SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY NEEDS A CLASS WAR: D-BAG RICH DUDE COMPLAINS ABOUT HARDSHIP OVER $41K CHIEFS TICKETS!!!

Mainstream media takes the complaints of this 1% d-bag that doesn't deserve sympathy for anybody because of his big ticket item dilemma: "This 20-year season ticket holder was suddenly ticketless. He was told that the suite he shared with another company on the 50-yard line and paid $41,000 for last year, had been sold four weeks earlier when the Chiefs were undefeated at 9-0."

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Comments

  1. Anonymous12/27/13, 6:06 AM

    I could figure out a better way to spend the money.

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  2. chuck12/27/13, 6:45 AM

    "Rich guy doesn't know how much teachers make."

    Jesus Tony, lets just all move to fuckin Russia. The teachers probably won't want to go. There is accountability there and the union will be emasculated.

    I kinda wanna hear that "Pussy Riot" clip.

    Tony's Crime Think Room should be wallpapered with the pictures of dead teachers from Mao's Cultural Revolution.

    Better title--

    Rich man eats Chief's Cake.

    Rich man sent to re education camp in former Chiefs Suite.

    Rich former Chief's fan moves to Cuba, bribes corrupt officials in government and private sector to keep his seats forever in broken down, dilapidated staduim watching bulls get slaughtered with short swords.

    Rich man aquires conscience, hands out all of his money to folks living under the Broadway Bridge.

    Former Rich Man, murdered under Broadway Bridge.

    NOW everyone is happy!

    Yeah!!! Fuck that guy!! He got just what he deserved!!!

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  3. chuck12/27/13, 6:49 AM

    Rich man liquidates estate and buys Air Jordans for all underprivledged kids.

    Then is murdered.

    There, that is even better.

    FUCK HIM!!!

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  4. chuck12/27/13, 6:53 AM

    Rich Man liquidates estate and buys Air Jordans for underprivledge kids, but is unfortunately killed by mobs while handing out Air Jordans.

    FUCK HIM!!!

    Even better, it could be a Steven Speeeeeelberg movie like "Lincoln" where the Rich Man can be seen, his white face crushed into the mud by a black man with an Air Jordan shoe.

    YEAH!!!! There ya go!!!

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  5. http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-detroit-ruin-tours-20131226,0,7297559.story#axzz2obR87bUE12/27/13, 7:07 AM

    Here is what we can all do to make money after we run all those evil white people out.

    http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-detroit-ruin-tours-20131226,0,7297559.story#axzz2obR87bUE

    Really cool. Tours of Detroit where you can see all the wrecked buildings and what is left of civilization.

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  6. tv guide12/27/13, 7:10 AM

    Tonys KC-mental health
    (cc) Chuck finally loses it, going Castle Bravo on December 27, 2013; Tony auditions for radio host gig but is rejected because his feet do not reach the floor when seated at the desk.

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  7. Anonymous12/27/13, 7:23 AM

    Chuck, have you seen the Pussy Riot documentary? I think they were really jailed because of their terrible music. My god, it is bad. And I like punk.

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  8. Byron Funkhouser12/27/13, 7:24 AM

    You already have a class war. Its confused by racism, but its still there. Everybody hates the poor & blames them for the country's problems, while the rich continue to redistribute the wealth.

    This man's behavior is not exceptional, but rather typical. None dare call it entitlement.

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  9. Anonymous12/27/13, 8:09 AM

    Who gives a fuck about the Chiefs? Those players would be in prison if it wasn't for "the big game."

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  10. Anonymous12/27/13, 9:08 AM

    Moron sport ... brain damage as entertainment for drunken louts.

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  11. Anonymous12/27/13, 10:19 AM

    This guy got screwed by the Chiefs and all you people can complain about is how bad he is because he made something of himself. Unlike most of you here.

    Sounds like a bunch of trashy occupy wall st types.

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  12. Anonymous12/27/13, 10:21 AM

    Byron shut the fuck up!

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  13. Anonymous12/27/13, 10:21 AM

    Love it, a greedy person fucked by a greedier person. STFU white nigger we don't need your idiotic comments.

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  14. Anonymous12/27/13, 11:24 AM

    Poor guy ..I just
    Can't believe it
    makes me wanna hang up my Hunt Jersey. I never would have thought he would let something like this happen!!

    Although, I should have got a clue when that young father was murdered in Clark's parking lot and he never publicly said a word about it.

    Can't tell if he just doesn't care,or maybe he just wants to keep it on the down low, pretend it never really happened.

    Who'd a thunk it..

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  15. Anonymous12/27/13, 11:40 AM

    It's a different time, chuck. 30 years ago, yea this would piss people off, but most of us have taken a hard fuckin and some still are, everyday ..no,we have no sympathy for some whiney ,rich dude taking a fucken,by other far wealthier fuck wads!
    it's actually pretty funny.

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  16. Byron Funkhouser12/27/13, 12:13 PM

    "STFU white nigger we don't need your idiotic comments."

    Said the idiot ...

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  17. Anonymous12/27/13, 1:24 PM

    Hey Byron know the white nigger joke was about him so at last he knows who he is.
    There is no class war you asshole, just a bunch of losers like you with no class is all it is.

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  18. Anonymous12/27/13, 2:15 PM

    Learn how to communicate. Go get your GED,at least guy. We can't understand what you are typing.

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  19. Byron Funkhouser12/27/13, 2:15 PM

    Ms. 12:13

    There is indeed a class war. Asshole 10:21 was making a joke? You stupid shit. He calls me a 'white nigger' all the time.

    I'm a peasant, & I don't give a shit if some middle class pussy thinks I have class or not. I wouldn't knowingly associate with anyone who uses the 'N' word. You think you're classy? You think you're a winner?

    That's funny.

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  20. Anonymous12/27/13, 2:23 PM

    Man you are one ignorant fool

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  21. Byron Funkhouser12/27/13, 2:32 PM

    Whatever, bitch.

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  22. Anonymous12/27/13, 2:36 PM

    Yeah I'm crying big crocodile tears because one rich dude got fucked over by an opportunistic shitty football team for someone richer. Boo hoo.

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  23. Anonymous12/27/13, 3:02 PM

    The taxpayers are subsiding the rich mans season tickets.

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  24. Anonymous12/27/13, 3:14 PM

    Don't you just love it when Byron's true colors show.

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  25. Byron Funkhouser12/27/13, 3:39 PM

    Whatever, bitch.

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  26. Anonymous12/27/13, 5:32 PM

    It's funny that some people still refer to being rich as achieving something.

    Who know who achieves things? The workers who get food to your tables, build your roads and homes, and whatnot.

    Most rich people who get off on achievement are corrupt or lying about where there money came from.

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  27. Anonymous12/27/13, 9:27 PM

    Poor JoCo freeloader.

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  28. Anonymous12/27/13, 11:42 PM

    There's always going to be somebody younger and richer with better hookers.

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