THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! TOP FIVE REASONS KANSAS CITY NEW YEAR'S EVE IS MOSTLY A DANGEROUS RIPOFF!!!
Here's our quick and dirty guide to New Year's Eve in Kansas City because I'm not selling any thing for anybody else on this blog . . . Which is also a key component of Free Speech . . .
CHECK THE TOP FIVE REASONS TO STAY HOME OR FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO AMID THE DANGEROUS AND LAME KANSAS CITY NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!
1. Kansas City NYE Party Deals Are For Suckers
Sure, there are some great performers @ K-Pact scheduled for the NYE celebration but $225 is way too steep to be crammed in the urban seashell facsimile with a bunch of snobs that you wouldn't want to hang out with under normal circumstances.
2. Kansas City NYE Fare Is Overrated
Paying top dollar to wait in line for a crab cake buffet doesn't make sense at any other time of the year nor does it stand to reason because of a calender switch up.
3. Live To See Kansas City 2014
They call it "amateur night" for a reason . . . Remember that a couple years ago NYE in KC hosted multiple shootings and a few murders. It really is the stupidest night in Kansas City . . . Not counting elections.
4. There's No Firing Your Gun In The Air Amid A Lame Local Rip-Off NYE Party
Firing off a few rounds as the clock strikes midnight is the most ridiculous and long standing Kansas City tradition that probably dates back to the founding of river city. Accordingly . . . Missing out on this cowtown celebration of idiocy completely isn't really a big loss.
5. Did Anything Worthy Of Celebration Happen In Kansas City During 2013?!?!?
Seriously. This town spent most of this year on track to becoming the next Detroit and smiling all the way. There's a rumor that the economy is bouncing back for the stock owning class but just about everybody on local streets is broke as a joke, angry and disappointed that most of the mainstream local discourse is an exercise in propaganda. Don't get it twisted, it's great to be with loved ones but celebration with a bunch of bozos and chasing skanks isn't the best deal during this annual celebration. Again, swapping fluids with desperate strangers doesn't start or finish off the year on the right note.
Still . . . We might venture out of the basement for a few moments if only to bother a few local celebs and big booty white broads while we plan our next move . . .
And all this has inspired tonight's playlist.
As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.