TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! AMID CRUEL AND COLD WORLD: KANSAS CITY NEWSIES KRIS KETZ AND DANA WRIGHT FIND HAPPINESS?!??! HOPEFULLY!!!
Real news is kinda bumming me out today . . .
BBC: South Africa's Nelson Mandela dies
So let's make it más caliente with a bit of insight into the love life of Kansas City newsies.
Accordingly . . .
GOSSIP OF KANSAS CITY NEWSIES KRIS KETZ AND DANA WRIGHT CANOODLING NOW BLOWS UP INTO TALK OF UPCOMING NUPTIALS!!!
Here's the word . . .
The FINEST KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS seem hopeful when they tell us: "Did you know Dana is planning to marry Kris Ketz??? The romance has been rumored for months but now she is acknowledging it."
It's cold outside and the streets in Kansas City are crappy and dangerously unsafe thanks to the screwed up priorities of Mayor and Council . . . So, we can only hope that everyone has somebody to squeeze and keep warm this evening which inspires us to wish the best of luck to these to love birds amid a cold, cruel and harsh Kansas City media scene!!!