Saturday, January 18, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! BEWARE!!! KANSAS CITY 'PLAZA CRACKIN' GATHERING PLANNED TONIGHT!!!



Social media in Kansas City is now on edge across every demographic regarding a planned gathering that some fear might turn into a violent teen flash mob.

To wit . . .

TONIGHT LOCAL URBAN YOUNGSTERS ARE ORGANIZING A 'PLAZA CRACKIN' GATHERING OPENLY VIA SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

This week Alonzo Washington has been warning of increased local violence and now a couple of other sources are calling our attention to a scary digital footprint:

A RATHER BRILLIANT AND AWESOME TKC TIPSTER SEYZ: "Maybe this is just me being white and unhip, but I stumbled across this facebook event and wondered if it was something that people should be aware of. I know a lot of times when things get out of control, they were organized on social media; just never seen the evidence of it. The police probably already know this/expect this on a Saturday. Just sharing it."

Here is the evidence:



The "Plaza Crackin!" Even planned for tonight link . . .

Check the slightly edited urban core social media call to action:

* Its Cracking *
Everybody Come Kick It w. Some Famous ass N#ggas ... You see us , SPEAK ! Everybody Whose ANYBODY will be here ,

- Don't Be Cheap , Bring Money to See a Movie ( And don't Be Boosie , Get A Lil Freaky Entertain Ya Date )

- Come Looking Fresh , Don't Stink Up the Theatre

- Ask yo momma NOW !!


To be fair, the event calls for urban youth to dress nice and bring money for the movies but with 600 people already confirming this urban core youth call for a night out on the Plaza. It's not out of line to think that things could easily get out of control

Developing . . .

44 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe not a bad night to stay home. Hope for some cold weather and grab a tea.

Anonymous said...

Mau-Mau uprising. The natives are restless. In place of drums is social media.

Anonymous said...

It's a bit early for Sly to get pushed into the petunia patch again. But spring's coming and the tulips are right around the corner.
Maybe if the flash mobs asked for a TIF, the mayor would make the scene.
For the families on the Plaza, though, you're on your own.

Anonymous said...

Headin to the Plaza to knock a cracker.....

Anonymous said...

So when is this show coming to Zona Rosa and will the crackers up north put up with this shit like the Brookside and Waldo crackers?

Anonymous said...

I kind of wish they'd get really out of hand - enough that KC would havr to charge them and deal with their uninvolved oblivious parents.

Anonymous said...

Hell no Northlanders won't put up with it. From what I can see they behave when they're at Zona.

Ray Bob . said...

Nah, Northlanders still drink COFFEE, the latte sippers down Waldo way are all gay fucks. Spooks come up to Zona and they will get knocked out by the Platte County Posse!

Anonymous said...

This was set up pretty much to make Alonzo look foolish. We were going to call him out on it. Instead look at the fish that bit.

You and Alonzo pretty much fall for anything that comes down the pike.

Breakin News from the Plaza......Pootie Tang reporting said...

Pootie Tang reporting live from the Plaza for TKC. The Negros have not arrived yet. All quiet. Only your normal black shoplifting and a couple of mugs. Pootie Tang out.

Hugh Jass said...

Fucking niggers. You can take the spook out of the jungle, but the jungle ain't coming out of the spook. Good point 4:18, gone are the drums. Now it's twitter and facebook. Fucking niggers still can't spell though.

Anonymous said...

It's just a mass date night.

Anonymous said...

I hope they enjoy the weather...

Anonymous said...

Sucker.

Fell for this hook line and sinker didn't you?

There is always more and it is always worse.

Anonymous said...

Hope they have a good time.

Anonymous said...

TKC PRANKED! MORE TO COME!

Oh so much more.

Anonymous said...

prime example of worthless Alonzo's intel and Tony sniffs up whatever Alonzo puts down

Aj said...

Movie theater is a waste tonight. Good luck actually watching a movie. Shame, this city used to be so nice.

Anonymous said...

YALL ARE RACIST. JUST BECAUSE OUR KIDS GO TO THE MALLS AND THE MOVIES DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE THERE TO START TROUBLE. LOOK AT YOUR OWN HOUSE BEFORE YOU START CASTING STONES!

Anonymous said...

Put a lighted stage with do booth in swipe park and hold a tweaking contest. They won't even remember the plaza.

Anonymous said...

Damn tablet, *with a do booth and hold a twerking contest.

Two Chains said...

Kcmo starting to look like Brooklyn

Anonymous said...

KC needs a Wu Tang Clan!

Anonymous said...

Shit, if they are going to dress nice, bring a date and money for tix to the movie theater or any other place they are welcome!!

It is people who bother people, loiter and dont patronize the businesses who are a problem.

Anonymous said...

Agreed!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 11:43

I don't believe that. Most of the commenters here seem to long for the bad old days of segregation.

The young people know that you're afraid of them, & that gives them power over you.

Anonymous said...

The Plaza made money last year so why are cracker's crackin'?

Anonymous said...

how do you wipe your ass byron? you blind sob

Tony's kneepads........................ said...

Obviously Super Tipster Alonzo's information was flawed. Was on Plaza and the natives were helping old ladies, and opening doors for people. Some were seen parking vehicles and others were shining shoes and washing windows. Guess Zo must have put his turban on backwards. But it collected 29 comments. Mission Accomplished !

Anonymous said...

My question does zo manufacture this stuff to hype himself? His alter ego facebook, maybe he should have used myspace???

Anonymous said...

Byron doesn't believe in work either.

Anonymous said...

Is Byron "Boosie"?

Anonymous said...

Noticed the poster Studied at UCLA and Works at Worlds of Fun

LMAO

Anonymous said...

Years ago when driving around the Plaza area with car stereos booming off the buildings, was a sign of things to come.
We stopped going to the Plaza when this started. Why would you pay to shop and dine to be driven out of your mind?
The Plaza management company didn't act, so business suffers.

elBryan said...

I'm glad the information was shared, and I'm also glad that nothing bad happened. There's certainly no harm in being aware that 500+ teenagers have responded to an invite called Plaza Crackin' before you make a trip there.

Anonymous said...

I love the bad old days of segregation and assholes like you who wouldn't be allowed to sit at home doing nothing but drawing a government check. If you could crawl in those days you was expected to work. Start crawling bitch.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 3:06

Fuck you, bitch.

Anonymous said...

Byron = Persona Non Grata

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ohh, hey dumbass, if I'm persona non grata, then why do you keep talking to me? I've already proven that you pussies can't ignore me. Its too important to you to insult me & tell me I'm wrong, even though my opinions are shared by half of the population.

Anonymous said...

White guy with gun. Racist.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Tony I am so god damn tired of seeing Byron Funkhouser’s shit on these posts all the time. He is ruining your site. He is not from around here and adds nothing to this local blog. His insight is hateful as a rule and does not reflect the views of people or events of Kansas City. He has gotten to the point he only posts to incite and anger people for his own benefit.

Anonymous said...

So since there is no follow up I assume the kids gathered, spent money and nothing bad happened.

Why not report that?

Anonymous said...

Excellent point!