TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY TOP FIVE SIGNS LOCAL DEMOCRATS ALREADY COUNTING THE HILLARY CLINTON FOR PREZ VICTORY!!!



Like it or not, in Kansas City Hillary Clinton's victory in her bid for the White House is already a foregone conclusion.

To wit . . .

CHECK THE TOP FIVE SIGNS KANSAS CITY ALREADY EXPECTS HILLARY CLINTON TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY!!!

1. Everybody Expects Congressman Cleaver To Be Promoted Up The Ranks

IF Congressman Cleaver takes a job in D.C., Expect no less than a dozen Democrats to fight each other over his spot. If he stays, like Obi-Wan Kenobi, he grows even stronger and strengthens his cred among Democrats across the nation.

2. Even More Ring Kissing Of Sen. Claire McCaskill

Sure, Gov. Jay might be Hillary's first lady Vice Prez but it's really Sen. Claire's early endorsement that got the ball rolling.

3. Renewed Interest In Local Political Girl Power . . . Just Ask The GKCWPC!!!

The upcoming election will feature a comeback of "girl power" to the local political season and local voters will have a chance to vote for all of the "little Hillarys" in their own back yard.

4. In Union With Their GOP Leaders . . . Even Kansas City Conservatives Start To Hate Latinos A Little Less

Fun Fact . . . Once again the Latino vote will make or break this election. Sí se puede!

5. And EVERYBODY has forgotten the losing/lost wars in the desert.

There's no use dwelling over past/present/current foreign policy failures of the Bush/Obama years . . . It's much more productive interesting to engage in a bit of Andy Kauffman level misogynistic theatrics to preserve the status quo.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Notice how they're already doing a hit job on Christie even in the local media.

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  2. Claire and cleaver aew on hillarys shit list for endorsing Obama over her.

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  3. Wrong and wrong.

    Our Senator Claire McCaskill was the first to endorse Hillary for President.

    Claire McCaskill endorses Hillary Clinton for 2016

    And our Congressman Cleaver was a proud supporter of Hillary Clinton.

    Emanuel Cleaver endorses Hillary Clinton

    Typical Republican lies won't destroy our Democratic unity in Kansas City.

    Hillary '16!

    Go Hillary!

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  4. Would Jamie Metzl run for Cleaver's seat?

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  5. She won't win. and kc votes can't help her.

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  6. That's a nice list of reasons NOT to vote for Hillary, none of which really have anything to do with her.
    Reality check: Nobody in Washington even knows who Cleaver is.

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  7. "If he stays, like Obi-Wan Kenobi, he grows even stronger and strengthens his cred among Democrats across the nation."

    Kansas City is getting fucked again. In Star Wars Obi has to go hide in the fuckin desert for decades and then fuckin dies.

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  8. Obama Care is the Death Star.

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  9. Hillary said: At this point, what does it really matter? Maybe she can fix ObamaCare...ha ha ha

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  10. Except for the civility thing, isn't Cleaver kind of a back bencher? (And the civility thing is pretty back bench as it is. Kind of a long game tactic at best.)

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  11. Glenn Chadwick, Startup Village entrepreneur1/31/14, 9:44 AM

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    Google Fiber gave them the jump start they needed; and good old fashioned KC innovation made it happen!!

    Have a ZAARLY day everybody!!

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  12. Zaarly Inc. closed the doors to its River Market office, citing a need for the technology startup led by Kansas Citian Bo Fishback to move most staff to its San Francisco headquarters. 5/11/12

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  13. Zaarly is a San Francisco-based startup that’s seeking to empower transactions exactly like this – all on your mobile device. April 26, 2011

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  14. Bo Fishbacks gone fishing elsewhere folks nothing to see here now.

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  15. Diebold Inc. LLC1/31/14, 10:03 AM

    A lot of people expected Al Gore to win also.

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  16. stupid cunt.

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  17. This mornings TKC blog is already old news.

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  18. Did anybpody write CK yet?????



    ahahahahahahahha.


    get it?


    get it?


    The letters are backwards!!!!!



    hahahahahah

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  19. City Kansas Tony's

    Perfect

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  20. Pretty cold chicken from Colonel Slanders this morning.

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  21. You think kids are going to vote for Hillary? Or will they prefer living the easy life at home with their parents so they can twiddle with apps on their phones?

