Tuesday, December 24, 2013

PLAYED: Missouri Tigers Celebrate Paltry iPad Mini Token Gift While Generating MILLIONS In Revenue For Their University

Bleacher Report fails to mention that these guys will be generating MILLIONS of dollars and their reward for risking injury is a nice gadget made by Chinese slave labor: Missouri Tigers Go Crazy When They Find out They Get iPad Minis as Bowl Swag

Fun Fact to start: "The participating universities will receive a combined $7.45 million for participating in the 2014 AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic. Since 1937, the Classic has contributed more than $200 million to higher education."

PAY PROFESSIONAL COLLEGE ATHLETES NOW!!!

One more supporting fact . . . Infographic: Is Your State's Highest-Paid Employee A Coach? (Probably)

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...

As long as there are porn blockers on the iPads.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Good point.

Anonymous said...

They don't watch porn.

Anonymous said...

don't you get an ipad just for going to public school these days?

wow these players need a union and someone to tell them deserve more out of the life than their whitey coaches tell them they do

Anonymous said...

SUCKERS!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!