Monday, January 27, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY BROOKSIDE NEIGHBORHOOD VIOLENT CRIME SPREE FEAR REVEALED IN SOCIAL MEDIA INTERNETS WARNING!!!



As Kansas City recovers from an exceptionally VIOLENT AND DEADLY WEEKEND we have word of even more crime fear and circulating through one of the most elite local neighborhoods in Kansas City.

A KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTER asks: "Is the Plaza Curfew working? It appears some of the criminals have moved South!"



Now . . .

CHECK THIS KANSAS CITY SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGE WARNING BROOKSIDE RESIDENTS TO WATCH OUT FOR RAMPANT CRIME!!!

TKC hopes that a neighborhood watch and community cooperation provides a solution for this crime spike . . . Seriously, we're doing our best to help spread this message and warn locals that crime in KCMO isn't just confined to the urban core or club shootings but also threatens some of the nicest homes in Kansas City.

Check it:

Dangerous Criminal Activity In BKS

Frightening. Perhaps you've already heard, but in case you haven't....

SEVEN armed robberies happened last night (January 24) around Brookside, including one on 58th and Ward Parkway between 9-10 pm where one victim was threatened with a gun to his head. 8 young, African American young men/boys, armed with guns, were in a black Jeep and another “white sedan” type car robbing people walking from their cars into area homes. The Jeep has been found but these guys are still on the loose. They beat up a guy on Walnut. Be vigilant and careful and call the police about any unusual activity you see.

Everyone keep lights outside ON, and watch out for each other.
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Developing . . .

85 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess not everybody attended the Mayor's state of the city speech that said we're winning the fight against KC crime?

Hyperblogal said...

More police, no streetcars. Priorities.

Anonymous said...

So where are all the good guys with guns when you need them?

Anonymous said...

This is going to get ugly, arm yourselves!

Anonymous said...

I think they already caught those guys....wasn't that the police chase later that night?

Anonymous said...

Bring back firing squads!

Anonymous said...

How do they know that the assailants are from Africa?

Anonymous said...

Long on fiction, short on facts. Where's the actual police report?

Anonymous said...

Plaza area is fine it's East of Main where the shit's hitting the fan. I think Main St. is the new Troost Ave.

Anonymous said...

I asked a police officer once what to do if I'm threatened at home. He smiled and said, "shoot".

Anonymous said...

SEVEN armed robberies happened last night (January 24) around Brookside

That must be why the media put Octomom at the top of the headline instead of reporting reality.

Anonymous said...

Oh it's all the middle class peoples fault this is happening. The middle class people have beat the black man down just ask local expert Byron Funkhouser. Byron as well will advise all youth to not work for the man as all he is doing is getting rich as they get poorer. Well I have a news flash for you. For sure if you don't work you're going to be poor. And if blacks are not working then these events that was taking place last night is what we here in Kansas City are going to be seeing more of.

Anonymous said...

Free birth control and castration to inna city youth will solve this problem in a generation or two.

Anonymous said...

Sly is never going to tell it like it is to the black criminal classes like Nutter did in Philly and then crack down hard on it. Sly needs their votes.

He'll try to appease them with more taxpayer funded baby sitting services this summer (the white folk will pay for it!) what have you.

Guy has zero integrity.


Anonymous said...

I live in Brookside and had heard from a friend with the police that there was a series of daytime break ins going on. Thieves approach a house, kick in the front door, and run in and grab whatever is out in the open to be taken. Then run out. This is happening in the daytime while people are at work. Even if houses have an alarm the thieves are in and out before the alarm company can dispatch the police who don't show up for 30 minutes.

And putting in a streetcar is a priority over stopping crime.

Anonymous said...

The thugs are retaliating. They aren't allowed on the Plaza with their inappropriate ways so they are threatening surrounding areas.
The people in Brookside could do the same as those on the Plaza.
Hire off duty Police Officers or people that have careers in Bounty Hunting or those that are trained in self defense.
!!!!!!!!!!!STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

9:01: So true except for the "local expert" part. He's in West Virginia and has never been here. It kind of makes you feel sorry for his brother, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

901 its weird that you think byron finds you at fault for the fact that 90% of americans have gotten poorer since 2009, including the ones that work. also weird that you think byron is rich, as he consistently tells everyone he lives in a poor neighborhood. yes, this is a shitty time to be a middle class white person. probably explains why you are bringing up byron. get some friends, they make life better.