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  22. Clinton is too damn old, has lost her vibrancy and energy, is going to be eating bitter Bengazi sandwiches, is irrelevant to three generations of Americans and when the Republicans push forward a world class female candidate who is a minority and already has a record of successful executive government experience folks will be saying, "Remember her", when it comes to Clinton

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  23. If she did make it wonder whose cum will end up on her dress?

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  24. FUCK that cow cunt and her private agenda !

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  25. Go Hillary..funny how the Republicans are so scared already..They know she would chew them up and spit them out in a debate...

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  26. Hillary is a disaster.

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  27. Anyway, how come Bengazi is such a big deal? Only 4 Americans died. Yet we lost over 4,000 in Iraq and 2,000 in Afganistan and the republican noise machine doesn't make a peep about that. What the hell was the ambasador doing there anyway? The embassy is in Tripoli, not Bengazi. The Marines were in Tripoli, just the Blackwater guys with him in Bengazi. Lotta good they did...

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  28. Republican, minority, gay, world class?? Condolezza?? Can't see your racist base going there. How would she control her libedo for that long?

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  29. OBAMA HAS ULTRA-LOW APPROVAL RATINGS with NO prospect for significant improvement. This will tarnish most all Democrats in 2014-16. ObamaCare becomes even a bigger mess as it goes forward.

    As for MO's politicos, CLAIRE is DEAD DEAD DEAD to Hillary's team. Cleaver is merely a Democratic placeholder, and has NO prospects for a position above Congressman.

    The economy is NOT in recovery! Nearly all apparent improvement has been due to the Federal Reserve's never-before-seen level of intervention. You can directly correlate all stock market improvement to the Fed's money printing.

    The public will swing back in support of Republicans in 2014, and by 2016 they will be clamoring for new "change you can believe in." Obama will be remembered as an ineffective amateur.

    Hillary is too old, scandal-ridden, pathological liar, lesbian, and accomplished little as Secretary of State despite constantly flying around the world to stay away from D.C.

    Too early to tell who the Republican or 3rd Party candidates will be.

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  30. Jeb Bush, the one with the brown babies?

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  31. Union men are not voting for a fucking woman.

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  32. I wonder if she'll get her dick sucked by an intern in the Oval Office too.

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  33. No Republican will carry the hispanic vote. No Republican will carry the womens vote. No republican will carry the LGBT vote.
    Your candidate is going to be Rand Paul. This sets up a Clinton/Paul election, which will turn out like LBJ/Goldwater...

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  34. A 2 term democratic President has NEVER been followed up by another democrat. CHOKE ON THAT, LIBS! Every time your party fucks the country up Republicans replace your asses. Then they fuck it up, too.

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  35. Anon 12:38

    Mother Jones Lives!

    I look forward to voting for Hillary.

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  36. 12:43 comment
    Not saying this is likely, or that I want it, but to counter your point:

    Jeb Bush (former FL governor) steps forward after Republicans struggle to secure a strong candidate. He speaks fluent Spanish, long marriage to a Latina, talks about immigration reform, economic opportunity for all, equal rights for gays, etc. He pulls enough Latinos and Southerners to score a win. Males overwhelming go for Jeb versus Hillary. Southern women and social conservatives don't like the lesbian, NY-liberal Hillary.

    When the fighting gets serious, the dirty-tricks operatives have an unlimited number of skeletons to rattle in Hillary's closet. Obama beat out Hillary in 2008 because she was so hated by fellow Democrats. They'd rather have a gay black male than a lesbian butch Hillary....that says a lot!

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  37. 12:58 you would vote for Pee Wee Herman as well. Fucking retard sheep shanker

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  38. !2:58 Can't vote when that felony fraud charge locks you up.

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  39. Byron would love to vote for Karl Marx.

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  40. Byron would love to vote for Karl Marx.

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  41. Mitch Daniels would resign from Purdue if convinced he'd have the support of the Republican Party.

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  42. She will probably win thanks to voter fraud. You know how those Demacrates are.

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  43. Byron & Hillary's pussies STINK.

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  44. 1:27 it's "sheep shagger" not shanker. Byron is the blogs know "sheep shagger". I have given him fair warning about coming near my ewe. Byron was caught in the pasture with a pocket full of rubbers running naked toward my flock. Dasturd shagger.

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  45. No he is a shanker as well, he likes that dying quiver they send out just as he pops a nut.

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  46. lol....I just choked .....

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  47. he would suck Hillarys cock in a heartbeat

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