Monday, December 16, 2013

Kansas City Naughty Shoplifting List

NBC Action News and today's police presser: "Kansas City police are making Santa’s job a little easier this holiday season. They’ve compiled a list of naughty shoplifters and put it online so it can be easily accessed from the North Pole."

SantasNaughtyListkc.com

And while Kansas City hates crimes like stealing purses and similar consumer fraud . . . It's also important to acknowledge that this season of commercialism puts additional pressure on the working class and "shrinkage" is simply a fact of retail life.

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I have seen Glazer with the last two before.

Anonymous said...

Pity them then

Anonymous said...

They read King of Steal and are trying to act like him. They will probably tell the judge they did it as a public service to Kansas City because they was ugly ass purses.

Anonymous said...

Looks like I'm still good for that 60 inch HDTV.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Santa's nigger list. Oh wait, same thing...

Kris Kringle said...

I hate niggers.

Anonymous said...

someone check Shawnta's plubming...

Anonymous said...

Hey 7:49, everybody hates niggers! There are but a few of us who actually say so..