Monday, January 13, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY NEWSIE TESS K. CALLS IT QUITS!!!



One of our favorite Kansas City newsies has been ruined by motherhood . . . At least when it comes to the journalism game.

Here was a sad message waiting for me via social media:

"I packed up my desk at Fox 4 yesterday. After more than 12 years, I've decided to call it quits. I'll still do some fill in work at Fox 4 now and then... But I'm looking forward to my new job as full time mommy. Elliott is a very demanding boss. I'm excited for this new life adventure and for whatever comes next!"

She was clearly one of the most talented storytellers in KCMO and we'll miss seeing some of her thought provoking reports. Goodbye Tess K!!!

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face.

Anonymous said...

dat ass must of got BIG!!!!!

Anonymous said...

A fitting salute from the TKC troll crowd.

Marvin Chestnutt said...

And you wouldn't miss a minute of it, would ya?

Call me Holmes.......John Holmes...... said...

yummin on some Tess...>---()()

Anonymous said...

Any person who can take that crap for 12 years deserves accolades.

Carl, Mission Hills said...

I for one am happy to see she feels her children are more important than a career.

Anonymous said...

Nice Tony. Way to pander to the TKC trolls.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the tits Tony. We love ya' man!

Jerry Mazer said...

4:06 I already did ! I think. I was pretty drunk. I know I fucked her in the ass. Not sure if the cum hit her face....like I said, I was pretty drunk.

Anonymous said...

Meh. Most likely, Mr. Koppelman was getting tired of being Mr. Mom while wifey got to be on TV, in the limelight, following her passion and whatnot. So she had to give it up after much deliberating (aka: marital screaming and shouting matches, main topic being "It's not fair!"). Another one bites the dust. Oh, well.

Anonymous said...

If I was her husband, I would hit Tony so hard he could lick his own ass hole.

10 more hits. Hooray Tony.