EPIC!!! KCTV5 REPORTS BABIES FLASH MOBBING ON THE PLAZA!!!
The Kansas City Summer party district curfew is two years old and that's around the same age as some flash mob youth.
To wit . . .
THE KCTV5 PLAZA CURFEW REPORT WAS EPIC AND REVEALED SOME SHOCKING INSIGHTS INTO KANSAS CITY PARENTAL NEGLECT!!!
KCTV5 Investigates: Kansas City's summer curfew
For me, this was the money line:
"In reviewing the curfew case files, KCTV5 found that the average age of a summer curfew offender is 13 years old . . . The youngest was a 3-month-old boy who was apparently in the care of a 14-year-old relative. Court records show the same adult receiving separate citations for both boys."
You did read that one correctly . . .
THERE WAS A BABY WITH NO PARENTAL SUPERVISION FLASH MOBBING ON THE PLAZA!!!
TKC classic comedy point of reference . . . Dave Chappelle's Baby
Still, everyone agreed the curfew is working and flash Kansas City flash mobs have moved somewhere else for the moment . . .
And while KCTV5 did a bit of critical reporting with more than a few tough questions . . . Dead Tree Media is just running the Mayor's party propaganda: Club KC gives young people someplace to go at night . . . Sadly, it's not home.
Developing . . .