Thursday, February 13, 2014

Jordan Carver And The Kansas City Links

Jordan Carver has always been our greatest hottie inspiration and this recent photo set inspires a look at Kansas City links tonight . . .

- Cowtown Biz Poaching Optimism: Truce five years ago could have cost KC area 3,000+ jobs

- Secret Killings Move Forward: Nixon: Mo. set to go on with execution despite court order

- Dangerous Meth Town Takeaway: Thieves break into Independence Bass Pro Shops, steal guns

- Sunflower State Discrimination Moves Forward: Kansas House passes bill allowing refusal of service to same-sex couples

- Kansas City Crime Travels: Police say boy, 15, was sodomized by KC man whom prosecutors tried to imprison in 2012

- Today's Burglary Bust-Up: KC woman interrupts burglar rummaging through her belongings

- The Saddest Local Getaway Confession: KCK bank robber who tried to get away on city bus pleads guilty

And then . . .

Show-Me The Epic Event That Didn't Happen: Insane Clown Posse's Gathering of the Juggalos to move again

Back to Kansas City . . .

- Local Lending Downloads: KC library adds free streaming media for patrons

- Telecommuting Behind The Veil: Doctor in Saudi Arabia continues to see his patients at KC hospital

- Exceptionally Rare Suburbanite Genius: Olathe 12-year-old Vanya Shivashankar earns a fourth trip to national spelling bee

- It's complicated? Facebook expands profile gender options beyond ‘male’ and ‘female’

- Beware Of This KCK Prank: BPU warns of phone scam

Once again, this is the OPEN THREAD for all things otherwise not easily categorized.


Anonymous said...

Beware the BPU is a scam.

Sneaking utilities into Wyandotte County Lake & Park using other contractors to do the dirty work. Water and gas lines marked and waiting for the snow to melt to haul in the bulldozers.

So long park and lake, the greedy fat pigs are coming.

Anonymous said...

that is a hell of a

Anonymous said...

BPU is a scam.

Anonymous said...

...a screen adaptation of the novella from Kansas City author Tony Botello.

Jordan Carver stars as a young woman from the Missouri Ozarks who goes to the big city in search of a father figure. The film explores the interrelated themes of family, ethnicity, self-sufficiency, and class struggle as they are affected by the pervasive underworld of blogging, snack cakes, coffee, and basement porn collections.

Winter's Boner won several awards including Grand Jury Prize: Lead Actress at the 2013 Crossroads Film Festival. It also received four 2013 Viagra Award nominations: Best Picture, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Actress, and Best New Writer.

Anonymous said...

Why is Bass Pro too fucking lazy to put their guns in the vault at night?

Anonymous said...

Great alarm system they have at Bass pro and shitty police response time at 3:30 in the morning. Must have all been at QuikTrip getting coffee with Tony.

is there a Moron Convention in town........ said...

That KCK dude that tried to make his get-away on a MTA Bus must have been the guy that killed the truck driver and put him in the freezer. You can't get any more stupid. Wait...calling in a bomb threat to a Quick Trip could be up there. Jebus...

Anonymous said...

That's right 11:58, niggers are just fucking stupid. They're also lazy, smelly, vile, disgusting creatures that should be exterminated like cockroaches.

Anonymous said...

Criminals on the Bus?????????????????

TKC comments sez it only happens on the streetcar????

wtf epic fail omg boondoggle