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EXCLUSIVE: Full-figured Missouri woman who was kicked out of pool is proud of her body

I only object to one point, 'round these parts this woman is considered average weight and skinny by all of her fatty friends. Still . . .

The NYC perspective and photography is simply AMAZING and offers an IMPRESSIVE look at the future of journalism.

Comments

  1. Ok enough of this! When you go to a pool full of minors we adults need to remind ourselves, we need to act and behave as proper adults. If you want to look like a trailer trash floozy then wait for adult swim night or go to one of the adult only pools around. Sorry I wouldn't want my kids seeing a average woman with her junk falling out of her suit parading around. And out of all the pools in KC this is the first time this appears to have been an issue so I have to ask was her being shown the door done because she wasn't covered in a semi modest way.

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  2. The Star doesn't even make good asswipe any longer.

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  3. She was full figured. Her bikini wasn't and didn't cover her butt crack. She was asked to put on her shorts to cover up. She refused.

    Case closed.

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  4. Case OPEN! Let's see that shot!

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  5. Oh, barf!

    Someone needs to introduce this woman to Glazer. Two awkwardly aging old people who think they are still hot and whose attempts to look like teenagers make them look downright bizarre.

    If she were truly comfortable in her own skin, she would dress appropriately for her age and her body. She would be a very attractive woman if she did.

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  6. Pfizer has not made enough Viagra yet to give me a hard on for this bitch. Her only saving grace is that black men will screw anything that is remotely white.

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  7. Word to the wise, here. Try spending a bit more time in the shade, lady. You're beginnig to look like a catcher's mitt.

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  8. Dick Yardman7/12/13, 8:28 AM

    I don't know...I still say I'd like to lay about a yard of dick in this floozy. Those tits and ass would be bobbling around so much I'd feel like I was running a jackhammer.

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  9. Some people will do anything for their 15 minutes of fame, no matter how humiliating it should be.

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  10. Looks like she's trying to pack 20 pounds of potatoes into a 5 pound burlap bag.

    And those tats are so becoming!

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  11. Nice Rack, Though7/12/13, 8:38 AM

    Wow. That's one tough piece of meat.

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  12. "catcher's mitt"... now that was some funny shit. +1 at least.

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  13. Lady, you are NOT nearly as hot as you think. Fake hair, boobs, and tan. And don't forget the white trash tats.

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  14. 8:28 FTW!
    lolz

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  15. 3 more tattoos and she has the complete independence starter set. I wouldn't touch her with tkc's junk

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  16. I just want to remind you that if the city manager can get head in an alleyway this broad can flash her cleavage at the city swimming pool.

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  17. ........&..........not a single fuck is given.

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  18. she my cum dump!

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  19. Just my 2 cents worth7/12/13, 12:44 PM

    My wife's figure is similar and I love my wife with all my heart, but my wife is well aware that everyone else doesn't see her through my eyes, so she doesn't dress like that in public. That's the difference between a Classy Lady and an attention-seeking tramp.

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  20. I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face.

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  21. I already did

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  22. That's a whole lotta woman there. Woof!

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  23. big girl breed a lot

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  24. I'd love to taste her assgina!!!

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  25. Does she look good? No. Should she be kicked out of the pool? No.

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  26. Man I hope she makes a porn! Maybe a white trash lezbo scene with tony bones.

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  27. She looks scuzzy. Who wants to see that nastiness?

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  28. Miss Sweetie Pie7/12/13, 8:39 PM

    Mr. Tony,
    For crying out loud! Put a tent over that deep fried left over menudo. But I thank you for the picture that is setting me back on track with the snacking and getting me to be serious about going to the gym. That poor thang is out of her mind and she is way too big for her britches.


    Wait, what? who did what in which alleyway? and with whom?

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  29. She needs to go back to the surgeon who did her implants and get a refund. They're awful.

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  30. Yeah! She looks like about 95 percent of those botox infested JoCo chicks.

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