Sunday, December 15, 2013

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SECURE PLAYOFF POSITION!!! FINAL BLOWOUT VICTORY SCORE OVER RAIDERS: 56-31!!!



The Kansas City Chiefs look impressive earning a blowout victory against a perennial NFL bottom dweller today.

The final score Kansas City Chiefs DOMINATED the Oakland Raiders with a final score of 56-31.

Today's key to victory was a total of 5 takeaways against a team in desperate need of a QB . . . It was ugly, I think he crying by the end of the game. Credit also belongs to Jamaal Charles and his EPIC 5 touchdowns. 

Two things . . .

COULD WE ALL STOP PRETENDING THERE'S A RIVALRY BETWEEN THE CHIEFS AND THE RAIDERS?!?!

Emotion is virtually absent from this corporate enterprise and players for either team don't have much invested in the towns where they play or loyalty to any particular organization.

And then . . .

THE DOMINATION OF RAIDERS WASN'T REALLY THAT IMPRESSIVE GIVEN HOW MUCH THEY SUCK . . . MORE INSIGHTFUL FOOTBALL FANS ARE STILL WORRIED ABOUT A 1ST ROUND PLAYOFF EXIT!!!

Still . . . Tonight we expect nothing less than Kansas City sports newsies to go insane touting this victory as a sign of an upcoming Super Bowl win.

We'll see . . .

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Does anyone actually give a shit about the Chiefs and pro football?

Dear Old Auntie Phyllis said...

That Mark Alford is just such a hoot. I mean, have you ever seen such a card?

Marvin Pontiac said...

Are you kidding me, 6:59?

Most of the rubes in this town know more about their fantasy teams than they do their retirement accounts.

Anonymous said...

Welp,glad the fuck face chiefs fans who murdered that kid at arrowhead
Had a good time today.

CC said...

@7:03 - Sadly, that's about right. Kansas City Chiefs are the only thing going on tonight. Please be careful on the streets. The fans are just looking for an excuse to kill someone.

Grown man who wears another man's name on my back said...

Hey, what was I supposed to do. The guy was in my jeep and I asked him to get out. But then my buddies were all like, " come on, faggot...you gonna let this pussy get away with sitting on your Jeep." So then I just kinda had to start beating on him until my buddies stopped calling me a faggot. Pretty much had no other option, right?

GO CHIEFS!!!

Anonymous said...

It's those fucking Jeeps. They should be outlawed.

Superdave said...

The only Super Bowl game the Chiefs and their fans will see is the one on the TV where ever they happen to be watching it from.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Chiefs in the Super Bowl not at all likely.

Anonymous said...

Superdave FTW

Radioman KC said...

Does this mean that the TKC braintrust... the anonymous bloggers in here will now quit trashing the Chiefs...because they actually have done pretty well?

Anonymous said...

I do not understand what the hold up is, with the investigation of the kid who was beat to death at arrowhead.
This is starting to stink really fuckin bad!!

Anonymous said...

@10:49 They have to figure out what to charge everybody and who to give the deal to in order to testify against everybody else. I am rather certain that somebody is going to be doing a lot of time over this.

PL J said...

Agree with Radioman and Dave. Chiefs are winning now and all of the ne'er-do-wells should get off the bandwagon.

Anonymous said...

12:04-I sure hope you're right.




Anonymous said...

Agree with 12:04, it's a shame that so many started to speculate right off the bat. The media made a mess out of this case so much so that it'll take weeks to sort out.

By that time the Chiefs will be out of the playoffs.