Thursday, February 06, 2014

KANSAS CITY SNOW REMOVAL FAIL!!!



It's official . . .

KANSAS CITY HAS COMPLETELY FAILED IN SNOW REMOVAL AMID THIS LATEST WINTER BLAST!!!

Behind the scenes we're getting reports from throughout this town, in neighborhoods and on main thoroughfares . . .

KANSAS CITY RESIDENTS ARE RAGING AGAINST LACKLUSTER KANSAS CITY SNOW REMOVAL!!!

Neighborhood streets haven't seen a plow . . .

But it gets worse . . .

KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS REPORT THAT NONE OTHER THAN HALLMARK HAD TO CLOSE A PORTION OF THEIR BIZ OUT OF CONCERN FOR EMPLOYEE SAFETY!!!

So it's not just neighborhood streets that are getting buried as Mayor and City Council are far more concerned about streetcars than basic services.

Developing . . .

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What did u expect?

Anonymous said...

"Due to the condition of the road and safety concerns, Hallmark's facilities team has decided to close 27th Street between Gilham and McGee (south of the Rice Center parking garage). The F level of the garage may still be accessed via Oak Street.

Even though 27th is a city street, Hallmark has plowed and salted it in the past because it's a low priority for city maintenance crews. However, Hallmark's salt supply is dwindling, and because it will be difficult to get more due to winter storms all over the country, our existing supply must be maintained for use on actual Hallmark property."

Anonymous said...

CK is fading fast.

Anonymous said...

But you don't name actual people or offer a shred of evidence regarding it. So the only person raging, really, is you.

tkc fail

Anonymous said...

Did Scott Taylor/Cathy Jolly street ever get plowed? LOL

Anonymous said...

Scott or Cathy should call Troy Schulte about that. Troy and pw director need a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

In other news, it's cold today.

Anonymous said...

Colder than a well diggers nuts just ask Byron.

Anonymous said...

Saw the nail tech Pro Tem out the other night. She looked like she was going to get ready to get plowed. Does that count?

Anonymous said...

Toy train is all public works gives a shit about

Anonymous said...

O Snowplow, Snowplow!
wherefore art thou Snowplow?

Deny thy Mayor James and refuse thy designated route;

Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my savior, and I'll no longer be snowbound.

Anonymous said...

It's time to elect Pootie Tang.

Anonymous said...

fuck yeah it is...Pootie Tang will get the streets plowed. You know a pimp has to get to his whores.

Anonymous said...

Put POOTIE in the driver's seat, he'll clear away the crap and clean up this city!

RUN Pootie RUN!!

Anonymous said...

You guys making up this POOTIE character is really sexist don't you think?

Anonymous said...

Sly been fucking us ever since he got into office and that isn't sexist?

Anonymous said...

Pootie is a fucking pimp 4:19. Do you think a pimp might be "sexist". You JOCO'ites need to read the Sun. Real pervs read Tony's KC.