Anonymous said...

and by friends i dont mean other people who waste my fucking time commenting about byron on a site that isnt remotely about the guy. you guys are fucking up this site, not him. sorry bout it.youre losers. get some friends.

Anonymous said...

Nice try Byron. Fucking loser.

100% American Not An Asshole Like Byron said...

10:06, I have friends you asshole and so glad they are not stupid like you. Yup I as well losing money every year my boss is losing money as well. Who is to blame for that? It isn't the middle class people that's for sure and I get GOD DAMN tired of seeing that non working fucking asshole Byron thinking he has all the answers. Another thing you ignorant asshole where does it say I said Byron was rich? Yes just what I thought, no place. I as many in here will agree it's politics and lazy assholes who make everyone poor or poorer. You know if we wasn't supporting all these non-working lazy assholes how much cheaper our taxes would be a year? If we wasn't handing the country over to every fuck wad who wanted to come live here then demand we educate them and provide them with care till they get educated and go back home or then get rich because now as a minority they get better chances than people who's families have been here couple hundred years or so. So yes I get pissy and it's about time people by the millions got pissy as well and put an end to this hand out of billions of dollars going to every fucking lazy American and non American who wants to live here because the government makes sure you don't starve while you sit at home all day and night getting on the internet harassing the people who do work. Fuck it I am going to bed I have to work nights

Anonymous said...

No worrys white peoplz. We jus b doin trick r treet wit u. Give us ur stuff an no body git hurtz.

Skolars B Us

Anonymous said...

Has nothing to with streetcar. Cities can - in fact, HAVE TO - do more than one thing at a time, you fucking morons.


DONT PLOW THE STREETS, PAY MORE COPS!!

DONT FIX POTHOLES, PAY MORE COPS!!!!

DONT SUBSIDIZE ANDOTHER UNSUSTAINABLE NORTHLAND CULDESAC THROW AWAY MCMANSIONVILLE, PAY MORE COPS!!!!!!!!!!

CK!!!! hahahahahhahahha.

Anonymous said...

Did you write CK instead of KC. that's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1hahahahahahhahahah.

CLEVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahhahaha

Anonymous said...

10:08 (aka Byron): Do you have a scroll bar? If we have to scroll past the idiot comments Byron makes it shouldn't be a big deal for you to do the same for those who find Byron less than illuminating.

As for wasting your "fucking time," if you have someone waiting to be fucked, what are you doing on TKC in the first place? Your priorities are really screwed up.

Chicken Little said...

Hi guys! It's me, Chicken Little, reminding you that things you see on social media are always 100 percent true and you should accept them without question!

Have a great day!

Byron Funkhouser said...

I don't make anonymous comments.
The rich are consolidating the wealth. They are the problem, not the poor.

Anonymous said...

No you just make ignorant ones no matter how you do it. By the way you lying POS you do make them and admitted so last week I do believe or was the week before.

Byron Funkhouser said...

The rich are hoarding all of the wealth. That's not an ignorant comment. Its the truth. I don't make anonymous comments. You're the one who's lying.

Anonymous said...

Don't feed the troll.

Dana Holgorsen said...

Take that logo off your page right now Mr. Funkhouser. You do not have the permission of West Virginia University to display our sports teams logo as a part of your outlandish political moves and comments.

Flint Lock said...

Byron, leave my sheep alone. You have been warned. Sex with farm animals may be cool in West Virginia but not here. Leave my sheep alone!

Dana Holgorsen said...

I apologize to the readers of this blog. WVU does not in any way endorse or support the views of Mr. Funkhouser political comments. WVU does not in any way support harassment/race baiting commentary of any kind.

Anonymous said...

Byron claims the talking ewe is a liar. Don't believe her.

Pootie Tang said...

Byron loves Flint Locks ewe. Don't believe HIM. Pootie has cousin in WV and he say dat Byron is his best customer...lil boys. oooops

Anonymous said...

Race war in Brookside. lmfao

Anonymous said...

P-Tang, is your cousin a pimp?

Anonymous said...

Hmm, think I'll catch up on Breaking Bad and see how Walter’s existential predicament as a hostage to America’s medical racketeering matrix is going.

Anonymous said...

Anything else Sly needs to say? Or is it back to business as unusual since yesterdays rushed out spur of the moment speech?

Anonymous said...

Jolie Justus ‏@joliejustus Jan 26

Thank you @MayorSlyJames for a great State of the City address this morning. The state of Kansas City is strong!

Anonymous said...

Kansas City STRONG!!

Everyone else weak.

Anonymous said...

The state of Kansas City?

Anonymous said...

