Saturday, January 11, 2014

KANSAS CITY PLACE TO BE TONIGHT!!! KEMET COLEMAN 'BEST DAPPER ALIVE' ALBUM RELEASE PARTY!!!



One of Kansas City's rising Star hip-hop denizens is planning a big night this evening.

To wit . . .

TONIGHT IS THE "BEST DAPPER ALIVE" ALBUM RELEASE PARTY AND ALL OF THE PROCEEDS WILL GO TO CHARITY!!!

Earlier we noted that Kemet "The Phantom" Coleman would be helping Kansas City Young Audiences with his new drop.

Click the link for a guide to event deets and here are some rules of the game for party-goers from Kemet Coleman ...

The Ten Commandments of Best Dapper Alive Album Release Party @ Californos (WHICH IS TONIGHT!!!):

1. There shall be no humping of the life-sized cutout of thePhantom*
2. You shall purchase a CD which benefits KCYA
3. You shall bring a friend
4. You shall have no other Dapper Rappers before me
5. You shall treat Josh Thompson who will be DJing as your superior
6. You shall rep Center of Attention
7. You shall dress in a refined manner
8. You shall love thy fellow party-goer as thyself...until they spill a Dapper Sipper on you...at that point, you too are holy.
9. You shall show up on time
10. You shall go to AURA afterwards to party
############

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Got it. Tomorrow I'll look for a shooting(s) at Californos and/or Aura. My money is on Aura.

Anonymous said...

smart money with second part of that prediction.

Anonymous said...

Bang bang I shot me a nigga tonight is what the nigga will say. What a fucking idiot. Will the Mayor be there checking out the white women?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't pay 10 cents for that shit let alone 10 dollars.

Glo Squit said...

If Byron had a son he would look like Kemet.

Anonymous said...

Tony be there with his official TKC press pass.

Wilson from KCC using his KCC press pass as well will be there with his blond wife who will be in the center of a group of males all night hitting on her. Wilson will be acting the fool as he tries to rapper dapper with his nigga's.

Special unannounced musical guess coming off an NYE engagement will be a white blonde lady in spandex doing her version of My Neck My Back, Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should. Right now, Lick it good suck this pussy just like you should. My Neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack. This is sure to drive the nigga's wild

Anonymous said...

nigger noise

That Guy said...

I'm going and I'm wearing my bulletproof fedora.

Anonymous said...

Heard the Bieber is going to be there throwing eggs.

So I'd wear a raincoat.

Anonymous said...

PaRappa the Rapper is better then this hack.

Anonymous said...

I'm watching concert DVD's on my brand new extra LARGE HDTV. I'll have plenty of food and beverage on hand, and won't have to worry about drive by's, fights, and other hazards to ones well being. Thanks for the offer though!

Anonymous said...

Once upon a time a great music group could or would take a year or longer to produce something really worth buying, release it, and people would invest in it without having to be bribed.

Anonymous said...

Kemet Coleman attempting to distance himself from the self-destruction known as KJ?

You can self-label as "dapper rapper", instruct attendees to be on time and dress nicely, show respect for fellow attendees.....but who are we kidding here?

A serial killer can donate money to charity, but that doesn't absolve them of guilt from their actions.

Kemet "The Phantom" Coleman, like his distant TV relative Gary Coleman, is "short" on talent, but talks loud.
"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

TgayblackKC said...

Support this talentless hack. After all, I'm only in it for the freebies.

Anonymous said...

Is this the rapper that can fit a whole fist up his ass?

Byron Funkhouser said...

No racism here. Move along.

Anonymous said...

Tony I am so god damn tired of seeing Byron Funkhouser’s shit on these posts all the time. He is ruining your site. He is not from around here and adds nothing to this local blog. His insight is hateful as a rule and does not reflect the views of people in Kansas City.

Byron Funkhouser said...

How is this a hateful comment. Of course, I do add something. Call it the 'Man from Mars' reality check. I challenge the racism of so many other commenters. Isn't that your real beef, that I'm not a racist & therefore to belong here.