Wednesday, March 26, 2014

SEARCH FOR THE KANSAS CITY BOX CUTTER GIRLFRIEND SLASHER MOLE MAN!!!

Newspaper and just another deplorable local character on the loose: "Kansas City police are looking for a 51-year-old man who allegedly beat his girlfriend and slashed her face with a box cutter Tuesday night inside an underground cave he called home."

And again, the fact that THIS DUDE has a girlfriend only helps the odds of your (least) favorite local blogger.

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...

TKC please stay away from the cocaine, and good luck with the large white ladies!

Anonymous said...

Tony on cocaine? i think that would require some positive cash flow. Bwahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Use to be a certain group of Italians that operated out of those caves .
They would've fixed this fuck right up.

Anonymous said...

Dont worry Tony. Someday you will find a woman. Any woman. Just one who says "yes" every once in a while. Well, you are not gonna find her in Mom's basement. Maybe out on the porch or in the yard, but not in the basement.

P Bear said...

Maybe you can get some rebound pussy off her Tony. On second thought, probably not.