Terminal

Anonymous said...

I don't blame anybody for hoarding wealth. I try to save all I can so I don't have to give it away unless I want to.

Anonymous said...

19-year-old Sarah McLinn is being held for first degree murder in connection to Harold Sasko.

So much for the "Missing Child" thing a ma jig.

Anonymous said...

I suppose all the Free Sarah stuff is next.

Anonymous said...

Whats a 19 year old chick doing living with a 52 year old guy anyway?

Anonymous said...

Ratchet hoe?

Anonymous said...

There is no shortage of old farts chasing around after young poontang.

Anonymous said...

it is said that Sasko allowed McLinn to move in with him to provide a stable environment for her to save money and prepare for college.

Anonymous said...

Right sure uh huh.

Anonymous said...

She'll look good in orange.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is city hall doing about it besides blaming guns for the behaviors of black males?

Anonymous said...

Blowing the Police Budget on the toy train?

Anonymous said...

Rather than apartments and condo's we should be building prisons. Lease space to other city's in addition to incarcerating our own problems. Might be able to pay the city debts and see a surplus just on that business alone.

Anonymous said...

11:23 Chicken Little comment
But...the sky is falling in CK!


Q: What did Bi-Ron say to the sheep as he caressed her?

A: It's always been "ewe" baby!!!!!


Ba Da Boom! Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.

Anonymous said...

CK, Home of Sustainable Prison Partners -

Kind of has a ring to it, and would make the "we are a destination city" make sense.

Anonymous said...

How CK - Home of the worlds biggest industrial prison system.

Anonymous said...

Has to be something like CK - The Worlds Biggest High Tech Prison Village. Powered by Google or something geeky like that to attract tourists.



Anonymous said...

They need to start charging these animals under domestic terrorism laws. Why? Because they are terrorizing innocent people with their drive by shootings, stray rounds killing children. All because they want to protect their hood, their set, street, whatever the fuck they call it. Basically if you are in a gang, you are a domestic terrorist because you are out to kill, hurt, and incite fear into innocent people.


So, start rounding up these thugs and clean up the city.

Anonymous said...

A man with an aluminum baseball bat beat and robbed a 40-year-old man who was walking home from a Kansas City convenience store Sunday night, police said.
The victim suffered a possible compound fracture to his right arm in the 6:15 p.m. attack near 40th Street and Indiana Avenue.

A witness saw the robber walk up to the victim, demand money and hit the victim in the leg with the bat. After the victim collapsed, the robber hit him twice on each arm before reaching into his coat pocket and stealing his wallet.

Anonymous said...

Where are the Walkable City Junkies. You can't even walk to the store at 6:15 in the evening with being mugged and having you arms broken with a baseball bat.

Anonymous said...

Why am I getting the unsettling feeling things are gonna get ugly this year around here?

Maybe I need to put a nice LEGAL 45 automatic in the budget this year for personal protection.

Anonymous said...

Poor guy. That mugger would have been dead meat if he attacked me with a bat.

Pow Pow!!

Anonymous said...

No nattering nabobs of negativism here now! This is a city for everyone like the mayor said in his twitter feed!

Anonymous said...

City for everyone huh? Okey dokey.

Anonymous said...

Guess it's time to take off the rose colored glasses and take firearms training.

Anonymous said...

Does Tony sleep all day or something?

Anonymous said...

Does Tony sleep all day or something?

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the residents of BKS and Ward Pkwy because they are the only areas of KCMO (south of the river, anyway) that are still fit for civilized habitation. If they ever fall, KCMO is even more screwed. Hopefully people will take a stand and report what doesn’t belong. I mean, a bunch of black thugs at 58th and Ward Pkwy? Hmmm…who finally figured out that was out of place? When you see them in areas where they don’t belong, CALL THE COPS … it’s the only way to solve this problem before it gets even worse!

Anonymous said...

I thank my lucky stars that when I was house-hunting last year, I regretfully gave up on Brookside because there were better deals in northern Johnson County, Kansas.

I have lived in places where it was prudent for every household to keep firearms and ammunition at home. I don't want to do that again.

Amy said...

Who can confirm the validity of this story???

Anonymous said...

Amy:

Nobody. This site is mostly lies, dumb rumors and racist drivel.

This post happens to be all three.

"There is always more and it is always worse."

Anonymous said...

The Byron baiting is getting old … and so are the responses.

I thought Brookside paid for extra police patrols?

Anonymous said...

Go fuck your nigger boyfriends Byron.

Anonymous said...

