Tuesday, March 04, 2014

LOCAL LIBERTY ACTIVIST TONI BONES BUSTED BUT THANKFULLY STILL FREE!!!



Toni Bones is our favorite Kansas City area activist for liberty and recently she ran into a bit of legal trouble.

Here are just a few deets from her social media blasts . . .

Toni noted: "I am being processed and caged by the Independence Police Department for not having my slave identification card while driving my property."

I think that translates to driving without a license which is a big no-no.

Toni seys: "Unshackled from bench. Got my property back. Heading home. Trial May 1st with Gary Helm who probably remembers me quite well as the woman who refers to him as the man in the black dress to national media outlets. Should prove interesting."

Still, it seems like she had a good time with it . . .

"There are more tactful ways of getting a pretty girl in handcuffs, ya know." - me to the jail processing guy that was laughing his ass off.

We wish Toni the best of luck in this misdemeanor kerfuffle and realize that she's still one of the most exciting and intriguing local activists in all of the Greater Kansas City area.

65 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Driving illegal, arrested and it's a racial thing... didn't have her slave identification card? Was she with Derron Black? Toni B, how about getting a job and stop with the "hipster" act

Westport Trucky said...

Stupid bitch, what she don't have a DL or is it expired? Hell I got pulled over once for a tail light out and didn’t having mine and guy still ran my record and knew I had a DL and just got a warning from him on DL and to get tail light fixed and that was a KS State Trooper.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I like Toni!

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for the bears thoughts.

Anonymous said...

Byron nobody gives a fuck what you like. Snitch cocksucker.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 5:43 Fuck You Byron

MrGlock said...

I got something for you Snitch

Anonymous said...

"...for not having my slave identification card while driving my property."...ON PUBLIC PROPERTY. Is she really this stupid or can she not handle not having some "injustice" to whine about?

On a side note, the lead-in picture is one of the better ones I've seen if her.

Anonymous said...

i would fuck her in the ass and cum on her tits

Anonymous said...

I've been before gary helm many time's. Good,fair man, in my case's.
just come out with it bitch and say you have a suspended DL,or revoked,and shut up!

Anonymous said...

I'd do her, but mainly because she's a rebellious and spunky little tart who is probably a hellion in the sack.

But driving without a license is not a way to win friends and influence people.

Anonymous said...

556, LMAO-not.

Old and busted and not really funny.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if "my property" has a "slave tag" since it's owner is too stupid to have a license.

I also wonder if "my property" is properly insured in case she gets whacked on weed again and plows into someone else's property.

But then again, when has Toni Bones ever given a damn about anyone else's rights except her own.

Anonymous said...

Bones and Cum Guy should hook up.

Anonymous said...

I'd eat her pussy like a thirst stricken dog.

Anonymous said...

lol 6:38 thats some funny shit...

the Polar Bear said...

herpes meds or meth ? hmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

She has good dick sucking lips. I'd let her give me some head.

Don Wann the anarchist, chinaman, pussy slayer said...

Id take her to a hipster fusion sushi bar, then back to my place to snuggle with some new age whale sounds. When I heard her delicate snore, like the sound of butterfly wings, then Id fuck her in her ass, and blow my baby gravy all over her below average face.

Anonymous said...

I'm telling you guys it isn't that good

Anonymous said...

If this joke was any more marginal, she'd be invisible.
Martyrdom over a driver's license.
She and Derron Black would make a nice couple.

Anonymous said...

LOL 8:32 Dumb and Dumber

Anonymous said...

Sorry Bear Dude Conservative Honcho, Toni's not interested in your home cooked Meth.

Anonymous said...

What a fucking dumb cunt.

Anonymous said...

I see Byron is back. Did I wake up and Mark is Mayor again? You promised

Anonymous said...

Byron lies. He is a bat shit crazy loon. His kid DOES not want him in Colorado. It's a family feud. Bring it crybaby snitch!

Anonymous said...

cop should have said... wheres the pretty girl???
toni is a skank.

Anonymous said...

Byron is posting now anonymous and attacking the bear and cum guy.

Anonymous said...

She just thinks she's more important than she really is.

CH said...

at least she stands for something. All I see is a bunch of jealous haters in KC and then the politicians who only care about their donors.

Anonymous said...

Leave it to Tony to stalk some broad who can't even pass her driving exam.

Anonymous said...

Ir would take 2 condoms to make that ass safe. No telling where its been.

Anonymous said...

Toni Bones stands for LIBERTY!

I support her.

Anonymous said...

Frightening photo every time.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Liar 10:50 PM

Anonymous said...

Hey Byron, don't take this the wrong way because I've never had a chance to ask a blind person this so here goes...

When you go take a poo, how do you know when to stop wiping?!?!

Anonymous said...

more lies and half truths from a narcissist drug addict

Anonymous said...

Byron and Toni = bat shit crazy. cute

Anonymous said...

Arrested for a minor traffic offense? Sounds like she probably started ranting about her copblock nonsense and talked her way into jail.

Anonymous said...

Who, 3:56? Toni? Or Tony?

nyuk nyuk nyuk

Anonymous said...

"slave identification card while driving my property???"

IF you were driving your property on your land, no problem. You were on PUBLIC property and must follow the rules.

the Polar Bear said...
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Anonymous said...

Toni Bones, the Melissa Stark of Liberty... she likes the "sock"

Anonymous said...

would that be a pink sock ?

Toni Bones said...

To clarify, i have a legal license. I am guilty of forgetting my purse and card at home when asked to "show my papers". There are no other "charges".

Anonymous said...

