Sunday, February 09, 2014

THE TKC SUNDAY SPECIAL!!! WAR AGAINST SENIORS LOITERING @ McDONALD'S REACHES KANSAS CITY!!!



Here's a tidbit send our way that fits perfectly for Sunday night . . .

A KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTER sends us a note about alleged elder discrimination at a local McDonald's . .

"TKC, did you know that McDonald's actively discriminates seniors? They have posted time limits for their customers and they are actively making sure my neighbors can't gather in the mornings. Why are they going to such lengths to form a policy against us. We have supported their business through the years and now this policy is a final insult. You need to investigate this matter. I don't see why they are ordering us out of their restaurant. We are never loud and we clean up every bit of trash that we make. There are worse customers to be sure. There is more to this story . . ."

Actually, there's a lot more to this tragic tale of McElder Abuse . . . It's part of a national trend and the Golden Arches seems to have come to an understanding with their old school patrons:

NYC McDonald's Makes Peace With Loitering Seniors

Lots to think about with this one . . .

- Is hanging out at McDonald's a civil right for old school white people in the suburbs?

- Community centers vs. McDonald's?

- You can eat McD's into your golden years? #WINNING!!!


We're thinking about all of this tonight along with more important topics on deck . . . Also, this makes me glad TKC mostly seeks sustenance from the surprisingly sophisticated fare offered @ QuikTrip.

41 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Better title: No McBreak Today For Seniors.

Anonymous said...

McDonalds should be glad somebody wants to eat and hang there. No self-respecting young person does. Better selection of food choice is the reason young people opt out. Old people have nothing left to lose. They're on a slippery slope on the way to eternity. Let them eat and congregate where they will.

Anonymous said...

You mean a business doesn't want people taking up tables for three hours after they bought a coffee that they demand free refills on. Can't imagine why.

Anonymous said...

I'm a senior, and I won't be loitering at McDonald's. I'd like to stay healthy for a good while longer.

Anonymous said...

Your tipster doesn't see what's wrong with these seniors going in to not only McD's but many businesses and buying little or nothing and sitting for hours, taking up seats that paying customers can use.

Look, I understand the concept the seniors want a place to meet and talk, many are lonely, many meet old friends. But the business is just that a business trying to make a buck.

And it's not just seniors, it's many people young and old that do these things, spend little money and stay for hours.

Let the business run it's business so they can make money. If the seniors don't have a gathering spot they should have it at one of their homes and it should rotate the host duties among them.
But don't interrupt a business man/woman from running their business, it's not fair to them, they have invested heavily and deserve to make an income.

Maybe the seniors should take the lead from TKC and hang out at a Quick-Trip and see how that works for them.

Anonymous said...

On my rare trips to fast food joints (if I'm starving AND have a coupon) I haven't noticed a dearth of empty tables. In fact most look like morgues except for the drive-through lanes.

Anonymous said...

I'm a new school senior. I hang Stanfords or Roasterie

Anonymous said...

It's like the shopping malls in Florida. No room for the paying customers. Back in the old Soviet days we respected or seniors. We allowed them to spend all day in the bread lines.

Anonymous said...

what does the Polar Bear say about it ?

Wendy said...

McDonald's don't give a McFuck about you!

Pootie Tang said...
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Pootie Tang said...

Pootie Tang says wez needz to march on the Arches. Bitch slap dat Ronald Clown. Dropz a Byron slappin on his big footed ass.

Byron Funkhouser said...

It so happens that I ate lunch today at McDonalds, something I only do about once a month. The only customers in the dining area were old men & I was the only one eating. Two men were sleeping. They weren't being hassled. They didn't hassle me.

Anonymous said...

What a big fat lie!

Anonymous said...

I think people are mistaking those who are Meth addicts who look old and cant afford internet and have no money that are "occupying" McDonald's lobby's!

Leave people alone!!, they will die sooner than later if Mc Donalds has anything to do with it. (and that includes you if you dont do drugs but you eat MC-Shit. You eat there because you are to lazy to make your own food!!

Ronald The Rough Rider said...

Agree completely with @7:44. We can't have not half stepping around this bitch. It's pay up, shut up, and then get the McFudge out!

That's how we do it.

Just waiting for your bad choices to mature said...

