Monday, February 10, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! SOCIAL MEDIA SAYS THE BODY FOUND IN KCK GARAGE WAS DECAPITATED!!!



One more troubling tidbit to start this morning regarding increasing Kansas City violence throughout the metro area now starting to create fear in the otherwise safe and self-promoting world of local social media.

Check it:

MORE THAN A FEW OF KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS ARE CONFIRMING SOCIAL MEDIA REPORTS OF A DECAPITATED BODY RECENTLY FOUND IN A KCK GARAGE!!!

Here's the word from a rather AWESOME KANSAS CITY INSIDER who was kind enough to share in order to let the public know . . .

"Hey TKC, a friend said on Facebook that it was a decapitated body that they found in a garage in KCK and given that he lives close to the crime scene, he and his wife are FREAKED OUT."

Look for some vague media reporting on this one that probably mentions more than a few body parts strewn about . . . Which is still kinda gross and scary.

Also . . .

Let's not forget that the last time they found a decapitated body in KCK, it was ruled a suicide.

And so, some of us might be a bit groggy this morning without morning coffee but it's important to not lose our head as we get back to this Valentine's Week grind.

Developing . . .

43 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The news room knows. Police are keeping everyone quiet. Notice how we're going to pains to note "the body" found.

Just not the head.

or the arms.

or legs.

Shecky Greene said...

Let's all keep calm and not lose our heads over this.

Anonymous said...

KCK is a hell hole or at least the wyco part of it is. The thing is that most people just don't care.

Anonymous said...

It's a shame that fellow wasn't more headstrong in life.

Anonymous said...

He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Richard Cranium said...

This dude owed Pootie Tang money.

Anonymous said...

true dat 7:59

Carl from Mission Hills,,,,,,,are you alive ......... said...

Anyone seen or heard from Carl from Mission Hills? Pootie said he abscounded with his campaign money.

Flint Lock said...

Pootie Tang has connections to Los Zetas. Sounds like he may have called in the heavy hitters. Byron, you could be in danger.

Anonymous said...

Death squads. We got 'em right here in River City.

Better buy a shotgun, because nobody is safe.

Anonymous said...

Dat nigger done stole more chains than he could swim with...

Anonymous said...

Was it Byron? Not having a head will not be an impediment for him.

Anonymous said...

"Heads up!"

Anonymous said...

Is the victim white? If so, Alonzo will have a fit over how the racist media only makes a big deal out of white folks getting decadecapitated. Isnt that precious?

Anonymous said...

whats the polar bear say about it ?

Anonymous said...

9:08, he is speaking at 10.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like they brought up the big boy's to knock his block off.

Polar Bear n Waldo said...

Good morning, several have asked what the Polar Bear’s thought is on the KCK decapitation murder. Well, at first I thought it could possibly be a Waldo resident, kidnapped in a home invasion gone bad. But after investigation by TKC awesome insider tipsters, aka, some dipshits fucked up, huffing paint, the Polar Bear thinks that this is a political killing. Pootie Tang accused Carl from Mission Hills of stealing his campaign money. While Carl denied this claim, Carl has not been seen nor heard from since. Knowing that Pootie Tang is connected with Los Zetas makes one wonder if he didn’t have the spics bring up a 55 gallon barrel for the Mission Hills financier. Obviously this crime is much better planned and could not pulled off by the KC hood rats. No, this is obviously the working of Mexicans. Another huffer said this was to show the RNC that CK is not “their kind of place”. Word on the street is that many of the TKC power players that Taco Boi sucks up to each weekend are terrified that they may be next. Many refuse to drive thru Waldo or Brookside. It appears that only MILFS in mini-skirts riding with black apes are now seen in Waldo. Alonzo will say that this is racism because Carl is white and the media would not cover the crime if it were a Negro. Word has it that Alonzo was seen at the crime scene stealing the guy’s shoes and pocket change. Amazing what a pimp-wanna-be will do. Thankfully this crime took place on the west side. Over here around the zoo, we don’t allow that kind-ah shit. No the Polar Bear runs a tight ship. You walk the line or your ass gets thrown in the lion enclosure. Nikata is on a veggie diet so he can’t munch on hood rat this month. Me, well, they just taste too spicy for my likes. Till tomorrow losers, read TKC for more paint huffer tipster reports throughout the day.

