayor Sly James Administration . . .

City Auditor's Office Submit Audit Ideas

The city auditor wants to hear your ideas and suggestions to improve Kansas City, Mo., government.

- Have an idea for an audit topic?

- Have ideas about City activities, processes or programs that could be more efficient and effective?

The city auditor examines and evaluates City programs and activities, providing the City Council and residents with independent, objective analysis for saving money, increasing revenues and improving services. For example, past audits have evaluated the appropriateness of purchasing card use, the accuracy of reported ambulance response times, and adequacy of computer system security.

Your ideas and suggestions will be considered by the city auditor during audit selection. To report suspected fraud or abuse by City employees, elected officials, members of boards and commissions, or contractors, please contact the City Ethics Hotline or the Municipal Officials and Officers Ethics Commission.
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11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

How about an audit, that is unannounced, complete and cannot be refused??? These fucking crooks are getting away with everything!

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt City Hall is interested in auditing anything. This is just a safety valve so residents can vent and think they'll have an impact. Kind of like local elections.

Anonymous said...

ROFL people haven't figured out this idiotic internet game of cat and mouse the city is using?


Anonymous said...

Let us know what ya think on the mind mixer. We aim to please because we're CK the Internet peoples of peoples!

LMAO

Anonymous said...

Right, audit suggestions just in time for them to try to fix the books. Audit as is without warning.

Anonymous said...

And audit is by Tom Schweich, not.a self serving insider.

Anonymous said...

To report suspected fraud or abuse by City employees, elected officials, members of boards and commissions, or contractors, please contact the City Ethics Hotline or the Municipal Officials and Officers Ethics Commission.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is Sly and the Council's version of an April Fools joke, right?

Anonymous said...

This is Sly and the Council's version of an April Fools joke, right?

Anonymous said...

if the city wants a true and unabised audit they should bring in Marf Funkhouser shity mayor but good auditer

Anonymous said...

funk had a screwed up council to work with.