Wednesday, December 18, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! 'TIS THE SEASON TO MAKE THE MOST OUT OF KANSAS CITY POLITICAL X-MAS PARTIES!!!



Now is the season of Kansas City political partying and making the most of x-mas cheer in hopes of career advancement.

Up top . . . That's our tribute and parody of Kansas City X-mas Party Time featuring Jackson County Legislator (Future KCMO 5th District At-Large Council Lady) Theresa Garza Ruiz with de facto 3rd District At-Large Council Lady Monica Curls and Missouri Sen. Kiki Curls . . . All of whom seemed to be having a good time @ Congressman Cleaver's recent X-mas gathering.

To wit . . .

THIS WEEK KANSAS CITY POWER BROKERS WILL CELEBRATE X-MAS WITH CHEER AND A LOT OF CHATTER AT LOCAL HOLIDAY GATHERINGS!!!

There are too many to name but the most important part for politicos is to get out and about in order to be seen showing holiday spirit and schmoozing all the right people.

Yes, Mayor Sly is the most coveted Kansas City guest but we hear his party plans are mostly dominated by local corporate types and top law firms.

Don't bother with too many community events, the trolls amid the local bar scene and any place that Westport Power Broker Bill Nigro will drop by  . . . The best holiday treats and open bars belong to engineering firms and maybe one or two marketing companies. New Year's Eve offers a second chance but the Kansas City political X-Mas party time of the season shouldn't be overlooked as an integral part of the local schmooze scene as campaign season gets closer and closer.

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17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't kid yourself TKC. Nobody would ever come to the disgusting party you might host in your basement.

Anonymous said...

YOur mom's basement that is.

Anonymous said...

Did they send any unsolicited bulk e-mail to invite people to these parties?

Anonymous said...

Beware going to any nigger parties. These fucking animals get violent and aggressive when given liquor and/or drugs.

Anonymous said...

Who cares and there is a lawyer looking at the at large seat also so let not call it done yet.

Anonymous said...

All the douchies in this comment section have showplace Mc Mansions and trophy wives like pictured on TKC. Merry fucking political xmas to all you cocksuckers!

Anonymous said...

Ummmmm, wha?

Anonymous said...

1:47 - are you saying that everyone who comments IS a douche, or just that all the douches who happen to have commented here...?

Anonymous said...

Thanks! merry Xmas to you as well.

Greedo said...

Political class parties while everyone else pays for the tab.

Fatty McBoomBoom said...

Fat 'n Sassy Broads.
We got them in droves here in the old cowtown.

Anonymous said...

The only thing "exclusive" that tony offers is his ability to share his stupidity to the web each and every day. Merry f'in xmas you dumbsh$t

Anonymous said...

Repeat customer?

Anonymous said...

Rub a dub dub three fat minority bitches in a tub

A bitcher, a faker and black dick taker.

Fucky Freddy said...

# political xmas parties are for douche bags....won't find me near one. Fucking no life fucking fraud fucks.

Anonymous said...

they sure be fat

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember the best blowjob they ever had?