Friday, March 14, 2014

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Erin Stern and her muscular hotness inspire this late night look at the Kansas City Power Players who ruled this week . . .

Once again . . .

CHECK TONIGHT'S LIST OF KANSAS CITY'S STRONGEST THIS WEEK!!!

Here we go . . .

KCK T-MADO IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE THIS WEEK!!!


At the end of a week, the Commish is still in power and still quite the big man in WyCo.

Kansas City Media Produce Powerful Big 12 Hype


Most mainstream media is just a commercial or pointless chatter about white people watching broke-ass college students entertain them . . .

Racism Remains A Powerful Force In The Kansas City P&L District


It seem that taxpayer subsidized discrimination rules the nightlife in Downtown Kansas City . . .

More Strong Signs Of Kansas City Global Warming


Fire risk and other tensions contribute to Kansas City going up in flames this week and as the weather gets warmer . . .

MEAN JEAN STAYS WINNING THIS WEEK!!!


This week Jackson County Prosecutor "Mean" Jean Peters Baker has been busy busting sex offenders and Catholic School people (put your joke here) . . . Also, AWESOME KANSAS CITY INSIDERS offer another perspective on a recent TKC post . . . Remember that some say Mean Jean didn't get a warm welcome at a recent Urban Summit meeting.

Here's a bit of follow-up:

"Actually, Prosecutor Peters-Baker got a very warm reception. Of course there were some tough questions for her at first BUT at the end of the meeting Rev. Tindall led a round of applause and overall most members of the Urban Summit realize that she is a vast improvement over her predecessor. At the very least, she was willing to listen to our concerns. So, I disagree with your tipster. All things considered, Prosecutor Peters Baker has a good relationship with the Urban Summit."

Stay tuned . . . We've got more power plays coming up for the morning update . . .

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

30 Comments:

Anonymous said...

too much jean this week. You forgot the broke bishop.

Anonymous said...

Alright, Q the nameless faceless outsiders of the TKC comment section who can only comment about the important people in this town but can't do anything more because they have no relevance...now go...

Anonymous said...

When will Urban Summit acknowledge the East Patrol crimes? Never. They've already received their payoff. Tindall and the Urban Summit folks are crooks.

Channing Truthchurch, concerned reader said...

Who is this Q? Surely you don't mean to say queue do you, you ignorant fuck?

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

I meant to say what I said and you understood it you powerless blog commenter. You will never matter to the people who don't have time to read the comments on this blog.

kegel said...

Thanks for squeezing this one out pancho. A few disagreements but I see where you're coming from.

Byron Funkhouser said...

And yet, you've made two comments. Surely, that makes you a blog commenter, & therefore a powerless person, at least according to your cosmology.

I would be more impressed with your importance if you weren't an anonymous coward.

Anonymous said...

Terry Murray said...

Byrons avatar wipe sniff wipe sniff wipe sniff wipe sniff

Anonymous said...

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING BYRON?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

If you don't just love niggers, then you must surely be a racist. Ok, racist it is. No, I detest and avoid niggers at every turn. This, I will continue.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Miss 5:08

If you put out both of your eyes, you can figure it out for yourself.

Anonymous said...

Too bad Peters-Baker didn't have the guts to tell Tindall that she wants to bring back the COMBAT program into the prosecutor's office, where it belongs.
The Urban Summit gang needs to pay a lot more attention to what's going on on the east side instead of constantly looking for something for themselves.
Grifter Central.

Juicy J said...

I laugh at the anonymous poster who says that he/she avoids niggers at every turn. Guess what I do too. There is difference between hard working black folks who pay their taxes, raise their kids and live the American dream. Niggers are those animals who want to bankrupt the system, rob black, white, Asians and every other group and destroy live. I stopped grouping black folks in with niggers long ago. There is a difference believe me. Niggers are animals black folks are just as American as you are I. I lump lazy ass white trash in with the niggers too. Living filth, trailer parks, meth labs and molesting kids when they are drunk. You just don't here about it.