CK!!!!!


hahaha. Id dint' say KC, I sade CK. hahahahaha. yayyyyy!!! CLevar.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, in "Crime Free OP"

01/26/14 14:45 118XX W 95TH ST Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001526
01/26/14 11:50 118XX W 95TH ST Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001518
01/26/14 09:02 83XX FARLEY ST Theft 21 5801 A 1 2014-001508
01/26/14 08:52 89XX W 106TH TER Theft 21 5801 A 1 2014-001507
01/26/14 01:39 72XX SHAWNEE MISSION PKWY Counterfeiting / Forgery 21 5708 a4 c1 A 2014-001504
01/25/14 21:33 111XX ANTIOCH RD Simple Assault / Battery 21 5413 2014-001499
01/25/14 20:55 77XX FRONTAGE RD Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001498
01/25/14 19:41 W 83RD ST / ANTIOCH RD Motor Vehicle Theft 21 5803 b 1 A 2014-001497
01/25/14 18:18 122XX BLUE VALLEY PKWY Counterfeiting / Forgery 21 5823 A 1 2014-001492
01/25/14 17:33 97XX METCALF AVE Motor Vehicle Theft 21 5801 A 1 2014-001490
01/25/14 16:58 70XX W 71ST ST Theft 21 5801 A 1 2014-001487
01/25/14 16:31 77XX FRONTAGE RD Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001486
01/25/14 14:24 77XX FRONTAGE RD Theft 21 5802 2014-001481
01/25/14 13:46 77XX FRONTAGE RD Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001480
01/25/14 12:48 112XX W 95TH ST Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001475
01/25/14 05:50 55XX MARTY ST Theft 21 5801 A 1 2014-001462
01/24/14 19:30 83XX W 135TH ST Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001440
01/24/14 18:44 112XX W 95TH ST Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001438
01/24/14 18:40 120XX METCALF AVE Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001439
01/24/14 17:24 85XX W 95TH ST (Fraud Offense) False Pretenses/Swindle/Confidence Game 21 5801 a 2 2014-001431
01/24/14 16:53 77XX METCALF AVE Theft 21 5801 A 1 2014-001426
01/24/14 12:42 102XX KESSLER ST Burglary/Breaking and Entering 21 5807 a1 c1 A 2014-001415
01/24/14 12:07 118XX W 95TH ST Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001411
01/24/14 10:50 92XX METCALF AVE Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001412
01/24/14 03:47 87XX W 102ND TER Motor Vehicle Theft 21 5801 A 1 2014-001388
01/23/14 21:37 90XX METCALF AVE Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001378
01/23/14 15:18 77XX METCALF AVE Theft 21 5801 a 5 2014-001362
01/23/14 14:01 122XX BLUE VALLEY PKWY Theft 21 5801 a 1 2014-001357

Byron Funkhouser said...

I've been here for four years. I wish that you would regard my comments exactly the same as anyone else's, but because I use my name, that makes me a target. People reference me in their comments all the time.

Of course, I'm not a wife beater, child molester, pig fucker, sheep fucker, etc. The people saying these things are assholes. How can there be any other explanation? Since I know that they are assholes, why should I pay any attention to what they are saying.

Anonymous said...

That talking ewe doesn't lie.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Dana Holgorsen,

Since I'm not using the logo to make money, I am allowed to use the logo. As a recent West Virginian, you haven't learned yet, that this is the logo of ALL of West Virginia, just as WVU represents ALL of West Virginia. The Mountaineers aren't just the team of WVU, they are the team of West Virginia.

I don't think a football coach should be the highest paid public official in the state. Further more, you're not very good. We are used to winning records.

Flint Lock said...

Byron, you are a liar. You are a sheep shagger. I have the video of you trying to molest my ewe. Don't make me release it to the blog. If you continue this sick behavior I will be forced to turn you into the police for prosecution. CK is a shag free zone. You have been warned sheep shagger.

Anonymous said...

Byron u are a total ass clown. Just a bottom feeding ass clown.

Anonymous said...

5:35 I bet a majority of those crimes were committed by black people.

Anonymous said...

Hey Byron the Coach should be the highest paid public official as he is bringing in the most revenue to your state. He brings in dollars based on the product he puts on the field, unlike you who sits at home and sucks on the government teet! But if it bothers you that much why don't you get off your lazy wife-beqating ass and become the AD at WVU and you can fire Dana and Coach Huggins and pay the new coaches was you see fit. In the meantime STFU!!

Anonymous said...

WTF is that sheep fucker going on about now? I thought the women of WV killed their men when they acted this dumb