Monday, March 03, 2014

Flurry Of Kansas City Street Hype Expected

It's worth repeating that Kansas City has FAILED another snow storm despite their best efforts to spin the story in the mainstream media and on Twitter instead of actually picking up a shovel and working on the streets.

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...

My residential street in Waldo was plowed, and we didn't really get enough accumulation to justify plowing. Besides, it's going to get warm enough to melt all this white shit by weekend.

I'd save my outrage for a real failure, ala Kay (We'll let global warming take care of the streets, now let's talk about that TIF in Briarcliff) Barnes or Mark (We're not going to plow the streets) Funkhouser. Sly's a slime on the streetcar and the airport, but his people are keeping the streets clear.

the Polar Bear said...

Mexicans have this thing about snow. A 3 inch snow is considered Armageddon. Fuck, the Taco Stand is closed. SW Blvd not plowed. Shut the city down. My cock won't hit the bottom of this snow. Call Alonzo. The Toy Train is causing global warming.

Anonymous said...

If you don't like what you are getting in KC move to the burbs where your tax dollars count and we actually kick politicians out on their asses for not doing their jobs. Hell! Why fight it. You are never gonna get these yokels to do the right thing with a city fill of numb nuts that keep reelecting those jacks!

Anonymous said...

That's funny, my street was clear and I got around fine but I guess things are really different in Bizzaro Bitter KC, which is apparently where you live.

Well have fun there I guess

Tony Hawk in town for a Barney Allis skate-a-thon said...

Help, help, some help me, I have fallen and my skateboard is stuck in the snow. Call a snowplow. Fucking Kansas City.