Tuesday, February 11, 2014

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ARE TOTALLY HOMOPHOBIC IF THEY DON'T SELECT MICHAEL SAM IN THE DRAFT!!!



Michael Sam's totally gay confession is certainly an act of bravery and not a cynical attempt to boost a mid-level draft pick to the status of a national sensation with well-known tidbit about how he likes to get down.

Either way, the nation is celebrating the homosexuality of Michael Sam and that's cool . . . Maybe one of these days we'll all get around to showing a bit of respect toward TKC and the good work I've been doing for years with chubby white women.

Anyhoo . . .

If Kansas City and the rest of the nation are really cool with this public confession . . .

THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS MUST DRAFT MICHAEL SAM TO SHOW THEIR ACCEPTANCE OF LGBT DIVERSITY!!!

And it's not like we're in serious playoff contention anyway.

The move would boost ratings, create team unanimity either for or against the guy and slightly reduce the odds of date rape in Westport. Everybody wins!!!

Seriously . . .

IT'S TIME FOR KANSAS CITY TO GET BEHIND MICHAEL SAM AND LET HIM TAKE IN OUR SPECIAL BRAND OF HOME TEAM LOVE!!!

One more . . .

INTOLERANT CHIEFS FANS MUST SWALLOW . . . THEIR PRIDE AND GIVE THE SHAFT TO THE LEGACY OF INTOLERANCE POUNDING AWAY AT OUR CORE!!!

Links . . .

MUST READ: Michael Sam, Kansas City Chiefs Are a Perfect Fit for 2014 NFL Draft

ABC: White House praises Michael Sam's announcement

NY Daily News: Michael Sam hears support from majority of NFL players, brass

SI: Missouri's campus celebrates Michael Sam's announcement

USA Today: Michael Sam may have to protect NFL teammates even as jokes roll in


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36 Comments:

Anonymous said...

You're an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Really? 6.2 260 DE? No way. Why don't we wait and see what the measurables are before we say he should be drafted. Base his draft stock like everyone else's on what happens in the combine and interview process and not tell we need to draft him because he is gay. If that was the case TKC should be drafted because he tosses salad like a true professional. Thanks

chuck said...

"Get behind Michael Sam"

Sheesh...

Anonymous said...

Does he smoke weed?

Anonymous said...

What stupid thing will Kevin Hennosy say on twitter on behalf of the poor, sorry faggot population?

Fuck you

Anonymous said...

I hope he's not the one throwing neck in the relationship. His dude must be in a rough way with Sam's teeth.

Anonymous said...

I'm really tired of all the gay heroic talk. There is nothing heroic about being gay just like there is nothing heroic about being heterosexual. Can we all agree to move on? Not sure why this is even news. Anybody selected for Chiefs team will undoubtedly be a loser. Let's see how many years has it been since they've been really serious contenders for a play off spot? Even worse, how many years has it been since they've won a Super Bowl? Too much hype and hot air. Adding a gay in the mix will only complicate things more.

Anonymous said...

Stupid post.

Anonymous said...

@kphennosy = liberal asswipe

Anonymous said...

what does the polar bear think about this

Anonymous said...

Agree with 7:43. The only thing that matters is whether a person can do the job he or she was hired to do. What goes on in their bedrooms is their own business.

Anonymous said...

So we're so enlightened that now gay people, too, have a right to entertain drunken louts by holding very well-paying but short-term jobs that usually result in crippling brain damage. This is an improvement how?

Anonymous said...

And your point would be?

Anonymous said...

Chuck, All I can say is I'd rather be behind him than in front of him.

Anonymous said...

I guess I don't mind getting behind Sam as long as he doesn't get behind me.

Anonymous said...

I don't care if he's gay. He doesn't play a position the Chiefs need. WR? DB? Offensive Line?

Failure to draft him might just mean -- get this -- that they think there are players that will help the team better.

the Polar Bear said...

the Polar Bear says, the Chiefs are gay enough already. They don't need another Missouri "Tail-gater" on their team....

jodi hi roller said...

considering the chiefs finished in the bottom half of the league with 14 forced fumbles last year, i think sam's reach around skills could be a real boost for the defense next year.

The Real Polar Bear said...

Now that is comedy @ 9:50

Anonymous said...

A good linebacker can get penetration no matter what opposition he's up against. That is where Sam has always shown his talent: Getting good penetration.

Anonymous said...

TKC: appreciate the word play, as I do come here for the comedy!

To the point: a person's sexuality has NOTHING to do with playing sports, serving in the military, etc., so PLEASE don't feel the need to PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE your sexuality! NOBODY CARES!!! GET OVER IT!!! YOUR SEX LIFE IS/SHOULD BE PRIVATE!

Michael Sam is like a previously flat-chested woman who just got breast implants and wants to tell/show EVERYBODY!!! Complete strangers are subjected to her story of suffering for years as a breast-deficient woman, and how she finally decided to "come out" and get those DD's!

Anonymous said...

tony has a crush.

Anonymous said...

I gotta believe Sam will go "Balls to the Wall" for the Chiefs.

Anonymous said...

Here we go again! Another queer who doesn't get the difference between who he fucks and football. The world doesn't need to know if this turd pounding prissy pants can sick a dick and that fact should be totally left our of the equation. The only thing that counts is whether he can get the job done on the field. I happen to be straight and never got on TV by advertising it. What the fuck doesn't the press gut here? So now he isn't a black athlete he is a turd diggin gay athlete? I can't wait to see who his corporate sponsors will be.

Anonymous said...

President Obama said:

"If I had a tight end, I'd want Michael Sam to fill it for me."

Anonymous said...

KC Chiefs!!! Niggers and Fags!!!!!! Oh yeah dey gonna WIN!!!

Anonymous said...

9:53 you are totally lame..."the real Polar Bear".... don't embarrass yourself with your lame claim. YOU are NOT the REAL polar bear ! You are a "Care Bear" at best.

Anonymous said...

Who knows if Michael Sam will want to play for KC? Undoubtedly, he will have other options. MU has only proven themselves tolerant of gays if they can play football.

Anonymous said...

Michael Sam has indicated his preference for the following teams:

Giants...if he's receiving

Packers..if he's on the offense

Broncos..if he's riding bareback

49ers..location, location, location!

Bears..if he's in a hairy mood

Browns..when he's feeling messy

Raiders..when he wants to plunder some booty

Saints..when he really likes the guy



Anonymous said...

How about the options for the next awesome player who is a murderer or rapist?

Anonymous said...

Rename the Chiefs : The Kansass City Cumbelchers !

Anonymous said...

i like the MU "Tail-gaiters"

Anonymous said...

Big Hunk of Love said...

hunk-a-hunk of burning love...

KC Faggy Tough Guys said...

Yea, yea, yea!!!!!!! footbally fags approve!!!!!

B Mandingo said...

dat boi be a swingin.....