Tuesday, March 04, 2014

KANSAS CITY MORNING LINKS AND CURVY CHICK CELEBRATION ON FAT TUESDAY!!!



Plus-sized model Georgina Burke is making a big splash in the modeling world lately. She's the new feature model for Torrid and I had to pick my jaw up off the filthy Zona Rosa outdoor mall floor when I noticed her hotness on display. Check a video clip of her posing action that might elicit a bit of excitement from male blog readers with more refined tastes or help female BBW Internets denizens find new fashions.



TKC IS ALL ABOUT GIVING BACK!!!

Natch.

Accordingly . . .

WE'RE CELEBRATING CURVY HOTTIES ON THIS KANSAS CITY FAT TUESDAY!!!

Now here are the morning links we're checking . . .

- Hunt For The Kansas City BB Sniper Before He Steps Up To A Real Weapon: Police investigating three separate BB gun incidents believed to be related

- Show-Me One Of The Highest Paid Public Employees In The State: Missouri reportedly agrees to $3 million per year contract extension for coach Gary Pinkel

- Stuck In Kansas City And Complaining: KC bound travelers have mixed weather reactions

- One More Airport Ruckus: Car theft investigation ends in security breach at KCI

- Celebrate The Kansas City Small Biz Opportunist: Winners, losers of snow days

- WyCo Appointee: Curtis selected by Democrats to serve out Peterson's term

- Northland Ouch: Smithville teen breaks back in sledding accident



- Global Climate Change Benefit: Snowfall helps ease area drought

- Shopping Mall Culture: Olathe's Great Mall adds art studio

- Rural Golden Ghetto Kindness: JoCo cattle farmer protects herd from cold

- Sleaze Summit Chick Lit: In novel, Lee's Summit woman reveals cultural shame endured by daughter and mom

- Downtown Kansas City Booze News: Beverage menu being broadened at Big 12 Men’s Tournament



And this is the OPEN THREAD for this morning . . .

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Georgina should remember horizontal stripes are a bad idea.

Anonymous said...

Chick is so fat, she left a ring around the lake.

Anonymous said...

Lose a few hon.

Anonymous said...

Bitch looks like an inflatable swimming pool chair.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a normal size woman to me.

Anonymous said...

Looks greasy to me, probably sweats gravy

Anonymous said...

Not saying I wouldn't hit it but she has a very limited shelf life. She reminds me of a phenomenon I've noticed at the gym. That is that girls are the absolute hottest during that time between when they start to get fat and when they actually do get fat. This girl is a Blommin' Onion away from the latter.

9:09AM should really look at old high school yearbooks. Your idea of normal sized has been f'd up by years of looking at grown up girls whose mother's nursed them on juiceboxes filled with sugar. Not good for the insulin and great for putting on weight.

Anonymous said...

Pleasingly plump

Anonymous said...

You guys STFU you're only bitching because you know a hottie like Georgina wouldn't give you assholes the time of day let alone have sex with you.

Go back to jacking off to Hustler and soft porn on the cable channels.

Anonymous said...

Pinkel shouldn't be paid anymore than what professors make. Fucking insane the couch is paid more than the Dean of the school.

Anonymous said...

BB gun sniper last night was a "high powered rifle"... Polar Bear said not to fear the "BB Gun he would run out of ammo".

Anonymous said...

Couch or coach 10:29?

I do agree it's insane but the spelling error is funny as well.

Anonymous said...

If the BB gun is a pellet gun it might be a different story. With a good older hand pump pellet gun I could wack your ass if I got within 10 feet of you. Those things was some bad ass air guns.

Anonymous said...

Ha, I bet Wilson wishes his ole lady looked that good and could sing.

Anonymous said...

I for one think the Georgina woman is absolutely stunning.