Thursday, January 30, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! BEHIND THE SCENES KANSAS CITY INSIDERS CLAIM GOP 2016 CONVENTION WIN!!!



Kansas City Insiders are already claiming victory in the bid to lure the GOP convention to this cowtown.

Check it:

KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS REVEAL THAT INSIDERS @ CITY HALL AND MORE THAN A FEW MEMBERS OF THE CIVIC ELITE ARE CLAIMING KANSAS CITY WON THE GOP 2016 CONVENTION BID!!!

Now, we've checked this out and there's NO OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT yet . . . However, everybody has heard the big talk and VERY CONFIDENT CLAIMS of these Kansas City insiders.

Meanwhile, a more reasoned and intelligent political operative reminds us that this is "highly unlikely" since Kansas City has yet to turn in the complete bid package yet (ewwww).

Still, this post is just a reminder that the new crew handling the KCMO GOP Convention bid are giddy and trying desperately to make this dream a reality for a town that typically finishes in 3rd place.

Developing . . .

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this the revenge of Cathy Nugent?

Anonymous said...

This will be another great opportunity for Sly and the gang to spend millions of tax dollars sprucing up very selected parts of the city to impress the folks who they'll be boozing and schmoozing.
Then there'll be even LESS money for boring things like fixing your street or hiring more cops to try to get the murders under control.
Fluff is what CK does best.
Still very seriously doubt this will ever happen!

Anonymous said...

Yes! I can confirm this. Congrats to KCMO.

-Denver

Anonymous said...

Great! I've got my hot tongue and hot ass ready for the conventioneers. It's time to triple my prices that week.

Anonymous said...

From the website that brought you the dying polar bear...

Anonymous said...

If this is true, and I hope it's not, the GOP better bring their armored cars and bullet proof vests. What an embarrassment if they have to meet Sly the Assclown and Leave it to Cleaver. :(

Anonymous said...

They won't need to worry about violence. If the last two presidential election cycles have taught us anything it is that the feds will come in and over-arm the local dicks and encourage an East German style of control.

Anonymous said...

cAll the Secret Service so we can get some good looking hookers in time for the party. ...UH HUH! like we are holding or breath.

Anonymous said...

Well that's one way to cover both sides of an issue when you're clearly just making stuff up with anonymous "tipsters" who don't exist.

Stupid subject matter for stupid people in Stupid Land.

Ho Cake said...

be careful with these east side hookers. some of them don't have a heart of gold.

Flint Lock said...

I wonder if my ewe will be in demand with all those Republicans in town...I know they are big on gay sex...what about sheep ?

Anonymous said...

Probably most of the elites telling Sly how things are going to be done and how they are going to be done around here are Republicans.

Anonymous said...

The real agenda will remain unopposed as long as the republicans and democrats can masquerade as their own opposition.

Anonymous said...

I just jizzed in my pants!!!

Slick said...

That Sly sure knows how to grease the right palms.

Anonymous said...

Wait, yesterday it was Sly and the crooked corrupt CK (hahahahah, yayyyy, clevar CK not KC getitgetitgetit?) streetcar corrupt boondoggle blew our chances because they fired a nobody who was peripherally connected to a has been republican failure.

Which is it, douchbag?

Anonymous said...

CK won the bid for Repubs Convention like Kate Upton is going to show up at my house announced on Friday night demanding sex!

I don't think it's going to happen.

Anonymous said...

hahahah CK.

That's so funny!!!!

teach us to be so clevarrr on the internets, too!!!!


Wait, wait, lemme try:

CNY has a subway toy train!!!!!!!!


hahahahahha

Sallad is the biggest city in Texas and they have a TOY TRAIN BOONDOGLE hahahahahahahha!!!!!!!


That's so funny.

Make funnnayyyys with us!!!!1



hahahahahh

Anonymous said...

Well I don't know about all this bullshit but I just got laid and feel great.

Anonymous said...

Hey douche bag, jacking off a noodle isn't considered getting laid. Fucking loser.

Anonymous said...

Please Governor Brownback, lead us in prayer and take us sinners to the promised land. Amen.

Anonymous said...

OMG. Fred Phelps gets a five-day national stage!

Anonymous said...

This is awesome! And coming right after Dayton Moore said the Royals won the World Series...........

Anonymous said...

Someone should really get 7:33 back on his meds. Or away from the urban futurist Koolaid punchbowl.
In a few years we'll all look back and see just how silly all this hype was.
Unfortunately the adults will be paying for it for decades.

Anonymous said...

Don't think we'll have to wait a few years to see how silly this hype about the RNC coming to CK. There is a 30 percent chance of the golf getting rained out. These guys don't like each other that much to sit shoulder to shoulder in some swampy ole' 19th hole.

Gottcha............ said...

LOL>>>>> False Report....must have got it from Channel 4....


Fox 4 to retract GOP 16 report.

Anonymous said...

This is interesting since KC is never mentioned as a possibility when the convention is discussed on cable news.