TOP FIVE LINES AL PACINO DIDN'T RECITE FOR A GOOD CAUSE IN KANSAS CITY!!!



Academy award winner Al Pacino entertained 1,100 people at the annual fundraiser for the Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater Kansas City at the Overland Park Convention Center last night.

Here's what we wish he would said . . .

- To Sexy Cindy Circo's Latest Boyfriend: "She's got a GREAT ASS and you got your head all the way up it."

- Maybe A Bit Of Advice To Mayor Sly: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

- Too bad "Uncle Al" would have never said anything like this about the racist P&L District: "If I was the man I was 5 years ago, I'd take a FLAME THROWER to this place . . . Hooah!!!"

- A message to Mean Jean: "I'm OUT OF ORDER, You're OUT OF ORDER, THE WHOLE TRIAL IS OUT ORDER!!!"

- We image this is how we would have introduced Westport impresario Bill Nigro to the crowd: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!

Here's the Boys and Girls Club of Kansas City link where you can still DONATE.

Comments

  1. My tongue up Cindy's Ass!!!!3/29/14, 11:01 AM

    Oh Lord....I WISH!!!!!!!

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  2. To Glazer he would have said, "When people call bullshit on you always say back."I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." that way you always look like the cockrouch you really are."

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