Saturday, March 01, 2014

TKC SATURDAY SESSY SPECIAL REPORT!!! KANSAS CITY CALL GIRL SAYS LOCAL ESCORTS DON'T HAVE THE GOODS TO 'SERVICE' GOP CONVENTION 2016!!!



Kansas City is making a full court press for the GOP Convention 2016 but when it comes to providing a particular level of "service" to visiting Republicans out on the prowl, our town simply can't compete says one local escort.

To wit . . .

THANKS TO FACEBOOK AND A FEW RAUNCHY FRIENDS . . . TKC SCORED AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH A KANSAS CITY HIGH CLASS CALL GIRL WHO DOUBTS THIS TOWN'S ABILITY TO CATER TO THE REPUBLICAN ELITE WHO ARE NOTORIOUS FOR THEIR DEMAND FOR QUALITY ESCORTS!!!

No, TKC didn't pay for this interview but it was quick and dirty but still informative.

On the topic of GOP Demand . . . Our escort interviewee, who will now be known as "Jenna," points to a shallow talent pool in Kansas City when it comes to top tier escorts:



Jenna: "There really isn't a lot of work for ladies in KC who charge $1000 an hour and up. Clients who are looking for that level of service aren't going to troll around Facebook or Craigslist. They'll be in touch with people who are reliable and discreet. In KC, there's really only two or three people who can provide that service. No way will they be able to meet the demand that a big convention like that will bring in."

A bit more explanation . . .

Jenna: "The women on Craigslist are mostly scammers or just desperate people who need help paying their rent. That's not going to cut it for a higher level of client. What will happen is that there will be people who fly girls in to specifically deal with the convention and take calls. To be honest, the Kansas side has a lot more providers dealing with hotels than KCMO."

So, is there any way KC escort services be able to rise to the occasion???

Jenna: "Doubtful. There really are a lot of police making arrests in KC and in the hotels in Kansas and a lot more sting operations than in other cities where higher level escorts aren't interfered with so much. If this convention is in KC, I don't think it'll be a very fun party."

TKC trying to play nice: You really should be allowed to run your biz without risking jail.

Jenna: "Ikr? But that's how it is. Do you have enough for your article? I gotta go . . ."



I'm certain I could have chatted with the hooker for hours but she did provide a few insights that were otherwise new to TKC.

Like it or not, a pool of hooker talent is important when it comes to the GOP convention and this is an angle to our local bid that prudish Kansas City media has completely overlooked.

Also . . .

IT'S WORTH NOTING THAT KANSAS CITY STRIP CLUBS AND OTHER ADULT BIZ HAVE BEEN DRAMATICALLY SCALED BACK THANKS TO THE SILLY MISSOURI GENERAL ASSEMBLY AND A FORMER CLOSETED GOV!!!

So, this might help the GOP decide in our town's favor or hurt the local bid behind the scenes because The Greater Kansas City area really is no fun for anyone but the dreadful upper-middle-class morbidly obese who want to keep on gorging @ 2 & 1/2 star restaurants.

Accordingly . . .

Here are highlights from other cities talking hookers and GOP Convention 2016:

Philly Weekly: Academic research also shows that convention-goers are often interested in high-end prostitution, in which prostitutes can make five- or six-times their going rate.

CBS News: Harry Reid: Prostitution hurts Las Vegas bid for GOP convention

Las Vegas Sun: Sex workers keep secrets, brothel assures potential GOP conventioneers

And while Kansas City might be selling a clean-cut "Heart of America" image to win this GOP Convention . . . It's a fact of life that there are high-end hookers in town but maybe not enough to satisfy Republican demand in much the same way that this city really lacks the resources for this level of partying overall.

Developing . . .

64 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, T. you're going at this all wrong. This is a selling point for KC and puts us over the top of Vegas!

Anonymous said...

Good lord, have you seen the prostitutes on Troost? You talk about nasty. They flash me and I give them $5 to never do that to me again. Look for them around Burger King and that empty structure across the street.

