Monday, February 03, 2014

LAST CHANCE?!?! CAN MAYOR SLY SAVE KANSAS CITY FROM SNOW DESTRUCTION?!?!



The zero hour is quickly approaching for Kansas City's Mayor as a snow storm slowly slouches our way and residents already seems frightened if mainstream media reporting is any indication.

Accordingly, we have to ask . . .

IS THIS MAYOR SLY'S LAST CHANCE TO SAVE KANSAS CITY FROM THE SNOW IN WHAT HAS BEEN AN EXCEPTIONALLY MEDIOCRE YEAR FOR COWTOWN SNOW REMOVAL?!?!

The city's emergency prep was from the KCMO control room was somewhat impressive and made Mayor James seem like he was in charge and soon to rush out the door and grab a shovel. The locals love that kind of "take charge" attitude delivered with a smile. Still, a quick glance on local streets reveals that we still haven't really cleaned up from the last winter glaze.

And so . . . Kansas City seems eager to give the Mayor another chance to prove his merit as a manager even if his skills have CLEARLY disappointed so far.

Developing . .

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not the Mayor's fault the streets are horribe. Go talk to MoDot. That's what a real journalist would do. Jeez.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Sanders! Get out the checkbook and cut me a check for $2 million out of the federal streetcar grant cash pool. And make it snappy.

But!

No but's about it. Now get over here with that god damn check!!

Anonymous said...

1988 - Dan Henry

Get out the hot chocolate and sleds folks! Lot's of fun and fluffy snow, up to ten inches of snowman making delight and snow angel making fuff is on the way tomorrow for the whole family. Enjoy and stay warm! See you on the slopes!

Anonymous said...

Either something is exceptional or it is mediocre. It can't be both.

Anonymous said...

2014 - All

Snowstorm Cyclops is bearing down on the city so make sure you have bread, water, flashlights, and emergency supplys. Do not venture outside your home unless it is an emergency. Keep your weather radio turned on at all times, and obey the authorities instructions untill the storm has passed.

Anonymous said...

City needs a new City Manager and Public Works Director. These two idiots are a joke.

Anonymous said...

TKC, stop trying to hold the Mayor accountable. You should know by now that he doesn't answer to anybody. Besides, if he doesn't care about murders than it's highly unlikely that the shape of KC streets could hold his attention.

Anonymous said...

It has been confirmed that $75.00 (out of the 103 million budgeted for the toy train starter line) will be earmarked for a good used snow plow blade.

Anonymous said...

How many dead from lost Superbowl bets?

Anonymous said...

"We're encouraging people if they can possibly stay home to stay home," said James. "And we're having city employees come in because city employees are responsible for doing a lot of stuff in this city and we need to make sure that we have the full cadre of people on hand to get those jobs done."

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That Guy said...

Whoever mentions Dan Henry

You sir, win at life.

Well done.

Anonymous said...

I'd love for the KCMO gov'mint to find that missing $15k and salt/plow my streets this winter....

Anonymous said...

8:38, yeah, that's true. Ordered to work tomorrow. Just in case you know, someone needs to get get a copy of their food handler card or fill out an interest card for KCFD. You know, the really important stuff in life.

Anonymous said...

8:11 that is just how Dan did it no doubt

Anonymous said...

How come we never see that pimp with his mudshark?

Pootie Tang said...

Who dat need'n a PIMP ? Pootie be in the house.

Anonymous said...

Kansas city is full of pussies!!! we dont get all that much snow here and the temps on a average are not all that bad, but kansas city citizens act like a holocaust is coming when a snow storm is predicted, the grocery store shelves are bare all due to the news and the fact that people here think 10 inches of snow is a reason to shut down a city (BTW its not a hurricane) I wonder why these morons think they have to stock up on a month of food for a 2 day storm....only in Kansas City!!

Anonymous said...

Sly can't save himself for the looming, massive heart attack coming his way. I prefer sooner rather than later.

Anonymous said...

tony is like a little kid just can't wait for the snow. If only he wasn't such a fat fuck who can't get up the stairs of his mommies place to get outside.

Anonymous said...

Tony has an elevator asshole

Anonymous said...

10:32 Russ can't heather brown keep you entertained enough up there at the airport to keep you from commenting on TKC?

Anonymous said...

I'm lost?

Anonymous said...

The heavy snow is actually a blessing for KC. It makes the niggers easier to spot, as they stand out good against a white background. Makes for good targets too!

Anonymous said...

10:32: Watch what you say. People will think you're a Holocaust denier.