If I had more time, I'd go into a huge spiel about how this headline might be racist . . .
Fox4: "The Missouri Department of Conservation confirmed a black bear has been seen wandering near Nevada, Mo., which is about 90 miles south of Kansas City."
But, actually, it's kinda cool.
Come on, N-word guy, make some lame comment about it being a black bear and how the only good bears are polar bears.
ReplyDeleteThe n-word guy is gone.
ReplyDeleteHe got ate by a bear!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's cool until he rips your face off. His name isn't "teddy bear".
ReplyDelete"He is a live bear and he will literally RIP your face off!"
ReplyDeleteABNAH!ABNAH!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but is the bear Catholic?
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ReplyDeleteWandering to KC to get on SNAP and Welfare, no doubt.
I'll bet that he shits in the woods.
ReplyDeleteLots of black bears in kc, they are just on the down low.
ReplyDeleteWhy yous got to be racist, bears gonna be black, they likes to be called African-Abearicans
ReplyDeletethe bear is vegetarian
ReplyDeleteI can barely stand it..
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think there is just 1 N-Word guy?
ReplyDeleteCompared to black people, bears are quite safe.
ReplyDelete"Between 1976 and 2005, blacks averaged 13 percent of the US population but committed 59 percent of felony homicides." Source: DOJ
Before I left, I told everybody that there were hundreds, no, thousands of us "n-word guys" out here but I guess some folks can't read. Imagine that.
ReplyDeleteYou left? Can you leave again, please?
ReplyDeleteOk
ReplyDeleteBearz
ReplyDeleteNiggerz
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I'll bet he shits wherever he wants ..
ReplyDeleteWill Lewis have an editorial about the bear in tomorrow's Star? And will Alonzo defend the bear against discrimination?
ReplyDeleteA kick ass tipster told me that that Alonzo plays black bare in your basement.
ReplyDeleteJermaine Reed is not a black bear, he is a bi-polar bear
ReplyDeleteTime for a bear patrol
ReplyDeleteAlonzo and Tony play daddy baby bear in Tonys mommies basement.
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