Anonymous said...

Yo, suicide by decapitation is not as crazy as it seems. When the U.S.-installed Iraqi puppet regime was hanging Saddam and his asshole buddies, one of them was a sickly old guy whose head popped off his neck when they dropped the trap door under him. I guess if some really fat guy tied a rope around his neck and jumped off a freeway overpass, his head could roll, too. Not a pretty picture, to be sure, and probably would negatively impact CK tourism for a week or two.

Lucky we live in Missouri, where they execute people humanely by injecting lawn fertilizer or whatever is handy.

chuck said...

Hey Polar Bear, I think it is bullshit that when KC the elephant kills zookeepers, they are always black.

Then the fuckin giraffes, who you KNOW saw the whole fucking thing don't snitch. "Zo" has sources in the "pen" where the Giraffes hang out. If he will get to the bottom of these hate crimes, then the media will end the silence.

Anonymous said...

"KCK is a hell hole or at least the wyco part of it is."

And the award for the biggest dipshit of the day goes to 7:48 whose geography is so bad that he doesn't realize that KCK is a part of WYCO, not the other way around.

Anonymous said...

If you can keep your head about you when all are losing theirs... You'll be a Man my Son.

Anonymous said...

Making lemonade from life's lemons....KCKS Chamber of Commerce unveils their new tourism slogan...
"Lose Your Head in KCKS..It's A Blast!"

Anonymous said...

Carl In Mission Hills and Super Fat GayDave are tbe same person, ever see them at the same place at the same time? THe only downside it Tony just gets one blow job instead of two

Polar Bear n Waldo said...

Chuck, the Polar Bear trues dat. Giraffe's are a strange lot. Much the same as a gay negro. Chuck, the Polar Bear does think you put too much faith in the pimp-wanna-be, ALonzo. Pootie Tang says Alonzo shops his rags at the Goodwill on North Oak. Alonzo is a marked man around the zoo. Many here think he has several different kinds of fleas.....jus sayin

Anonymous said...

This sounds exactly like a Latino drug gang

Anonymous said...

Carl is white????? Does he know that?

Anonymous said...

I just puked on my Dick

Anonymous said...

The rest of the story is this - The severed head was found in the freezer. PS: None of this is "new" news unless you are tony.

His so-called "tipsters" are his mom's beauty salon pals.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody have a link to this story. Why isn't the other media reporting it?

Anonymous said...

Anf modern architecture still looks like shit

Anonymous said...

Turn on the news 1:16. This has been on every local news station for a day. Not a new story.

Anonymous said...

@1:23 - Yes, I've heard the story but they don't mention anything about the decapitated body.

I want to confirm the details but no other station has the info yet.

Anonymous said...

1:25 pretty much on every KC station. KCTV for one has been running that it was a head in a freezer for a while now.

Tomorrow this will be "breaking" news from tony's "awesome tipsters" because he thinks he is sooooo cool and all. ha ha!

Anonymous said...

9:04 I caught what you did there. On another note, Marc Sappington didn't get out of prison did he? Google him if you don't know who he is.

Pootie Tang said...

I'z had nutn ta do wit it.

Anonymous said...

I got alibi for ya Pootie. We was ice fishing with the Polar Bear. Plenty of witnesses. Askem.

Pootie Tang said...

5:52 I beez down wit dat. One prob dough... da Bear be on da Carnival Cruise ship goinz to Italy. Someone told him hes gotz Italian relatives. Someone call Gucci.

Anonymous said...

Nobody know how to link anymore.

At least Tony does the links!

Anonymous said...

Did they dig up Crosby Kemper?

Anonymous said...

LOL! That's why I like this blog. Funny bitches.

kc crimefighter lonzo washington said...

it a cereal killer in tha hood. I said so many times. it hip to giv tips. so slip me a tip I needs a new car.

Anonymous said...

Eat flesh, drink blood. Eat flesh, drink blood.....