Where da' ho's at? said...

Is the hottie in the pic the "lady" you chatted with?

chuck said...

If Pootie Tang finds out TKC has been meddlin with his ho's, the shit will hit the fan.

a US Senator said...

Golden showers, brown showers, and ass eating, that's how I roll. KC girls up to the task??? No? That figures....amateurs.

Anonymous said...

There MUST be some local poer brokers, consultants, and assorted pitch men who can get on this issue right away for, oh say $500,000.
Call Sly so that he can push through another emergency ordinance!

glazer pays for pussy with bit coins said...

just interview glazer, he's spent more on pussy than a cat lady.

Anonymous said...

I like the Harry Reid link. That guy is wrong on everything. He really believes an overabundance of professional talent hurts LV's chances? Idiot!

CG said...

I'm sure glad our law enforcement is all over 'sting' operations on hookers, thank God they've saved us all. WTF. We have real crime, get on top of that guys.

Anonymous said...

I guess we define "real crime" as crimes that we do not commit.

I fail to see why we should legalize streetwalking prostitution or any argument why it should be legal.

Anonymous said...

I'd totally pay $1000 an hour for her. I would only need five minutes which comes to about $83 dollars.

Anonymous said...

I'm not advocating prostitution or strip clubs (although once every blue moon I like to go to a strip club), but this city has become rather plain and went way over the top with its restrictions on strip clubs.

I don't care what anyone says, strip clubs don't hurt anyone. All these new rules did was push business out of KCMO and into Kansas. And in the process waste precious time and money pursuing that silly legislation.

But, that's KCMO and Missouri for you. Always willing to waste time and money on stupid shit when we have schools, streets, and REAL crime to spend time and money on. Yet, we're worried about strippers and escorts. Srsly.

Anonymous said...

What? You mean the KC police aren't planning a DUI checkpoint with at least 7000 stops and 26 arrests outside the convention center? WOW! Maybe some rookie wants to dress up like a hooker and bust a senator to get her name in lights. They really need to turn the local planning over to the outfit to insure adequate services and riles of the game that everyone gets. KC's typical flim-flam bullshit is never going to fly with a group that knows how a real convention works. IO just down see this town rising to the occasion.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that Senator Claire McCaskill shut down the last massage parlor, The Magic Touch, downtown when she was the PA for Jackson County. Nowhere in KC can you legally get a massage with a hand job. That place operated for 20 years without any problems until Claire decided she wanted state office. We also have her to thank for the closet governor since she challenged a the sitting governor from her own party in the primary.

Anonymous said...

So are you saying that Theresa Garza-Ruiz's daughter, who was documented selling her body in California, is not likely to turn enough tricks during the Republican Convention to build that house at the lake? What the fuck has this country come to under Obama that a working girl cannot get rich on her knees no matter how much jizz she gobbles?

Anonymous said...

import them

Anonymous said...

I spilled a good deal of seed on TGR's (adult) daughter's ads for sexual pleasure. Not bad!

Anonymous said...

Damn, the design vision for TKC is getting closer and closer to the National Enquirer every day.

In the Cauthen era, you frequently posted something relevant to the insiders angle to City Hall politics. In 2014, 80% of the on-line dialogue focuses on (again and again) the light rail and airport bitching with the frequent opportunities for race baiting, special events sniveling, and the dumb shit cum guy.

Note, I am against the rail and airport, so it's not about issue.

Lets do something productive and all meet at TKC's place and weep alligator tears in the front yard. At least we would be able to irrigate the lawn.

And now for Tony's bitch counter.......

Anonymous said...

>I don't care what anyone says, strip clubs don't hurt anyone.

I guess they are A-ok if you get regeneration power from Cocaine and tears.

Anonymous said...

How much you wanna bet that Michele Bauchman's "hubby" would risk arrest over trying to "counsel" some Trannies on Troost?

Ted Cruz too?

Anonymous said...

You really should have interviewed the Garza Girls for this story Tony.

Anonymous said...

