KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ARE TOTALLY HOMOPHOBIC IF THEY DON'T SELECT MICHAEL SAM IN THE DRAFT!!!
Michael Sam's totally gay confession is certainly an act of bravery and not a cynical attempt to boost a mid-level draft pick to the status of a national sensation with well-known tidbit about how he likes to get down.
Either way, the nation is celebrating the homosexuality of Michael Sam and that's cool . . . Maybe one of these days we'll all get around to showing a bit of respect toward TKC and the good work I've been doing for years with chubby white women.
Anyhoo . . .
If Kansas City and the rest of the nation are really cool with this public confession . . .
THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS MUST DRAFT MICHAEL SAM TO SHOW THEIR ACCEPTANCE OF LGBT DIVERSITY!!!
And it's not like we're in serious playoff contention anyway.
The move would boost ratings, create team unanimity either for or against the guy and slightly reduce the odds of date rape in Westport. Everybody wins!!!
Seriously . . .
IT'S TIME FOR KANSAS CITY TO GET BEHIND MICHAEL SAM AND LET HIM TAKE IN OUR SPECIAL BRAND OF HOME TEAM LOVE!!!
One more . . .
INTOLERANT CHIEFS FANS MUST SWALLOW . . . THEIR PRIDE AND GIVE THE SHAFT TO THE LEGACY OF INTOLERANCE POUNDING AWAY AT OUR CORE!!!
Links . . .
MUST READ: Michael Sam, Kansas City Chiefs Are a Perfect Fit for 2014 NFL Draft
ABC: White House praises Michael Sam's announcement
NY Daily News: Michael Sam hears support from majority of NFL players, brass
SI: Missouri's campus celebrates Michael Sam's announcement
USA Today: Michael Sam may have to protect NFL teammates even as jokes roll in
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