SEARCH FOR THE KANSAS CITY BOX CUTTER GIRLFRIEND SLASHER MOLE MAN!!!

Newspaper and just another deplorable local character on the loose: "Kansas City police are looking for a 51-year-old man who allegedly beat his girlfriend and slashed her face with a box cutter Tuesday night inside an underground cave he called home."

And again, the fact that THIS DUDE has a girlfriend only helps the odds of your (least) favorite local blogger.

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  1. TKC please stay away from the cocaine, and good luck with the large white ladies!

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  2. Tony on cocaine? i think that would require some positive cash flow. Bwahahahahahaha!

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  3. Use to be a certain group of Italians that operated out of those caves .
    They would've fixed this fuck right up.

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  4. Dont worry Tony. Someday you will find a woman. Any woman. Just one who says "yes" every once in a while. Well, you are not gonna find her in Mom's basement. Maybe out on the porch or in the yard, but not in the basement.

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  5. Maybe you can get some rebound pussy off her Tony. On second thought, probably not.

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