It's ok, the Greater Kansas City Chamber of Commerce will make a blue ribbon panel committee and add "Quality Prostitution" to their big 5 campaign. It's more likely to happen than revitalizing the Troost corridor.

Anonymous said...

Girls might be wrong for Republicans. There is a saying I heard in 2008: You can vote straight Republican you just can't vote for a straight Republican.

Anonymous said...

Someone should have told that to Koster - he wouldn't have needed to switch parties.

Anonymous said...

Tony it reflects poorly on you that you let people pick on Theresa Garza and her family on here.

Anonymous said...

Well, Democrats like male escorts more often and BBWs like Monica. Just different tastes between the parties.

Anonymous said...

10:14 ,ah,those were good times .I worked at magic touch for several year's
We provided a much needed service to many men.no one got hurt...plus they were very forward thinking. I'm a transsexual and they gave me my first shot in the business.
Heady day's, indeed.

Anonymous said...

A few years back, some hottie congressional internette caused a stir by spilling the beans on the extracurricular sex lives of a bunch of D.C. GOP big shots (so to speak). You can read all about it: just google Jessica Cutler.

The big revelation wasn't that the bigs of the Party of Jesus screw around ... everybody knew that already. As Jessica said, there are "millions" of sluts on Capitol Hill to service their every need.

What raised eyebrows was her report that most of the Republican movers and shakers prefer butt-fucking above all other forms of good dirty fun.

Note to KC City Hall: If you really want the GOP's big party in our town, you need to recruit a whole posse of poop-chute cowgirls. Young hot ones, no skanks.

Anonymous said...

"they gave me my first shot in the business" ... heh.

Where are you, Cum Guy?

Anonymous said...

GOP has their own hookers that follow them around.

Pootie Tang said...

Motha Fuck, the fucking basement dwelling, fatz azz Mexican talking bouts da pussy. Tony, fat bastard, you needz to concentrates on whatz you know. Smelly, greasy, taco puzzy. Youz knowz that SW Blvd, coffee shop puzzy you run . Dumb fuck bean.

I havz a pressz releaz froms myz ambu-lance chaser…youz pay attention to da Pussy Man of CK Tony.

I am Pembrook Waldrod Heiniker IV, esq. And I am from the firm of Heiniker, Heiniker, Heiniker, James, Shultz, Gonzalez, Pena, Gothwait, Pell, and Funkhouser representing the Pussy Man of Kansas City, Mr. Pootie Alphonso Tang III.

Mr. Tang, hereafter referred to as Pootie T, has just returned for the National Association of Pussy Purveyors, Madams, Pimps, Gigolos, and Ho’s convention in Paris, Texas. Pootie T was the featured speaker at this prestigious gathering of pussy managers. One of the topics featured in Pootie T’s remarks addressed the potential for the 16 GOP convention, regardless of the chosen location. I will surmise Pootie T’s remarks.

CK, along with Denver, Columbus, San Antonio, and several other cities have a glaring shortage of upscale ho’s. While common street ho’s, crack and meth ho’s are plentiful, the upscale ho’s that smell really good, bathe regularly and without any STD’s are lacking. In the CK market, Pootie T has been recruiting the Waldo housewives, and some of the middle age Golden Ghetto wives that are “under serviced” by their white husbands.

Pootie T stated that fellow pimps from other major metropolitan locations around the country have offered their ho’s to help fill the void if CK wins the 16 GOP. Pootie T stated that he has commitments from 839 upscale ho’s at this time. Considering there will be at best 2,500 ho seekers, that equates out to 1 upscale, good smelling, freshly bathed ho for every 3 ho seeking GOP delegates. Pootie T stated that his numbers show that the average white guy will last about 9 minutes with a ho. Of those 2,500 at least 500 will be hair shooters who will last less than 90 seconds. With the data from past GOP Conventions, Pootie T and several of his associates have concluded that there will be 4 ho’s for every GOP delegate given that the GOP is made up of mostly old, fat, lazy ass, crackers with cocks under 5 inches. Several pimps have expressed interest in including the Mexicans into the mix, as they have unlimited supplies of Viagra and Ciealis.

