Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Former Kansas City Mayor Funky Advice!!!



The worst Kansas City Mayor of the modern era offers a teaching moment . . .

From Mark Funkhouser . . . Advice for New Mayors: Watch Your Mouth

Also . . . Letting your wife prance around the City Hall office without shoes is a bad idea too!!!

42 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish he was back.

Westport Trucky said...

To be honest he wrote a great story and is right. Hey he can admit his mistakes plus a Funkhouser with a job.

Anonymous said...

True, and he doesn't post predictably inane comments to TKC, either.

Anonymous said...

Sure this will send the dipshit in to a anger frenzy.

Just remember nutless it's a free speech zone as you so like to point out.

Anonymous said...

You know, Funkhouser brought Kansas City longer winters, hotter summers and probably caused the financial crises that has mired the world for the past five years. But he left the airport alone and he didn't build a toy train.

Anonymous said...

True Dat

Anonymous said...

@6:55 All good points but his real downfall was having a wife that even TKC wouldn't try to screw.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the dipshit can post all the predictably inane comments he wants. It just appears we're not allowed to respond, so I question whether this is really a free speech zone.

Anonymous said...

Advice from a Funkhouser is like shit from a monkey. Inevitable, unstoppable, and thrown at you for the entertainment of its' creator. Duck!!!

Anonymous said...

Mayor Funkhouser was a good Mayor, the only problem was he wasn't black and in KC that's a must these days.

Anonymous said...

Better not say anything bad about a Funkhouser on this blog or you will get kicked off.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Nobodies been kicked off, & his 'job' is writing a blog.

the Polar Bear said...

i see the blog's snitch is out and about today. You suck Byron. Ass clown loser.

Anonymous said...

When KC files for bankruptcy will all the civic elites admit his warnings were correct?

Anonymous said...

How does the crybaby type 'job' with straight face?

Anonymous said...

Byron sucks, he is not worthy of mention.

Anonymous said...

That Funkhouser clan is butt ass ugly. One can only wonder what Byron looks like. Ass no doubt.

Byron Funkhouser said...

'snitch'?? Just make shit up ...

If you keep repeating the same lie over & over again, eventually everyone will forget its a lie. I don't call my self Polar Bear, SUPERDave, Flint Lock. Your names gives exactly the impression you were hoping for.

Paul Johnson, Merriam Kansas said...

Shut up Byron. We have had enough Funk in KC to last a lifetime. GO AWAY.

Anonymous said...

He's still here and making typically inane comments. But we must not criticize. Oh, no.

Anonymous said...

If Flint and Pootie have not been kicked off, where are they?

Anonymous said...

Byron, speaking of lying, you said you'd get off this blog when your more successful brother was no longer mayor of KCMO. Remember that promise? You are the queen of lying.

Anonymous said...

Byron=Snitch crybaby

Anonymous said...

Crybaby lives a lie.

Anonymous said...

Get the Funk out II

Anonymous said...

Here Tony goes again with his left wing bias calling Funk Man the worst mayor in modern times as if there were no slyman. Damn Tony this isn't "The Emperors New Clothes". Cut the shit with your screw ball left wing bias and look at the train wreck in office right now.

Anonymous said...

He is admitting in the article he had no clue how TIF worked when he became mayor. Yet he criticized TIF to no end while running. Funk is what he always was. A professional student with a 90 IQ, who cant do so he teaches.

Anonymous said...

Left Wing my ass

Anonymous said...

One thing I'll say about Mark, his parents loved him a lot more than Byron.

Anonymous said...

Byron is like the shit in the toilet that won't flush away.....he just keeps popping up. he won't go away and just keeps smelling up the place.

Anonymous said...

3:55. LOL

Anonymous said...

Mayor mcfunky and his funky bunch.....good vibrations,,,,sweet sensations.....

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 12:57

Bingo!

the Polar Bear said...

that whole family is eat up with something...just wish they would vanish into the woods with Big Foot.

Anonymous said...

Don't get excited Crybaby, that's not what he said. You have zero credibility around here. ZERO!

The blog community knows what you are...

Anonymous said...

Byron is shit stacked 2 meters high.

Anonymous said...

Shhhhhhhh the SNITCH is in the room.

Anonymous said...

When you smell Preparation H and Vinegar he is close!

Anonymous said...

3:31: Can you blame them? Talk about someone who can't get over it. Here he is, on welfare and in a different state even, still tearing his brother down. What a loser. Who can blame Mark for cutting him loose 35 years ago?

Anonymous said...

In the unedited version of the article, Mark had one other bit of advice:

"If you're going to be a parent, sometimes it's good to have only one child. Anything beyond that, and you're just asking for something to go horribly wrong. Just ask my father."

Anonymous said...

Mark Funkhouser was a good Mayor. He just wasn't liked by many. Like most introverted people, its tough to get along with a crowd of extroverts. Overall, he was a good Mayor. It was his wife that killed his political career. He should have just left her. She's a loose cannon.

Anonymous said...

This town was a happnin' place when Pendergast was running things.

Say what you will, but there was booze a plenty, everybody got laid and the trains ran on time.

Duh ... trains! Uh-oh.