Monday, February 24, 2014

SURVEY SAYS MISSOURI IS MISERABLE!!!

KSDK offers this discouraging news when it comes to economic confidence, stress and even number of smiles per week: Missouri is the eighth most miserable state, according to the latest data from Gallup.

16 Comments:

Westport Trucky said...

No Americans had as negative an outlook about their future as West Virginians.

Explains why they was number one.

Now the real truth, they have to live with Byron. You see how bad it is just to have to put up with him herem just imagine living in the same town as he does?

Flint Lock said...

Tony, please accept my sincere apology if I have disrupted you fine blog with my lame attempts at humor.

At 6:29 last night when I saw the topic you posted I realized the fireworks would begin shortly. I regret getting the popcorn and beer now. My only hope is that my lame attempts at humor have not damaged your blog. That was never my intent.

There are some really great characters that frequent this blog. Posting as anonymous, using made up names, and some using their own real names. Unfortunately I pushed one of these characters too far. That was never my intent.

Over time, I have thrown some "comical haymakers at Byron Funkhouser. While these "comical haymakers" had very sharp barbs, under no circumstances did I think ANYONE would take me serious. This is the INTERNET. With IP tracing, and the NSA monitoring web traffic worldwide, nobody in their right mind would do ANYTHING of a serious nature on the INTERNET. I mistakenly though everyone played by those rules. Boy, was I ever wrong.

I don't know Byron Funkhouser. I have no idea on earth if this is a real "person" or a "blog character like "the Road Runner, Woody Woodpecker or Bugs Bunny. Apparently this is a real live person. Last night, in a attempt at cheap humor, apparently I pushed Mr. Funkhouser almost to the point of a mental breakdown. That was never my intent. Oh, know that I was pushing this monikers button, and hard. But never in my wildest dream did I think the response would be as over the top as it was.

Most will agree, Mr. Funkhouser makes himself a easy target with some of his posts. He attacks others on a regular basis. Sometimes his attacks are in defense but may times they are unprovoked. Some of his points are very valid, others are way out in space…but that is his right to make such comments. This is the Internet, right ?

For my lack of judgement, and for my part in "pimping" a person the way I did, again, I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have offended.

Hopefully others will follow my lead and not hand a loaded "internet gun" to a person who obviously was near a "total mental collapse" last night.

I truly enjoy this blog and will read from a distance in the future, with limited comment.

I remain you humble hillbilly of the Ozarks,

Flint Lock...

chuck said...

What?

What happened?

Missouri is way, way too multicultural to be happy.

Anonymous said...

Chuck read last nights comment logs from KC Black History Month Logo. Byron went totally off the reservation. It was a near nuclear mental meltdown. Funny as hell.

Anonymous said...

Chuck read last nights comment logs from KC Black History Month Logo. Byron went totally off the reservation. It was a near nuclear mental meltdown. Funny as hell.

jodi hi roller said...

chuck whos dick fit better in your ass, lothrop stoddard or madison grant? i know you were only in your twenties at the time, but surely those were some fond memories for you?

Anonymous said...

I hear chucks butthole did not discriminate and was very accommodating

With age and a gnarled case of piles now,he likes the petite one's

chuck said...

I have no clue who those people are, but you can go fuck yourself anyway.

Anonymous said...

Fuckin bullshit!
I'm happy.

chuck said...

I'm fine with the insults, but I really have never heard of those people.

I think ya got the wrong chuck, and again, go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

At least executing people cheers us up.

the Polar Bear said...
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Anonymous said...

Tony why did you ban Flint Lock and not Byron? Byron starts way more problems than anyone.

Anonymous said...

Flint Lock, Pootie Tang and someone said the Polar Bear were all kicked off TKC because of Byron.

Anonymous said...

Missouri would have been #1, but Gallup missed surveying the state.

the Polar Bear said...

5:00 I don't think the leader from the great White Artic has been kicked off. Never know with that tattle tale Byron though.