Saturday, February 08, 2014

KANSAS CITY BAR BABES DESCRIBE WALDO, BROOKSIDE, WESTPORT ROBBERY SPREE!!!



"I saw the guns and the first thing that came to my mind was: I'm gonna get raped."

The testimony of two Waldo bar hotties should send a chill of fear up the spine of Midtown Kansas City denizens given the vivid descriptions these white broads provide of a recent spate of Midtown Kansas City gunpoint robberies.

Check the story from KMBC:

2 women say group of men surrounded, robbed them

Why it takes a carload of three dudes to rob two drunken ladies leaving a bar is beyond me. It almost kinda deems like a violent pastime instead of a classic mugging. Whatever the case, there's some detail about a white jeep but no suspect information.

Meanwhile, the report connects the incidents to recent robberies in Westport and Waldo that might even be extending into KCK as cold weather crooks terrify weekend crowds and pose a clear and present danger to bar hotties who we all need to protect so that they can make their own bad choices which benefit the rest of us.

Developing . . .

21 Comments:

Anonymous said...

It is probably those white people that Jenee Osterdummy thinks are gunning for her husband when he goes out for a jog. Or, mybe some Amish celebrating Black History month.

Anonymous said...

This just in from the KMBC Channel 9 Newsroom:
"Three feral simians driving a white Jeep are robbing pedestrians at gunpoint. Humans are warned to be vigilant as they are leaving establishments or homes in the Brookside/Plaza/Waldo areas as these feral simians are capable of harming human beings."

Anonymous said...

Or, said another way: Fucking niggers AGAIN!

Anonymous said...

Time to ban white Jeeps. That would certainly stop these guys.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Where these guys "teens"?

Anonymous said...

"Scholars"?

Anonymous said...

"Scholars"?

Anonymous said...

Good camouflage. Snow,white jeep, dark hoodies, dark guns…

Anonymous said...

I thought crime only happened on streetcars...I mean I read it in these comments so it has to be true

Anonymous said...

If KC just had streetcars these scholars would not have to steal white Jeeps to commit crimes.

Anonymous said...

This kind of nigger crime will end when the Toy Train comes to Waldo. What about the fucking polar bear ? He's white also!

Anonymous said...

They are hot. At least they didn't rape of kill them. How did the find iphone app work out?

Anonymous said...

This will be pretty obvious to anyone familiar with Kansas City... well I guess not anyone who writes or most who read this awful blog, but Neither Waldo nor Brookside are in midtown.

But tony wouldn't know that since he never leaves his mommies basement.

Anonymous said...

yeah, Waldo and Brookside are both special. Hell the fucking polar bear would not even live there,,,

Anonymous said...

CCW is the answer

Anonymous said...

Using the point of a CCW, is the answer.

Pootie Tang said...

Pootie Tang is the NEGRO to save Waldo and Brookside. If you live in that area, U are under attack. Your women are in danger of the black man. You know, the one you fear when you look in the mirror after that cold shower. No, your only salvation is a Pootie Administration. Pootie Tang for Mayor.

Paid for by the Pootie for Mayor, Carl from Mission Hills (no longer) Treasurer.

Anonymous said...

Bitches! Ever hear of CCW?

Anonymous said...

CCW wouldn't have stopped 6 men, 3 with guns.

Anonymous said...

CCW wouldn't help with 6 men, three with guns. There were only 2 girls.