Friday, June 28, 2013

EPIC!!! KCTV5 REPORTS BABIES FLASH MOBBING ON THE PLAZA!!!



The Kansas City Summer party district curfew is two years old and that's around the same age as some flash mob youth.

To wit . . .

THE KCTV5 PLAZA CURFEW REPORT WAS EPIC AND REVEALED SOME SHOCKING INSIGHTS INTO KANSAS CITY PARENTAL NEGLECT!!!

Check it:

KCTV5 Investigates: Kansas City's summer curfew

For me, this was the money line:


"In reviewing the curfew case files, KCTV5 found that the average age of a summer curfew offender is 13 years old . . . The youngest was a 3-month-old boy who was apparently in the care of a 14-year-old relative. Court records show the same adult receiving separate citations for both boys."

You did read that one correctly . . .

THERE WAS A BABY WITH NO PARENTAL SUPERVISION FLASH MOBBING ON THE PLAZA!!!

TKC classic comedy point of reference . . . Dave Chappelle's Baby

Still, everyone agreed the curfew is working and flash Kansas City flash mobs have moved somewhere else for the moment . . .

And while KCTV5 did a bit of critical reporting with more than a few tough questions . . . Dead Tree Media is just running the Mayor's party propaganda: Club KC gives young people someplace to go at night . . . Sadly, it's not home.

Developing . . .

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Here are some "Babies" right here, beathing the fucking shit out of some poor little white kid for his tennis shoes yesterday.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/06/26/teen-beaten-outside-of-brookline-rec-center/

Babies my fuckin ass.

Anonymous said...

It's nine oclock, do you know where your niglet is?

Anonymous said...

ಠ_ಠ

Anonymous said...

Gotta love Dave Chappelle, he actually went back to Africa.

Anonymous said...

There's "nothing to do" - kids don't' have "nothing to do".... "Nothing to do" ... nothing TO do

Anonymous said...

Club KC. Okay city hall is now in the "entertainment business" in addition to "real estate development" huh? God Bless ignorant tax payers.

Anonymous said...

We "Babies" love us some "Knockout King"!!

Anonymous said...

Chapel moved back to Ohio where his dad lives and said fuck Hollywood.