Independence cops are known as some of the lowest paid cops in town. As soon as they get some expierence under their belt. They move on to higher paying departments. What's left is rookies and bad cops too lazy to move on.

Anonymous said...

Never should a person need to be handcuffed and processed for the sake of revenue. And "violations" in the city of Independence are ridiculous.
Furthermore,YOUR property SHOULD be yours. Unfortunately it's not. The tax man and the police state will make you pay virtually no matter where you are in this place called "The United States of America". Human "criminal-making" is what that dept. does best. Helm is as bias as a judge gets. But those things don't matter when you know the law like Toni does. Take jurisdiction and go with it, Lovely Lady! .

Anonymous said...

Toni Bones:

And I am sure you were courteous and respectful to the officer when he asked for your license.

Kind of funny that you remembered your phone, which allowed social media updates during the detainment, but failed to remember your purse and driver's license. Yup, totally believable!

Underdog said...

Toni Bones.....Underdog digs your shit. U make me howl at the moon.

Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous3/5/14, 1:38 PM:

When she said her property. She was not referring to land but her vehicle being operated on the public streets. People, even dumb shit people, need to follow traffic laws.

Anonymous said...

Tony, having your license is the law. If you do not like it, don't drive and stay at home. Obviously you are a member of the "gifter" generation.

Anonymous said...

Missouri Revised Statutes,
Chapter 302.181, section 3: The license issued shall be carried at all times by the holder thereof while driving a motor vehicle, and shall be displayed upon demand of any officer of the highway patrol, or any police officer or peace officer, or any other duly authorized person, for inspection when demand is made therefor. Failure of any operator of a motor vehicle to exhibit his or her license to any duly authorized officer shall be presumptive evidence that such person is not a duly licensed operator.

Now, Toni...what part of that is unclear? You're out on the road, your license is in your possession. Period.

Anonymous said...

What a waste of Time that was. Non-story Tony, your just still trying to get laid by this chick. Don't get me wrong I would pound that pussy myself but I don't want to have to stick around and have her kids crawling all over me. I'm guessing that's why she is still single?

Mike4Freedom said...

Who said anything about race. We are all slaves to the man.

Anonymous said...

Toni Bones is just another used up slut. If she didn't have a face that said "I'll suck the chrome off your trailer hitch", no one would listen to a single word she says or support any of her bullshit ideals. I'm also not buying the whole "forgot my purse and I.D. at home" story either. She was probably just stoned and forgot to strap in one of her many fatherless children. Not to mention, who in the hell names one of their children after a drug? What a moron.

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with you awful people?

Do i really live among you?

J. G.R. said...

I would name my daughter after what you are calling a "drug". That arbitrarily defined word is easily interchangeable with "food" and "medicine" in this situation but if you would rather use an ignorant propaganda term that you are probably not even able to clearly define that's ok to. You have every right to be a moron as well.

Anonymous said...

After reading this page I'm fucking moving out of this shitty city.

I hope someone nukes it after I'm gone.

J. G.R. said...

It's overwhelmingly obvious that a lot of guys here find Toni very sexually appealing. So long as she is willing to use her sex appeal to draw attention to causes for individual freedom I think its very honorable. The real tragedy is that there are not more courageous and beautiful women willing to be so out spoken for what they believe in. I for one am a huge fan of that. Unfortunately they are in far to short of supply right now.

Anonymous said...

Not everyone is happy about the statist shit that's going on. I fully support Toni. Unless you just happen to enjoy being robbed by the state, then why wouldn't you support her, and Cop Block, for that matter? The state is stealing money every day. If you live in the USA, you live in the country with the world's highest per capita of incarcerated people. Most of these inmate are the for non violent offenses. There is nothing civilized about that! If you are cozying up to Big Brother YOU are the problem, not those who are brave enough to vocalize the injustices of our departments of justice. What is wrong with you people that you worship at their alters? Where is your righteous anger? Hope that you don't ever become a victim of police state justice and only have ears as deaf as your own to hear your cries. This matter may be a small one, but it is one. It demonstrates the ridiculous farce of the current state of things. Pun intended. Signed, Kim Keith, unrepentant anarchist and friend of Toni's!

Anonymous said...

Kim, did you notice how Toni actually has "slave identification papers" but forgot her purse? What a revolutionary!

Reminds me of the time she swore she was going to prison over her trashed up trailer lot and even go on a hunger strike, but at the end of the day, bent over and took her spanking like a good little girl.

That's the way it usually goes for white kids with screwed-up lives and need somebody to blame for it, so why not the government? They talk big, but never get around to acting.

Ordinarily, one does not get handcuffed and thrown in the pokey on a driver's license beef. Too much paperwork. Usually, there are outstanding warrants in play.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure she was detained because she missed her court date on the not-having-a-DL-on-her while driving charge.It's hard to tell with her though.She uses hyperbolic language,sometimes to willfully confuse those she claims to want to educate.

Anonymous said...

Yes. This, +1 ^^^.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Nailed it, right here.

louis charles said...

If you look at her facebook page, she admits to not actually having a copy of her license, er I mean slave identification card. The fact is, law enforcement officals do not usually take you to jail for simply not having your DL on your person. There is obviously more at play here. Does she have car insurance? Not likely. Is her car licensed? Doubtful. Oh, she managed to bring her cell phone with. What were her twelve children doing while she was on Facebook? There is obviously more going on here. This is a simple case of someone too lazy or stoned to pay the fees that are part and parcel of playing the game. She should stay in her trailer or wherever the hell she lives until she can accept the rules that are part of operating a motor vehicle. The police most likely did us a favor by taking her in without even realizing it.