Monday, December 16, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! UPCOMING KANSAS CITY REALITY TV CONTENDERS!!!



Last night, more than a few of you celebrated the fact that STRETCH was on Spike TV in his recurring Bar Rescue reality TV role . . .



This year STRETCH certainly dominated the pay cable airwaves among Kansas City denizens.

However . . .

INDUSTRY INSIDERS RECENTLY OFFERED TKC A LIST OF KANSAS CITY NOTABLES THAT MIGHT SOON REALITY TV CELEBRITY STATUS!!!

Here's the quick list . . .

LOOK FOR REALITY TV TO TAKE A SERIOUS LOOK @ OUR PAL CRAIG GLAZER IN 2014!!!



He should already have a radio show but a recent online video earned rave reviews chronicling the life of the comedy impresario and is already on the short list of top Kansas City contenders.

CAT & JOHN STAY WINNING WITH SOVEREIGN LIVING!!!



Cat Bleish and her man John were notable Kansas City and Missouri liberty activists and their "Sovereign Living" pitch has earned renewed interest as the divide between rich and poor in this nation grows.

LOOK FOR A KANSAS CITY START-UP SCENE REALITY TV SHOW!!!



Kansas City movie critic Shawn Edwards already mingles with celebrities and has garnered nationwide attention with his ILoveBlackMovies.com venture . . . Meanwhile Jason Grill and his media efforts highlight nexus betwixt the Kansas City startup scene and local politics . . . These are just a couple of locals who could be part of an upcoming Kansas City biz/tech reality show that might be coming to town.

Whatever the case . . . It's nice to see Kansas City continuing to earn reality TV attention in the new year.

Developing . . .

41 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's get to some real news... What person just won the 2013 man of the year award in Sedalia,mo? Yes, you guessed it Tuffy The Rodeo Clown. Ahead of the POPE and B. Obama. Ha Ha Ha

tv guide said...

Tonys KC-fantasy
(cc) (Klingon) Tony erects another Trayvon Martin statue on the Plaza in hopes of upping the comment count; El Bryans wife is horrified to discover that a manic, desperate EB has shaped a toy train out of oatmeal on the breakfast table.

CC said...

I can't take you seriously if your quoting this blog from months ago and showing up to read first thing in the morning.

sheldon cooper caught in the void of the comments pages after an experiment gone horribly wrong said...

Mr CC,

It stands to reeeaason that if you are a regular follower of this blog, aaas I aaam, though not by choice, that you would have caught the inference by Mr TV Guide man that since Mr Botellos post months ago about a Trayvon Martin statue being erected on the Plaza, that Tony "erecting a Trayvon statue" is tantamount to a post which Tony has fabricated from his giggling and prancing imagination in order to tweak his readers to a desired response, namely a DELUGE of umbrage, disbelief and, or, rage.
I would advise, Mr CC, that you read the comments caaaaarefully, as some of these characters, with the exceptions of Chuck, Byron and SuperDave, can be very clever fellows!!!!

Anonymous said...

"On paper, Glazer was great. Then we met him, and then he opened his mouth." - actual quote from a reality show producer.

Erin Andrews, sideline trim said...

Sweet jesus, following a homeless guy around sounds more enticing than these options.

Anonymous said...

It would be entertaining as hell watching Jon Taffer ripping Glazers dive club and ego to shreds.

Anonymous said...

In other words TV is heading down the shitter.

Anonymous said...

Sure with all the killing going on we need the likes of Glazer on national TV exposing his huge temper issues and how his buddy Hearne is a huge condoner of violence. Yes that is just what KC needs. Lets put Wilson on the show as well as the guy who flips his lid and retorts with violence as well when he can't see the difference between jerks spewing crab and reality. Publicity that isn't needed for this town.

Anonymous said...

How deep in debt is Glazer in hock for these days?

Anonymous said...

Well, looking up the statistics, Glazer's video on Vimeeo was posted over a month ago, and has already ammased a whopping total of 244 views.

Cat Bleish's video on YouTube was uploaded two months ago, and has generated 4,800 or so views.

Wow! How viral!

Anonymous said...

Gimme $50,000!!!!

Anonymous said...

Young Ma and Pa Kettle

Anonymous said...

STRETCH, who is that, his jib don't look so hot to me.

Anonymous said...

Living off the grid LOL

Anonymous said...

10:21 look at it like this Glazer could get but only 3 people to pledge some money for his lame ass cartoon on Kick starter. In fact these 3 backers as they are called kicked in only 50 bucks. So guess all these rolling in the money Hollywood friends he claims to have don't give a squat damn about him after all. Glazer just this morning called someone a hater for pointing out the truth. He claims TJ Miller changed something and that is why Craig canceled the Kick Starter fund raising. The fund raising was open from 7/8/2013 to 7/23/2013.
Glazers own words are as follows: "That little cartoon was top five in the International contest in Montreal. TJ wanted changes so it was dropped early, that was about six months ago, it is not up and hasn’t been for some time." So in two weeks time Craig could only get 50 bucks raised. To sum this all up means nobody has any faith in Glazer. His fake commenters can say what they want but once again the KOS FAILED. By the way top five can mean only five was submitted as well. And he does not point out it was probably number 5 out of 5.

Anonymous said...

Living off the grid. While begging for donations online to support a very lightly watched "reality show" about living off the grid.

Double LOL!

