Monday, March 10, 2014

Nobody Claims Former Kansas City Mayor Funky Nowadays But Let's Not Forget They Loved Him Almost Until The Bitter End!!!



The former Kansas City Mayor is now in exile but it seems as if he has failed upward . . .

KC Biz Journal: "Former Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser has a new title: publisher. Governing magazine announced on Monday that Funkhouser has been named its publisher"

Sadly, it's hard to find anybody who remembers supporting him . . .

Check out this typical pile-on column from Yael . . .

"Failure as Kansas City's mayor, Mark Funkhouser gets wonky gig as Governing publisher in D.C."

That's all well and good until we remember that Yael championed Mayor Funky the failure ALMOST until the bitter end.



And this should make us realize that our current elected leaders still have many sycophants in mainstream media who won't really express any opposition until it's too late.

More in a bit . . .

34 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Same thing with Sly.

Anonymous said...

He was a bad messenger but he was correct that KCMO is a failing city. No one wanted to hear it so they elected someone who tells them what they want to hear, gives them what they want and will be gone before the city files for bankruptcy.

Byron Funkhouser said...

His mother loves him.

Myself, I can't stand to look at that face.

He worked for two months in a factory. That's the only REAL job, he's ever had.

He'll be sixty-five in October. Get out of the way (retire) & let the younger generation have a chance!

Hyperblogal said...

Frankly, i would take him back in a heart-beat over the current bunch.

Anonymous said...

And how about your job history, Byron?
I mean since you have no trouble talking shit on your own brother ..how's about it??

Anonymous said...

Hyper nails it.

Anonymous said...

You're the biggest hater on here Byron. You hate yourself, therefore, you hate everyone and everything

You are a deeply disturbed mother fucker!

Anonymous said...

"Those who can't do, teach."

Anonymous said...

That's what I thought ..you sad sad little man

Westport Trucky said...

Mark was way better than what we have now. Hey he even has a job, what is Fail jealous that Mark got it and he didn't?

Amazing how the WV shit kicker says he can't stand to look at his face when the two look alike.

By the way how does a blind Funkhouser wipe his ass? Sniff the paper till it no longer smells like shit?

Anonymous said...

Doubt he bothers to wipe his ass.probably let's his cat's lick it clean.

Anonymous said...

wipe sniff wipe sniff wipe sniff many that is fucking funny.


Westport Trucky for the win. I bet even Mark would grin at that.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Westport Trucky for the win, because he's the biggest asshole.

I worked in a factory & went to school at night. When I finished school I got an office job.

Only haters would say that I'm the biggest hater on this blog.

I don't hate myself. Your attempts at psychoanalysis are laughable. Your just stupid hillbillies.

Anonymous said...

So your mother doesn't love you, and your brother won't have anything to do with you. Gee. And they're the ones who are screwed up. Uh huh.

100% American For What is Right said...

A true hillbilly calling educated productive people in the real world hillbillies.

We don't need to psych you at all, you just talking and ranting proves how fucking nuts you are.

Anonymous said...

What does Funkhouser know about publishing? And publishers are required to go on sales calls with the reps. That should be hysterical trying to see Funk do a sales call.

Anonymous said...

Byron's kid doesn't want him in Colorado. Move is off!

Anonymous said...

Mark looks like Brad Pitt compared to Byron.

Anonymous said...

lol that pic with Fael is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I totally wished that I have voted him back in for a second term. Too bad... I was focused on hope and change that never really came to fruition.

Anonymous said...

Fun man was the fucking Godfather compared to these blithering morons running the shop now. I mean just how many Democrats doers it take to screw a city?

Byron Funkhouser said...

I HATE Mark because his penis was bigger than mine. I always had to play the bitch boi and never got laid unless it was from one of my nigger buddies!

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

!
Mr. Tony,
Failed upwards? No. Now that misanthrope has to generate his own salary. That means he will have to work....
Looks like Governing will soon be shuttered.
He can't come back to KC. No one here would hire him .

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 3:17

Your just making shit up. #1 son lives here in Clarksburg, #2 son lives in Morgantown. Why do you just make up these lies? Pathetic.

Anon 4:28

There are no black people in Paden City, WV, where we grew up, because there were no former slaves living in the area & no industry to attract them post-war. You're just making up stupid shit, too.

Everyone knows that his downfall was his bat shit crazy wife. At least, he doesn't pretend that he's a Democrat anymore.

Anonymous said...

Mark was auditor here for 35 years, Byron, and that was work--especially in the give-it-away Kay years. What have you done the past 35 years except sit on your allegedly blind ass and mooch off people who pay into Social Security and Medicare? You are pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Mark was for Kansas City what George W Bush was for America, a complete numbskull/embarrassment!

The more important question is where is Funky's wife? We all know who the REAL brains of his operation was. lol.

I hope he's not campaigning with a bright orange campaign van like he was years ago. That was HORRIBLE!

Anonymous said...

And the daughter is in .... Colorado!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he'll hire Cindy. She will be looking for a job soon. Maybe she can be Publisher Pro Tem?

Flint Lock said...

if that stupid ass Funkhouser, well wait. Byron is the one that I refer to as stupid. But looking at that man pussy on the x-mayor, man that's a gay looking man pussy on his face. He walk in Bazookas and the freaks will be trying to gang his face. That's some funny looking family. FUck. Byron is a pedophile, no telling what the brother is, that whole family is inbred fucks at best.

Anonymous said...

Flint FTW

Anonymous said...

LOL. Byron will have another meltdown. Just a matter of time now.

Anonymous said...

Mark got the fuck out of this slegepit and has done very, very well. He is an extremely well educated and committed man. A much better man than the piles of shit he left behind here in CK. Good going Mark!!

elBryan said...

I just hope Mark doesn't appoint his wife co-publisher.

And I concur; I would take Funk back in a heartbeat. The crime would upset him. Even if he supported the streetcar project, he would not have allowed a KCPD hiring freeze in this climate. He might not have had the charisma or ambition of our current mayor, but he was open minded and pragmatic; two qualities that are missing from City Hall these days.

Anonymous said...

Tony-Please keep publishing positive stories about Mark Funkhouser. It makes the sheep shagger even crazier than he normally is.