Thursday, January 09, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! HICKMAN MILLS ELEMENTARY STUDENTS FORCED TO USE OUTDOOR PORT-A-POTTY AMID FREEZING TEMPERATURES!!!



Right now we're offering yet another lesson in local education FAIL from a nearby school district that has become increasingly embroiled in controversy . . .

Check it:

HERE'S 1ST PERSON TESTIMONY REGARDING A COLD WEATHER HICKMAN MILLS FIASCO!!!

The deets are chilling . . .

"Ingels Elementary with an enrollment of over 450 students conducted classes on January 8th although there was a lack of running water. They required the kids and teachers to use port a potties. 

In the frigid weather conditions they had to put on coats and go outside to use the facilities. They had to use hand sanitizer to wash their hands and relied on Igloo coolers for drinking waters. They apparently used bottled water to prepare meals. 

Asking teachers to teach and students to attend school under these conditions is unconscionable. School district officials responsible should be held accountable. I'm sure they would not want their children to use outhouses. Additionally, hand sanitizer is not an adequate substitute for soap and water the discharge of bodily waste. The community should be outraged.

It is my understanding that district officials were aware of the problem since last Friday but allowed the school to open without adequate water services anyway. This matter should be reported to DESE and DFS for investigation. Whomever made the decision to open the school should be disciplined.

The mainstream media is not aware or is ignoring the situation."
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The school is closed today and officials were not immediately available for comment . . .

Developing . . .

41 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Hickman Mills needs better management for a growing district. That much is sure.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes life isn't always what we want it to be. Funny they go to ball games,parks, what not and use these type toilets all the time.
Shit happens sometimes. I really doubt anyone was traumatized from it.

Anonymous said...

When they have to walk five miles in the snow to get to school then they might have something to talk about.

Byron Funkhouser said...

They should have called off school until the problem was fixed. Especially, given the weather.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't they didn't fix this over the holiday break?

Anonymous said...

And look who runs the district.

Anonymous said...

Who cares what an idiot from WV has to say

Anonymous said...

It's Hickman Mills.
Mammy gwana' SUE, cuz wachu' dun to my babies. Oh law' me. Dey gwana' have trawmas!!!!

LinceHispano said...

He is an idiot alright should see his dumbass trying to play chess

Anonymous said...

My Aunt Kate lived in Orrick, MO in the early 60's. She lived in town but they had an outhouse. Two words for cold weather: Slop Jar.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Lince, I was a correspondence player. We were playing a casual game of G/15. Stop being such an idiot. I received a certificate from the USCF proclaiming that I was a Candidate Master of Correspondence Chess. Did you get on of those?

You see me being bullied & your response is to jump on the pile. Its because of assholes like you that I stopped playing chess.

Anonymous said...

No Byron you stopped because you suck! Wow, a correspondence certficate! What a claim to fame! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
THIEF! Get a job! You can see well enough!

Byron Funkhouser said...

I'm not a thief, asshole. Sorry, I didn't catch your name. Do you have one, bitch?

Byron Funkhouser said...

I'm not getting a job, because I'm disabled. I can't work because I'm disabled. That's what disabled means.

The other readers of this blog are getting tired of this bullying every time I make a comment. After I make a comment, the thread is about how ignorant you assholes are, instead of its original story.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE NOT DISABLED! YOU ARE A LAZY THIEF!

Anonymous said...

I agree... I'm just a casual browser, once in a great while will comment and the personal attacks of this man is childish and disturbing. Just Ignore them Byron, you make thoughtful eloquent comments (most of the time). Seriously, don't lower yourself by responding to them.

Anonymous said...

Says YOU! Who are you anyway?!. Leave that man alone. You are obsessed with that man... get a life dude.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the great depression.



Byron Funkhouser said...

Thanks 6:17 & 6:19

This thread is about the Hickman School ...

Great Depression is right. When one of our schools has water problems, they cancel classes until its fixed.

Anonymous said...

so instead of verifying it you just ran with it?

there is always more and it is always worse.

Anonymous said...

Your school? WV assholes don't go to school just ask the Whites. Byron has no friends he has posts he makes himself for himself. Sort of like what Glazer does.

Anonymous said...

Is that the restrooms at Glazers New Comedy Club?

Anonymous said...

Man up and drive on. My goodness people are pussies these days.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to CK

So is each one of those porta shitters one for whites, blacks, hispanics, gay, lesbian, etc?

Or one size fits all?

Anonymous said...

The Whites is the greatest documentary ever made.

Anonymous said...

I think this is the end result of Kansas City's decades long school desegregation experiment.

Flat broke.

Anonymous said...

The Outhouses of CK

Anonymous said...

You are welcome. Reading the other threads it's clearly gotten out of control. These people are vile. Maybe you should just chose a pseudonym or post anonymously?

Anonymous said...

This is awful.

Anonymous said...

DESE pays students for each day they are in class. When you cancel school for a day, then you have to add a day to the end of year. Parents always start pulling their kids out of school towards summer vacation.

So adding a day to the end of year means less revenue from DESE and more expenses because you have to pay for unplanned buses, extra pay for staff, etc.

That all adds up to lost money.

So you call off school and the school looses money. Then you have to cut something and parents complain about the cut. You keep school open to save money and parents complain about that too.

Typical rock and hard place. I think Hickman Mills made the wrong decision and should have called off school and just took the loss.

But people saying everyone needs to call the Department of Family Services? Good grief people, lets grow up and act like adults. Scream at the school board a bit because they deserve it, but keep things in perspective. It is way over the top to try to bring DESE and DFS into this.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 8:25

I will not hide. I will try to stop responding to these people, but it is also up to the other readers to call this unacceptable. Do you really want every thread that I comment on to become a "Let's hate on Byron" thread?

Just because the 'cum on tits' guy & the 'N' word group yell 'free speech' doesn't mean that's its acceptable, unless you accept it.

This forum belongs to ALL the readers & commenters. More of you need to take ownership, especially if you care about it.

Anonymous said...

We have taken ownership Byron and many have asked you to butt out and leave us alone and you won't do that so see you can't do as you think people should do.

You idea of Free Speech is that which only you think is correct, well sorry stupid but it isn't that way so ship out asshole.

Anonymous said...

In fact you think your so fucking great and sit on your ass all day fucking the government why don't you start your own blog like Tony has and you can do what ever the fuck you want to with it and say what ever the fuck you want. That way we who dislike your stupid ass will stay away from it and you will be a happy camper.

Anonymous said...

I think the subject of porta potties is a great time to call out Byron

Byron Funkhouser said...

Yes, but you're just the retards, so it doesn't count.

Anonymous said...

8:44 has it. Districts hate to cancel due to money and schedule issues. The district as a whole had just lost two days (Mon & Tues) I suspect didn't want to lose more. But this was the wrong call. Take your lumps on this one. The school staff can take turns yelling at the water dept to get off their rears and fix the main.

Anonymous said...

WHHHHAAA!

Anonymous said...

You quit because you are not good at losing

LinceHispano said...

"I received a certificate from the USCF proclaiming that I was a Candidate Master of Correspondence Chess. Did you get on of those?"

No but I got a secret decoder ring from Batman and that trumps your hunk of worthless paper.

Byron's dirty stinkin ass crack said...

Please wipe or clean me SOMETIME!!!!!

Anonymous said...

MAN FUCK HICKMAN MILLS