Anonymous said...

C'mon Byron, I was the guy who has been hounding you about the booty wipin'.

I like your comments but seriously though tell us?!?! I'm too embarassed to ask a blind person in real life.

I would assume you just estimate it? Ballpark it? Bought a bidet?

Anonymous said...

Hey Byron, I understand your brother Mark has a Ph.D. Do you? Wasn't Mark elected mayor of a large city? What is the highest office you have ever been elected to? Do you have a resume you can compare with Mark's resume?

Anonymous said...

Byron is nothing more than a loser asshole who's life involves around coming to a blog hundreds of miles away saying how we are cowards for what we say. I say to the real coward Byron, come to Kansas city asshole where my attorney can get you.

Westport Trucky said...

10:09 you forgot to add that Mark is now a publisher and Byron is a simple stalker. One doing legal good work for the country the other breaking the law in more ways than one.

Nancy Wilson said...

In KS this is what Byron is guilty of,

You are being stalked when a person repeatedly watches, follows or harasses you, making you feel afraid or unsafe. A stalker can be someone you know, a past boyfriend or girlfriend or a stranger. While the actual legal definition varies from one state to another, here are some examples of what stalkers may do:

•Send you unwanted text messages, letters, emails and voicemails.

•Use social networking sites and technology to track you.

•Spread rumors about you via the internet or word of mouth.

•Wait at places you hang out.

•Use other resources to investigate your life. For example, looking at your Facebook page and other sites you vist in order to get more information about you.

So you see Byron we catch you in this area after all you have done we will come after you. Get the picture. Now add a smart ass reply we can use against you even more to make our point.

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up CUNT and go suck your brothers dick

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ah, Nancy Wilson. Her boss's attack bitch. Your comments follow mine. That makes you the stalker, dummy. Why on earth would I come to KC? Come & get me here, you stupid bitch. Never mind, get me for what? Stalking? And you dumb asses think I'm stupid. Mark was elected Mayor because he's a con artist. He's a publisher? Of a Scientology rag! I think that shows how fucking crazy he is, and I haven't even mentioned HIS attack bitch.

You came here to stalk me. Your only comments are about me. Get a life yourself, bitch.

Anonymous said...

Well Byron I see you did just what she said you would do. Now guess what she is right and your not.

You're being an internet bully and I for one hope someone does something about it since Tony has no balls to put an end to it.

Lynne you best be advising your client here.

Anonymous said...

Tick tock, tick tock. I predict another meltdown.

Thanks for the invite Byron, I've been waiting for that.

Anonymous said...

Byron is a sad man. Very mentally disturbed.
The other day said he was dying of Asthma, but smokes pot. For a school bus stalker that claims a 129 IQ I call that stupid.

Nurse Rachett said...

BYRON, WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATION. DON'T MAKE ME TELL THE DOCTOR OR HE WILL ORDER MORE ELECTRO SHOCK TREATMENTS. NOW TAKE YOUR MED, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND LIE DOWN.

Flint Lock said...

I see the sheep shagger has been liping today...Let me assure you of one thing, whatever Byron said is total bullshit with a squirt of young boy cum on it. That 4 eyed, bat looking, child molesting faggot needs to be snuffed. And not Garretts snuff, either !

the Polar Bear-son said...

7:53 I am down with you. You hit it dead out. 7:53 FTW !!! FTW!

Anonymous said...

HEADLINE CORRECTION:

KCK T-MADO IS LARD LIKE A BARGE

Anonymous said...

A nigger is a nigger, no matter where they live. Even if they can't spell "hear", a nigger still sucks. No, niggers are worthless and that term includes any and all blacks, African-Americans, niggers, etc.
Blacks are worthless, filthy animals. Not much more can be said in their defense, not much at all.

Flint Lock said...

It seems as if WyCo could use a good cleansing. Perhaps a bulldozer or two. Just leave the water slide and the Nascar track. Be sure to pay a visit to the other blight in WyCo. The rodent rug comedy club.