Friday, December 20, 2013

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! GOOD TIDINGS: JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR THERESA GARZA RUIZ IS A 'GLAM-MA' AND NOT A GRANDMA!!!



Quick and dirty tidbit because I'm working on something else depending on how bad the streets are . . . i.e. stealing salt from my neighbors . . .

Anyhoo . . .

Not so long ago the New York Times told us that GlamMa is the new Grandma, a woman with a sense of self and style.

Accordingly . . .

WE'RE HAPPY TO CELEBRATE JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR THERESA GARZA RUIZ AS NEW KANSAS CITY GLAM-MA!!!

It's a glitzy title that should serve her well as future single 5th District Council Lady . . . And yes, we hear the "D" word isn't that big of a deal, should be filed pretty soon and her equally powerful ex is even staying on as her campaign manager.

Developing . . .

29 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't be a kiss-ass.

Anonymous said...

But what are her views on unsolicited bulk email?

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face.

Anonymous said...

In this instance, is that a compliment?

Anonymous said...

Women are sad,sad creatures. Not Theresa. But any group of humans who would come up with a "fab" name for a grandma who clings desperately to faded youth is pretty much a lost cause. Jesus, women, grow the fuck up. You guys went from Gloria Steinem to glam-ma and posting tit pics with your teenage daughters in ine generation.

Anonymous said...


A whole lot can change in the blink of an eye.
Now just when did Genarro shed 210 lbs? I didn't know that he finally separated from Grandma Teresa Garza.

Buster Hymen said...

Somebody say cow cunt ?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you bitch slap her last week and try a suck up this week. Too late for you, beanerboy, youre goin down.

Buster Hymen said...

Oh ! Cow Town Cunt !

Anonymous said...

Typical and increasingly becoming boringly annoying.

Anonymous said...

Still no post on Kyle James felony DUI ARREST!!???!! Come on Tony

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Further proof the disruption of the media industry is solely due to the devaluation of its business model by low cost advertising by Google, and other technology-enabled media companies — and not because of blogging, or any other social media.

Jim Bohannon's Unvarnished Truth said...

Give those right-wing Christians enough time and a microphone and soon enough the hate and judgement comes out.
Our soft and cuddly quack quackers aren't so cuddly after all.

Anonymous said...

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Anonymous said...

I want to know about Kyle James's possible DWI arrest and how it will impact his new album, since he either will be back in jail or on paper again. And it's called "paper" not "papers."

chuck said...

Congratulations. Grandchildren are a wonderful blessing.

Anonymous said...

He was talking about rolling papers.

Anonymous said...

you wrap a blunt Then fuck her in the ass and cum on her chin tuck

Anonymous said...

That sure does look like Gramas
linoleum.

Anonymous said...

I don't have a nifty catchphrase from the New York Times, so I'll just call Theresa what she is.

Old.

People wanna know! said...

ya think she bleaches her brown asshole?????

Anonymous said...

God I hope not..hope it has a dark ring too.

Anonymous said...

listen to Kyles drop and he'll tell you everything about his DWI before and after

KC Hater said...

And now I just threw up.

Anonymous said...

I don't care what anyone thinks, she's a fucking MILF for damn sure.

M. Free Man said...

True dat.

Anonymous said...

The mother is the same young woman Tony all but tried to destroy last year by posting completely false allegations that she was prostituting herself even posting racy photos.Now he congratulates the grandmother? Has Tony grown a conscience or is there something more going on here behind the scenes? I just wish he'd leave people's personal lives alone. The comments are not nice for the most part and I don't get why anyone would ever want to be on this blog. Besides that Tony bones character I've never seen anything good come by being a subject of discussion on this blog. A woman can't even have a grandchild w/o being on this blog. I just hope it's not on purpose or planned. That would be disgusting.

Anonymous said...

I'd eat her dark brown ass even it it had a few specks of caca on it!