Thursday, December 05, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! AMID CRUEL AND COLD WORLD: KANSAS CITY NEWSIES KRIS KETZ AND DANA WRIGHT FIND HAPPINESS?!??! HOPEFULLY!!!



Real news is kinda bumming me out today . . .



BBC: South Africa's Nelson Mandela dies

So let's make it más caliente with a bit of insight into the love life of Kansas City newsies.

Accordingly . . .

GOSSIP OF KANSAS CITY NEWSIES KRIS KETZ AND DANA WRIGHT CANOODLING NOW BLOWS UP INTO TALK OF UPCOMING NUPTIALS!!!

Here's the word . . .

The FINEST KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS seem hopeful when they tell us: "Did you know Dana is planning to marry Kris Ketz??? The romance has been rumored for months but now she is acknowledging it."

It's cold outside and the streets in Kansas City are crappy and dangerously unsafe thanks to the screwed up priorities of Mayor and Council . . . So, we can only hope that everyone has somebody to squeeze and keep warm this evening which inspires us to wish the best of luck to these to love birds amid a cold, cruel and harsh Kansas City media scene!!!

53 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Only a little bitchy. You are making some progress TKC.

Anonymous said...

Pleased to know that marriage is an option. Go for it!

Anonymous said...

Can't believe Dana's that desperate.

Anonymous said...

Nelson who? Is he an entertainment person?

Anonymous said...

She's going for a guy she can control.

Anonymous said...

Good Night white pride

Anonymous said...

Mandela was "openly opposed to capitalism, private land-ownership and the power of big money so it's understandable why the libs are so enthralled with him.

Anonymous said...

Someone told me you can make more money in five minutes then you do in an entire lifetime if you hookup with and marry the right mate.

Anonymous said...

Media Inbreeding

Anonymous said...

I've had the hots for her from back in her TV days, but I gotta say, she fucked up with that boob job.I like my ladies natural. Plus she acts like a whore now.


Byron Funkhouser said...

Only someone with an agenda can fault Nelson Mandela. He was a good man.

Congrats to the happy couple. You have to smile at an optimist & wish them good luck.

Anonymous said...

Mandela is just now a good nigger.

Anonymous said...

445 youre disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Getting tossed into prison for a quarter of a century doesn't sound like something I would like to strive to achieve.

Anonymous said...

Old news...Wright/Ketz has been going on for about 2 years (or more) now.

Anonymous said...

I have always held Kris Ketz in high regard....but Dana Wright....seriously!! He's a great news guy, but his choice of her as his girlfriend/wife to be!!!

Anonymous said...

He's been her sugar daddy that long?

Anonymous said...

She's got four kids to support. A woman's got to do what she has to do.

Real news is kinda bumming me out today . . . said...

What BS Tony, you know this is am easy way to pander to the racist blog traffic who could not point out South Africa on a map if their life depended on it.

Anonymous said...

Why the first hubby divorce her? Anyone got the scoop?

Anonymous said...

Who is Dana Wright?

Anonymous said...

She was banging a half the FD

Anonymous said...

541+1. Tony has moved from City and County gossip that, while biased and slanted by his tipsters, served to air issues that would have otherwise never been covered.

However, that pool of readers is limited, and shrinking because the good damn city manager can't balance a budget, which results in reductions and even less readers.

Posting local pictures of local females or any non-white advocate, will spin up his web site hits, which is really what the mission of this blog has turned into.

Anonymous said...

Google gives away ice cream to lure the unwary into their trap big freaking deal 5:51

Anonymous said...

Dana was okay when she was on TV and did that sexy cooing look routine. Quite the little devil.

Anonymous said...

She seemed like the type would get bored easily with a guy who didn't challenge her.

Guess that was a error in judgement.

Another Midtown Mom said...

Some people on this blog can get very depressive and depressing. I think this is good news and I'm glad Tony could confirm it without getting into some of the nasty rumors out there. As for Dana, you boys would give your left arm to be with that kind of woman, I don't buy the detached act for a second. I wish both of them the very best of luck. They will need it if they are going to contend with you sad sacks. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what Google has to do with anything, but everyone I know who has it, including me, seem to be happy with it. Are you just jealous, 5:54? By the way, the ice cream was terrible. It wouldn't have lured me into anything.

Anonymous said...

Earthlings have worshiped celebrities for thousands of years and still haven't figured they basically don't do jack squat to improve your economic plight.

Carry on

Anonymous said...

She's not my type Midtown Mom

Anonymous said...

Most woman's intentions are to force a man to abandon his life's work for their interests.

Anonymous said...

Why would a wife or girlfriend be showing off her boobs like that?

Anonymous said...

Just in case things don't work out 6:17

Anonymous said...

Because woman are nuts, and not the perfect examples of divinity they want people to think they are.

Anonymous said...

I'd eat her pussy
Like a thirst stricken dog.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but Dana does nothing for me.

And only a nigger like Byron would say what he did.

Anonymous said...

Young Invincibles huh? Oh that's right they didn't have a draft to deal with.

Anonymous said...

Dam had 20 tabs open all day and ran out of memory.

Anonymous said...

50,000 Sign up for Internet Gambling in NJ; 741 for Obamacare...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Wright is a fat bitch past her prime. She needs to lose twenty pounds then maybe she would be fuckable.

Anonymous said...

You got any photos of Dana showing those magnificent tits of hers?

Anonymous said...

Love it.

Anonymous said...

Is Kris Ketz the new "Larry Moore" for that station? The guy deserves it, must have the patience of a saint!

His public persona is "serious newsman", so it makes sense that he'd be attracted to Dana's "wild-child" personality. Congrats to them, if this is true!


NOW, TKC, get the deets on the influx of Asian hotties over at KSHB! (with pictures)

Anonymous said...

If you check out Tony's song of the day "Hazy Shade of Winter" (above his picture) you'll discover a 1980's girl band called the Bangles.
Susanna Hoffs is the petite hottie!!

You children of the 80's had a cutie in her!

Anonymous said...

Don't like Dana, she is a flaming LIB. Clueless.

Anonymous said...

I would motor boat Dana


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Anonymous said...

WHERE'S MY RUCKUS on KCPT??????

Crosby Kemper may have been so smart for the regulars, that they're on extended hiatus to allow for brain recuperation!

Anonymous said...

Yesterday Tony posts a picture of Scott Parks grabbing a fistful of her udders and now we find out that Ketz is porking her. Is there someone in KC's entertainment industry who isn't being serviced by this cow?

Man, I just hope the master bedroom is on the first floor of a house built on a slab.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the reason these two stories are tied together. was Mandela banging Wright too?

Anonymous said...

Raise the BLACK FIST!

Also, I hope they have a wonderful wedding. They seem like a nice couple.

Anonymous said...

Dana's big ol tittay's need some sperm on them!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Parks will make it a menage a tois.