TKC SATURDAY SESSY SPECIAL REPORT!!! KANSAS CITY CALL GIRL SAYS LOCAL ESCORTS DON'T HAVE THE GOODS TO 'SERVICE' GOP CONVENTION 2016!!!
Kansas City is making a full court press for the GOP Convention 2016 but when it comes to providing a particular level of "service" to visiting Republicans out on the prowl, our town simply can't compete says one local escort.
To wit . . .
THANKS TO FACEBOOK AND A FEW RAUNCHY FRIENDS . . . TKC SCORED AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH A KANSAS CITY HIGH CLASS CALL GIRL WHO DOUBTS THIS TOWN'S ABILITY TO CATER TO THE REPUBLICAN ELITE WHO ARE NOTORIOUS FOR THEIR DEMAND FOR QUALITY ESCORTS!!!
No, TKC didn't pay for this interview but it was quick and dirty but still informative.
On the topic of GOP Demand . . . Our escort interviewee, who will now be known as "Jenna," points to a shallow talent pool in Kansas City when it comes to top tier escorts:
Jenna: "There really isn't a lot of work for ladies in KC who charge $1000 an hour and up. Clients who are looking for that level of service aren't going to troll around Facebook or Craigslist. They'll be in touch with people who are reliable and discreet. In KC, there's really only two or three people who can provide that service. No way will they be able to meet the demand that a big convention like that will bring in."
A bit more explanation . . .
Jenna: "The women on Craigslist are mostly scammers or just desperate people who need help paying their rent. That's not going to cut it for a higher level of client. What will happen is that there will be people who fly girls in to specifically deal with the convention and take calls. To be honest, the Kansas side has a lot more providers dealing with hotels than KCMO."
So, is there any way KC escort services be able to rise to the occasion???
Jenna: "Doubtful. There really are a lot of police making arrests in KC and in the hotels in Kansas and a lot more sting operations than in other cities where higher level escorts aren't interfered with so much. If this convention is in KC, I don't think it'll be a very fun party."
TKC trying to play nice: You really should be allowed to run your biz without risking jail.
Jenna: "Ikr? But that's how it is. Do you have enough for your article? I gotta go . . ."
I'm certain I could have chatted with the hooker for hours but she did provide a few insights that were otherwise new to TKC.
Like it or not, a pool of hooker talent is important when it comes to the GOP convention and this is an angle to our local bid that prudish Kansas City media has completely overlooked.
Also . . .
IT'S WORTH NOTING THAT KANSAS CITY STRIP CLUBS AND OTHER ADULT BIZ HAVE BEEN DRAMATICALLY SCALED BACK THANKS TO THE SILLY MISSOURI GENERAL ASSEMBLY AND A FORMER CLOSETED GOV!!!
So, this might help the GOP decide in our town's favor or hurt the local bid behind the scenes because The Greater Kansas City area really is no fun for anyone but the dreadful upper-middle-class morbidly obese who want to keep on gorging @ 2 & 1/2 star restaurants.
Accordingly . . .
Here are highlights from other cities talking hookers and GOP Convention 2016:
Philly Weekly: Academic research also shows that convention-goers are often interested in high-end prostitution, in which prostitutes can make five- or six-times their going rate.
CBS News: Harry Reid: Prostitution hurts Las Vegas bid for GOP convention
Las Vegas Sun: Sex workers keep secrets, brothel assures potential GOP conventioneers
And while Kansas City might be selling a clean-cut "Heart of America" image to win this GOP Convention . . . It's a fact of life that there are high-end hookers in town but maybe not enough to satisfy Republican demand in much the same way that this city really lacks the resources for this level of partying overall.
Developing . . .