Wednesday, December 18, 2013

CELEBRATE THE TKC X-MAS BLOGGY KANSAS CITY NEWSIE DEDICATION!!!



Okay . . . Putting this together and not giving it ANY thought but it's our once yearly ask that will happen on X-mas.

CELEBRATE BLOGGY AWESOME THIS X-MAS AND JOIN THE TKC FUNDRAISING DRIVE TO HELP KEEP THIS BLOG FREE FROM FILTHY KANSAS CITY ADVERTISERS AND OTHER MISCREANTS WHILE POWERING OUR NEWS-ISH GOODNESS!!!

Here's the deal . . .

We're fundraising and all donations will earn the following . . .

- We'll consider it a pre-order of our upcoming Gloria Squitiro e-book that will (might) be completed in early 2014 (planning for January) . . .

- After you make a donation . . . Send us a "dedication" and (if appropriate) we'll compile them to share on X-mas . . .

- We might post some pix for X-mas . . . Consider them yours license free on the B-Day of Jesus for kind donors.

How we'll use the donations . . .

- Snack cakes

- Coffee

- Maybe one of those $49 Wally-mart tablets.


Donate or not . . . If we know each other in real life . . . Don't donate if it's gonna make you (or worse, me) feel awkward. Also, don't expect to curry much favor with a donation . . . Because I'm grateful always but more interesting in bloggy material.

But thinking that Tivoli raised about $133k this year . . . This once yearly ask aimed at the upper middle-class seems appropriate given that you'll probably just throw it away on some (other) Kansas City hobo.





Gracias.

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Refuse fund snack cakes. The hobo line was funny though.

Anonymous said...

Legal defense fund?

Reality Check said...

Nah, I think TKC needs to keep the heat on in this place.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Ho, Ho, Ho!

Anonymous said...

Sorry about your luck with these douche's Tone.

Another Midtown Mom said...

I just gave u 2 bucks. Buy yourself a nice cup of coffee for a change TKC! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Go get a f'n job you loser. Seriously time to grow up and stop living with your mommy.

You are worse than a panhandler!

Anonymous said...

Such a good cause - charity for the stupid

Casey Insideher said...

aren't u reading this and using it for free? what does that make u?

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

I want to win a date with Jordan Carver!

Anonymous said...

I have this strange attraction to TKC...sometimes he's a damn good writer, sometimes he cracks me up, sometimes he's even a little cute. But then sometimes I think he doesn't like black people and sometimes he hurts people I care about. For that reason, "I'm out". Best of luck TKC. Wish you'd realize your full potential. Oh and some Prozac might help too.

Anonymous said...

I will donate my used underwears.

Anonymous said...

Prozac wont work for tony. He will need a pill to make him grow up and they dont make a pill to fix that.

Anonymous said...

I'd start a petition to get him on Ruckus. Don't know, kinda like the Roman graffiti we have here tho

Anonymous said...

haha. Can we kick Yael off? Or maybe a ruckus death match special. THAT I would pay to see.

chuck said...

Tony would be great on RUCKUS.

Anonymous said...

No put that Wilson dude on RUCKUS so the whole world can watch his next melt down.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy the snack cakes TKC!