A bit of a Kansas City Barbie Funny for Saturday night that's being recycled across local social media.
Kinda cool since this Internets parody actually originates before the Web 2.0 era and long before the current gigabit craze.
To wit . . .
CHECK THE BEST OF THE KANSAS CITY BARBIE COLLECTION TAKING A SERIES OF POLITICALLY INCORRECT SHOTS @ THE KANSAS CITY METRO!!!
Some of these are kinda racist, most of them are offensive but all of these "barbies" are kinda funny for those online denizens who haven't let the Internets kill their sense of humor.
Check it:
I wonder if they have a GKCWPC edition update?
Sadly, the fashion accessories still hold up.
After the 2008 market crash this Barbie is finally making it back on her feet and ready to take on the Chinese debt market calamity that's soon on the horizon.
Ouch.
I always wondered what Barbie's parents did for a living in order to subsidize her lifestyle.
In fairness, this is the only Barbie that can dance.
Suspension of disbelief finally tuned out for TKC and had to stop myself from looking for her number.
Dated most of these barbies. they're not all bad.
ReplyDeleteWhen you pull their string, what do they say?
ReplyDeleteWestport: Would you like some more organic chamomile tea?
Belton: Let's go out somewhere fancy tonight, I'm thinking Sonic!
Overland Park: So then she says, "yada, yada, yada."
Grandview: After KJ becomes a rap star, we're gonna buy a big house.....I swear!
Plaza: Oh my dermatologist is the BEST! Her Botox is a special blend from Europe.
Prospect: I'm in a transitional phase of my life.
KCMO: Streetcars? I've pulled a few trains in my life!
Lmfao .....its soo right ....haven't like there in years some things never change
Delete6:12 LMFAO......+1
ReplyDeleteProspect Barbie is way too thin. Needs about 200 lbs. added to her.
ReplyDeleteWhere are Crossroads, Downtown Loft, and Streetcar Barbie?
ReplyDeleteTats, black skinny jeans, red tennis shoes, latte's, artisenal cocktails, organic arugula, no real job, but a striving entrepeneur.
And Daddy Barbie picking up the tab.
You forgot:
ReplyDeleteWestside Barbie: A sassie Latina barbie who's a lot of fun but full of drama.
Power & Light Barbie: A fake Jersey Shore wannabe Barbie who only comes into existence on the weekends.
Eastside Barbie: Another fun barbie who always get into fights and a sneaky one.
Waldo Barbie: Uppity Barbie bitch who thinks everyone is beneath her but really can barely pay her own bills.
North East Side Barbie: Works at Walmart, parties on her backyard, and had three baby daddies.
AND
ReplyDelete39th Street Barbie: Pretty, fashionable, intellectual and well educated barbie but a manic bipolar bitch who will turn on you at the blink of an eye and scratch your eyes out.
Mudshark Barbies ar all the rage.
ReplyDeleteGimme a Brbie with Gold Fronts and a "40" betwixt her ebony legs. I hate that Barbie is so white.
ReplyDeleteDrown that gurrllll in Sizzuurrppp and my enlightened politics that bring that cash and Jordan kicks.
Great T! And accurate.
ReplyDeleteByron Barbie, the welfare collecting fraud Barbie.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the East KC Twerking Booty Barbie and the Ghetto Mamma SNAP card Barbie?
ReplyDeleteDoes that Prospect Barbie write blog comments using the name Bi-Ron FartTrouser?
ReplyDeleteI think he had a Hillbilly part in the movie Deliverance. His most famous line was "Squeal like a pig for me."
Where's the 20 something Stoner Barbie?
ReplyDeleteThis is really recycled shit, Tony. This subject was dealt with in an email about five years ago
ReplyDeleteMs. 8:18 & Ms. 8:41
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout out, cowards.
Where's the anonymous troll barbie?
She's in Maryville.
ReplyDeleteWest Virginia Bat Shit Crazy Barbie
ReplyDeleteOnly Troll around here is Byron the stupid asshole.
ReplyDeletewifey fucked pops and claimed to you it was raep, lol
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. Please do a KCK series. Not much to laugh about over here. Would love to see city hall Barbie wearing a sundress, hooker Barbie working the BPU hotel, Legends Barbie wearing cut-rate clothing, mayor Barbie growing a pair, Barbie/Ken cop in an alley get'n some...hope this helps get you started.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Prospect Barbie be laying down with a chalk line drawn around her?
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