Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Check These Possible Topics For Upcoming Kansas City Chelsea Clinton Talk @ UMKC!!!



I'm not sure how the off-spring of a former President giving a chat at the city college is news but this morning there were a bunch of local media outlets celebrating the presser on a topic we reported last year.

Anyhoo . . .

CHELSEA CLINTON WILL BE TALKING AT UMKC AND WE HAVE A GLIMPSE OF WHAT COULD BE THE TOPIC OF HER CONVERSATION!!!

Consider . . .

- Fighting against income disparity and for equal housing could be the focus of her remarks.

- Creating an important discourse among the regular folk might also represent a portion of her message.

- Also, doing important work and moving past family connection could be the subject of her remarks.

More in a bit . . .

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Her speech will likely be on how an ugly girl gives head. Monica Lewinsky is the co-writer.

Anonymous said...

ANYONE who attends this event (unless protesting), and especially if they're paying, should be publicly identified as a "village" idiot!!! It takes a village idiot to believe that you could possibly learn anything from Chelsea Clinton.

Chelsea Clinton, purportedly the biological daughter of serial rapist/drug abuser/adulterer Bill Clinton and lesbian congenital liar adulterer Hillary Clinton. This woman should be ashamed to set foot in the Show-Me state.

Anonymous said...

Take more Prozac, 2:50. And get yer rabies booster. Actually Tony, Chelsea will be discussing the benefits of feeding Rush Limpballs to the KC Polar Bear.

Anonymous said...

Did your daddy show you how to fuck?

Anonymous said...

@3:09 wins it!

Anonymous said...

Bet Daddy got her to suck. Don't spit honey, it leaves tracks.

chuck said...

I gotta admit, it is hard to imagine the vapid, brain dead fucks that will show up for this.

Anonymous said...

No it's not Chuck, picture TKC, Raidoman, Byron, CG, May and her machete etc

chuck said...

"- Fighting against income disparity and for equal housing could be the focus of her remarks.

- Creating an important discourse among the regular folk might also represent a portion of her message.

- Also, doing important work and moving past family connection could be the subject of her remarks."

Right, you bet, this 20 soemthing chick is gonna blow off herfamily connections and keep it "real" fo her homeys. get teh fuck outta here.

The Clintons are worth now around 109 million (YOU KNOW, YOU JUST KNOW, KNOW, KNOW they are lying their asses off.) according to the NY Times. But their little girl is gonna stop by and tell us she feels your pain, wants everyone to have an equal pay check and all live together in the same housing.

Lemme translate this shit for ya, until Pootie comes along.

"I am Chelsea Clinton, I grew up on the mean streets of Washington DC. What a rough town. Once, I only had three Secret Service Agents to watch me while I went out and played on the White House Lawn. I am going to make sure that you all have Secret Service Agents to watch over you, while your parents fight and your dad fucks under age chicks in his office while your mom is fixing Health Care. My folks are handing over the family business to me soon, and I have to brush up on my bullshit at some no name college in a no name town so when the big time hits, I have the message down pat. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!"

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck me please. If any UMKC money goes to pay for this 1% never done shit legacy, then if you live in Missouri you ought to rise up and occupy the place.

Anonymous said...

what's the cum guy think about it ?

Anonymous said...

If she comes to town and talks about all of her many plastic surgeries (Which came out very nice.), than she will be relevant.

She has no more to offer the public than Kim fuckin Kardashian.

Big Hunk of Love said...

I'd like to give Chelsea Clinton "a hunk-a-hunk of burning love"...

Anonymous said...

Fuck her publicity grabbing agenda. I want to hear how she is gonna become a congressional page and pass out blow jobs like Monica Lewinski.

Anonymous said...

If anyone still needs convincing that Hillary is definitely running in 2016, this announcement should be your confirmation.

Chelsea doesn't give a crap about KC, probably couldn't find it on a map, and is out pressing the flesh with the unwashed rubes to help win some votes for mama lesbian come election time.

Chelsea, 33-year old biological daughter of Web Hubbell and Hillary Rodham, attended Sidwell Friends private school (where the Obama daughters now attend) in D.C., Stanford, Oxford, Columbia University. She's worked (fundraisers/parties) in NYC for financial firms currying favor with the Clinton's, and is currently a special correspondent (paid for little/no work)for NBC News, as well as working (in name only) for the Clinton Foundation.

In 2007-08, she campaigned extensively on American college campuses for her mother's unsuccessful bid for the Democratic presidential nomination.

In 2010, following family tradition, she entered a sham marriage with investment banker Marc Mezvinsky. She lives in an $11 million condo in Manhattan NYC.

Tell Chelsea to stay out of KC, we don't want any Clinton toxic waste here.

Anonymous said...

You know Byron is ripping the hide off it to that picture.

Anonymous said...

So you will be in attendance no doubt, chucky?

Underdog said...

A "hunk-a-hunk of burning love" to Byron is one of Flint Locks sheep. That boy is a pervert in the 4 leg world.

Anonymous said...

Ole Chelsea babes was smart. Married a super-rich hedge fund guy so she doesn't have to worry about anything. No public office for her.