Tuesday, February 18, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! SANDWICH FIGHT DECISION SERVED: CITY PLAN COMMISSION APPROVES CONTROVERSIAL DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY JIMMY JOHN'S DRIVE-THRU!!!



I haven't had lunch yet so this news from THE MOST AWESOME TKC TIPSTER seems very important . . .

THERE'S WORD OF ANOTHER HUGE VICTORY TODAY FOR THE DOWNTOWN JIMMY JOHN'S DRIVE-THRU . . . TKC TIPSTERS TELL US THE CITY PLAN COMMISSION RECENTLY GAVE THEIR APPROVAL!!!

City Hall couldn't really come to a decision on this one so they punted it back to the Plan Commission with the hope that opposition would lose interest. Now this decision has been served up mostly off-record . . .

Developing . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I wondered what that noise was. It's the hipsters howling about more--gasp!--CARS downtown.

Anonymous said...

Love the way the Downtown Toy Train supporters are howling in protest because a JJ's drive through doesn't fit in on the hipster treadmill.

Anonymous said...

Whats the matter will them pesky cars get in the way of their toy train?

Anonymous said...

Jimmy John's delivery drivers can rip and roar up and down the streets to their hearts content down there.

Anonymous said...

Few more Quick Trips, BP Gas Stations, and Tat parlors and downtown will be set.

Anonymous said...

Need it for all the highly intelligent down town hipsters who don't know how to make a sandwich.

Anonymous said...

Cool, now the niggers on the Plaza can get a Jimmy Johns in a flash so as to not interrupt their Plaza rioting.

Anonymous said...

Margaret May and Babbette Hughes is one of the dumbest City Plan Commissioners to ever sit there. Her total lack of experience combined with sheer incompetence compounds the development problem in Kansas City. It only took a few dollars to buy the City Plan Commissioners off. Who's paying attention? Nobody. That's why this passed unanimously.

Anonymous said...

Wow! The MAJOR development issue in big world class KCMO is a drive-through sandwich shop.
Move over New York and Los Angeles; we're talking world class destination city here!
Will Sly be cutting the ribbon at the opening and making his usual comments like "everybody's moving downtown"?

Anonymous said...

@7:24pm
You can't expect to find serious qualified people; after all it's a town of only 460,000.
Especially when the primary qualifications are who you know and that you'll vote the right way.
The town can't even find 13 people to get elected and actually spend some time on municipal government issues.

Anonymous said...

It's a joke that it's there and a joke that it's news. Such a funny city.

Anonymous said...

More like such a pathetic, inbred City.

Anonymous said...

someone call Jimmy Johns ?

the Polar Bear said...

I know what the cum guy would do.

A Downtown Resident said...

I cannot wait to drive my car through that drive thru and then slowly ease through the sidewalk, take my time to consider my left turn and turn right.

Every JJs sammich will taste like ambrosia because it's basted in the bike/walk/streetcar crowd's tears

Anonymous said...

Planning Commissioners are NOT supposed to be professional urban planners you dipshits. They are supposed to be lay people who add the lay persons sense of reason to the land use process.

In this case, they made the right decision.

And yet, the relentless griping continues even if the face of people doing the right thing.

People on this blog wonder why their consistent shrilling never invokes a response.......

Anonymous said...

8:11 AM Wrong asshole. Commissioners should have basic real estate background and knowledge of development. After all, they are, in fact, reviewing PLANNING documents.

It's like you're arguing that Doctor's don't need any professional training because they can happen upon the same result without it.

You must work at City Hall. Defending incompetence seems to be the norm where virtually nobody is capable of doing their fucking job.

Anonymous said...

I work for a Kansas County tard.

Real estate experience? LMFAO.

You got this where?

Rum a Google of Jane Jacobs then go back to pulling facts out of your ass.

Stupid is as stupid does.