Anonymous said...

10:52 400 of those viewings was Glazer himself, while holding himself

Anonymous said...

This will be a raving success! Especially since there's a nigger in the mix. Of course, without the ever-present nigger, it would fail miserably.

Anonymous said...

hey 11:20 you missed this quote from Glazer by a person pointing out the kickstarter as well.

Hater boy, that project, which as you can see is pretty damn funny, was pulled after a couple days, cause TJ wanted to change it. That’s all…that was some time ago. But thanks.

Glazer caught in a lie here. He says couple of days it was 2 weeks. Fucking asshole can't ever tell the truth.

Anonymous said...

So I guess we freedom of speech posters here in TKC are haters if we speak the truth?

Hearne is an asshole his party life and lack of decent stories got his ass canned at the Star. Then he failed at the Pitch and I call bullshit to his claims of greatness over there as well.

Anonymous said...

Truth sucks as they say

Anonymous said...

Maybe they will recreate the scene where Glazer is telling the judge how him ripping off drug dealers was for the good of the land.

LOL we all know how that ended

Anonymous said...

Better yet the scene where Craig is created with Stan screaming, "Fuck me the rubber broke"

Anonymous said...

Of course, hip Tony readers know this already but sometimes, "reality TV" isn't quite reality, especially in the proliferation of them on cable channels.

Take the aforementioned "Bar Rescue" for example. Quite often, the rescued bar closes anyway, and sometimes within a matter of weeks after the cast and crew left. That's because it was already drowning and just got thrown a leaky inner tube.

There are also several other cases of a bar reversing everything that was done after the show was over, including going back to its original name and theme.

Then there is also the truth of "Storage Wars", which has been "salting" those lockers with valuables and collectibles for years.

And hold on to your seats, but "Pawn Stars" isn't always about someone coming in off the street to sell Rick & Family some rare, priceless item.

Superdave said...

All reality TV is staged. Reality as we know it for the most part is another rather boring day, day in and day out. Nobody is going to sit in the evening and watch boring shows on TV. So they spice them all up. They do fake censorship as has just recently came out about Duck Dynasty. West Coast Choppers as well was so staged, they staged themselves almost off the air. Real gear heads want to see things being built with some sense of reality not silly ass scooters that nobody will ride, while all being doing with more drama then a whole season of General Hospital creates all jammed in to one episode. TV is suffering because well it's simple, we have seen it all already. Nothing is new anymore it's all rehashed old stuff with an updated twist. New movies back in the days was so plentiful it was hard to try and figure out what you wanted to go see.. There was so many good ones out as a rule at any given time. Now days maybe one every two months comes out worth seeing. People need to get back into things like bowling, skating, fishing camping with tents and the likes to fill their time and not depend on TV, video games and the likes to fill their lives.

Anonymous said...

Superdave, are you telling me Honey Boo Boo isn't real?? :::sob:::

Superdave said...

To be honest I see Honey Boo Boo as a comedy showing the world just how some people live. Many laugh their asses off at the back country fat folks who are not to bright. Sure the Boo Boo's are laughing now as they run to the bank but they are being labeled for life more now than they was to begin with.

You think the Pitch beat Glazers ass into the ground? Just wait till they start doing a reality show on him. It will start out fluffy and nice but then the show writers will soon see the real truth and then out it will come and Glazer will have one of his huge melt downs on film which will be followed by more and his career will be worth about as much as a carp from the Kansas river.

Anonymous said...

This is the best we have to offer in KC? A gay racist movie reviewer and a guy like Glazer who comes from a family of criminals and cheats?
Sad.

Hot Carl said...

Hey, Craig is a friend of mine. Sure, he served time, but he says he was innocent and I believe him.
Shawn is also a close friend of mine. Very close.

Anonymous said...

Yes Carl everyone who has ever been to prison is innocent.
Sure is a shame they killed that guy who shot the Hustler dude I sure he was as well innocent because even he said so.
It's so sad delusional people such as your self are allowed to walk in public

Larchmont VanDyke said...

I see that you GMO cornfed rubes are lapping up copies of "Duck the Halls" - the Duck Dynasty Christmas CD.

Have you commoner proles no shame at all?

Anonymous said...

Why the FUCK are you giving mention to dbags like cat and john bush? it's bad enough we still have to read about ugly-ass tracy ward after she's gone. these fucks haven't bettered anything or anyone, here or in texas, yet you are touting them like they are the coolest peeps around. none of their "activism" has changed a thing and it's only a matter of time until they hole up on their shitty "farm" and another Waco happens.

Anonymous said...

Superdave, I think the odds of a "reality TV show" that features Glazer in any way, shape or form is about as good as the odds of him ever getting his movie made.

Anonymous said...

1:58, I always wonder why people who want to declare themselves "sovereign" and free from any government whatsoever just don't move to Somalia or any place in Afghanistan outside Kabul.

Superdave said...

Can't argue that much 2:10

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck Cat Bleish in her ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

Anonymous said...

I would buy her real silver quarters!

Anonymous said...

a series about CG would be GOLD!!

look how his cartoon idea skyrocketed!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/99135163/stanford-and-sons-feature-film?ref=live

Anonymous said...

Hey, he only fell $54,950 short of his $55,000 goal.

# douche said...

Tony, thanks fot the 2014 list of KC's Biggest "Douche Bags", you got most of them.