Again...leave people alone...after all they will kill themselves by eating at McDonald's and Quik Trip, because convenience is what these vultures count on with you!! What these companies provide will kill you sooner than later!! While they are killing you they are making mad money, if only they paid into your life insurance plan! I am sure you kids would agree!

Westport Trucky said...

"will look into hiring workers who speak Mandarin and Korean."

This is America if that can't learn to speak English then they can get the fuck out. Why is it all these people want to go to another country to live then expect that country to change their hiring practices to meet their needs I say fuck that.

Anonymous said...

If the shit food doesn't kill you, the niggers will! Stay away from McDonalds!!

Anonymous said...

So, Burger King is better?

You don't fucks with the king!

Anonymous said...

McDonalds at I70 and prospect is the worst. a bunch of old tired Niggers that take up space, they are loud, they area about religion sex and tell dirty nasty stories. You cannot have a child in there when they are and they stay for hours.

Anonymous said...

Eggs and UnEnlightenment?

At least our racist is local!

Anonymous said...

I often stop at McD on Meyer and Troost to get a iced coffee on the way to work when it's hot out. I always see seniors gathered there, I always throught it was nice... One thing I didn't see- people waiting for tables. When have you ever had to wait for a table at a fast food joint? Leave the seniors alone.

Anonymous said...

It is Obama's Fault they got the senior agenda which is to make them miserable so they will get out of town.

Anonymous said...

Niggers are always loud 8:42

Anonymous said...

What I like is white people, clean jokes and bank accounts!

Anonymous said...

Me, too. The seniors were respectful and looked like they were enjoying each other's company.

Anonymous said...

I went into a local McD and it was full of seniors. One of them was running a bingo game and the others were marking their cards. I found one of the 2 tables left, to eat my meal. Only 2 of the people had something to drink or eat in front of them. I am a senior, and I was offended.

Anonymous said...

Seniors should got on the streets and play the knock out game with black youth instead of hanging at McDonalds.

Pootie Tang said...

Pootie Tang supports seniors knocking out young negros who loiter da streets. Dem young bucks need sum respect bitch slapped into dem. Knock-a-Nig and get a free cup of coffe at da King. Phuck Ronald and those racist Krockers.

Anonymous said...

These are the two basic things that humans should avoid like the plague. First, niggers should always and in every way be avoided, they are death. Second, and similar is McDonald's restaurants. The pits of shitty and unhealthful food. Both of these items will ultimately lead to your death or disfigurement.

Flint Lock said...

if Byron eats there, that's reason not to go anywhere near McDoggies. They should be glad the grey mafia comes there...otherwise they would empty. Who in their right mind eats at McDoggies ? Wait...Byron does.

Anonymous said...

Im 92 yrs old but i only go there to ogle at the young latina women that they hire for cheap labor. Keeps me young....

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 7:41

It was not a lie. Take off your tin foil hate.

"Who in their right mind eats at McDoggies ?"

Poor people, asshole. They don't like assholes like you, either.

Anonymous said...

Kill the old. And the poor, too. Yessir, that's why I'm a Republican.

Anonymous said...

Byron: You need to read a book titled "Grain Brain" which discusses, among other things, how fast food can cause dementia. You could learn a lot although it may well be too late in your case.

As for "poor people" eating at McDonalds, it's cheaper to buy groceries at a store and fix your food yourself. It's healthier, too, which saves medical costs, so DIY food is cheaper both short-term and long-term. With an alleged IQ of 129 this should be obvious to you.

Anonymous said...

who dat nigger monkey bitch ho at mick D's?????

Anonymous said...

Poor people, or lazy fucks like you who have the ability to work, as evidenced by your incessant annoying presence here. Get a job you inbred fuck ... even as a blind walmart greeter or something ans quit sucking society dry.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Asshole 8:16

As I said, I only eat there about once a month.

Ms. 9:28

I'm allowed, by law, to earn up to $750 a month without losing my benefits. Thank you, Bill Clinton! You assholes need to educate yourselves on disability before you run your ignorant mouths, as it were.

Anonymous said...

Then you must be eating a lot of junk food at home, which would explain the dementia.

Anonymous said...

Machell Obami bees one dog-butt ugly old negress.