Saturday, March 29, 2014

TOP FIVE LINES AL PACINO DIDN'T RECITE FOR A GOOD CAUSE IN KANSAS CITY!!!



Academy award winner Al Pacino entertained 1,100 people at the annual fundraiser for the Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater Kansas City at the Overland Park Convention Center last night.

Here's what we wish he would said . . .

- To Sexy Cindy Circo's Latest Boyfriend: "She's got a GREAT ASS and you got your head all the way up it."

- Maybe A Bit Of Advice To Mayor Sly: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

- Too bad "Uncle Al" would have never said anything like this about the racist P&L District: "If I was the man I was 5 years ago, I'd take a FLAME THROWER to this place . . . Hooah!!!"

- A message to Mean Jean: "I'm OUT OF ORDER, You're OUT OF ORDER, THE WHOLE TRIAL IS OUT ORDER!!!"

- We image this is how we would have introduced Westport impresario Bill Nigro to the crowd: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!

Here's the Boys and Girls Club of Kansas City link where you can still DONATE.

2 Comments:

My tongue up Cindy's Ass!!!! said...

Oh Lord....I WISH!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

To Glazer he would have said, "When people call bullshit on you always say back."I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." that way you always look like the cockrouch you really are."