In conclusion, Pootie Tang would like for the citizens of CK to know that Tony Botello, while knowledgeable about Mexican pussy such as Theresa, and her daughter, and the likes of Toni Bones, would not recognize quality pussy if it sit on his fat taco filled face.
No Tony, you should concentrate your efforts on being a “hip-hopper in training”, skate board wanna-be, Toy Train aficionado, and general douche blogging, basement dwelling loser, and let the pimps like Pootie Tang handle the ho business.

Next time you need some “real information about pussy”, call Pootie Tang, CK’s pussy man. Call Pootie Tang @ 1-800-PUSSYMAN for your ho needs.

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her.face and tits.

Anonymous said...

It'll cost you.

Wear a rubber dude.

Anonymous said...

That cunt would give it to me for free.

Anonymous said...

12:30PM What's your point? He shouldn't expose the truth about her because she is Hispanic?

Pootie Tang said...

Cum Guy your a true pussy man !

Anonymous said...

Hookers and hos in KC need to step up their game.

the Polar Bear said...

Pootie Tang sounds like Fat T was talking to a Independence Ave crack whore. Most latino pussy and I-Ave is actually a halfrican. I down with you Pootie. You the ho man.

Anonymous said...

Cum guy is old. The 12 year old down the street that shots boogers is more amusing.

And I am glad he is not around children.

Anonymous said...

Polar bear is gross, sounds like a fat, old racist white man with a wife who sings for shit.

Carl, Mission Hills said...

Best thing I have read in here all week Pootie.

Pootie Tang said...

Carl I needz my campaign money back and youz owez me for da two ho's.

Anonymous said...

6:24 you be mad because you saw the bear fucking your mom in the ass and cumming on her tits

Anonymous said...

Pootie whats the chance of a snow job tonight?

And Carl spent that money on Scotch.

Anonymous said...

Word! Polar bear does sound like a southwest mo creep on the DL.

Anonymous said...

Hookers are something to consider for KCMO. Sad that the "family values" party really doesn't really practive what they preach.

Anonymous said...

I'd buy that for a dollar!!!!!!! Hahaha!!!!

Anonymous said...

What a poseur. "pootie" more like piece of shit stalker.

Anonymous said...

Tell me this: if you pay a chick for sex, you're a john and she's a prostitute. But if you pay a chick for sex and film it, you're an artist, and it's protected speech.

How can you fuck someone without a camera and call it a crime. But you fuck someone and make a video and you're a pornographer, and not breaking any laws?

Anonymous said...

Ashcroft is gay?

Anonymous said...

The Capitalist Class deserves meth addicts and all the disease the Capitalist System produces to make a profit. I'm glad their dicks rot off when they get back from a convention.

Anonymous said...

OK.... Roll out the barrels, lets have a

Anonymous said...

circle jerk?

Anonymous said...

Seems like the angry Mexicans are making many anonymous comments these days. Could it be their SW Missouri chicken processing jobs they lost to the Hondurans ?

the Polar Bear said...

the Polar Bear doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone says. Least wise a anonymous poser from a mexican taco stand. DL that cum face.

Anonymous said...

Profound

Anonymous said...

u go bear, u go

Wu Tang said...

I call bullshit on this story. Everyone knows that Pootie Tang is the pussy king of KC. Nope this story is incomplete without input from Pootie Tang.

Anonymous said...

I call Bullshit as well. The new Twin Peaks in independence could handle everyone and get you hot wings.

Anonymous said...

For 1000 bucks an hour I'll blow a republican or any one else for that matter.

That Guy said...

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Anonymous said...

Tony talks to 2 females.... his mom, and hookers.

Anonymous said...

You can tell who the liberal democratic faggot posters are, they would rather serve their asses instead of letting a working girl make a few bucks in this fucked up nigger white house led economy.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit. I know her.