Axing Tough Questions About KCMO Crime

Newspaper crime report transcription: "A 55-year-old man sustained a cut to his hand Saturday night when a relative swung an ax at him during a domestic dispute. The attack occurred just before 9 p.m. in the 6000 block of E. 12th Street."

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  1. Lol. Perhaps yer best headline o' the week, Tony.

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  2. Yeah, no shit. These stupid niggers are always "axing" dumb questions..

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  3. Doing dumb stuff as well.

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  4. Hey, what about that KCK dude whose head got turned into a bowling ball, huh?

    Ax murders are a trend we should encourage. Head choppers never kill innocent bystanders accidentally. When heads roll, there's no stray lead flying through the air.

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  5. Link to the story:

    28-yr. old man lives with the 55-yr. old man and his wife. Junior swung a hatchet at Senior, then fled the scene. Officers arrive, Senior's dog charges them, they shoot and kill the dog! Victim refused treatment. Police still searching for Junior.

    Accomplished nothing, plus one dog died in the line of fire, mistakenly trying to defend it's owner.

    Sometimes it's a dog-eat-dog world, and you're wearing milkbone underwear!

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