Kansas City weather obsession continues into the month of May.
Somehow, I still blame Katie Horner for all of this . . .
Nevertheless . . .
KANSAS CITY SNOW IN MAY MIGHT STILL BE A SIGN THAT THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!
Here's the headlines that aren't as interesting as Kate Upton investigating the impact of global climate change in the Antarctic . . . In a bikini, of course.
Check it:
KSHB: Last headlines of snow in May? 1907
Examiner wins best local snow headline: Come what May? Snow!
KMBC: Blast of winter breaks May snow record for metro
Just a couple of notable local cancellations . . .
Truman award ceremony moving indoors
Brookside Art Annual cancels Friday's session
Don't even know why I bother gardening in this shithole dungheap. My transplants from seed are FUCKED in the ASS.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember Wednesday when it was near 80°? Gary Lezac
ReplyDeleteWhy they keep Lezac is the real question. Just want to keep the gay audience and accuracy is an afterthought until they can replace the entire crew with dumb ass young blondes obviously.
You know that Katie's gash was just a squirting mop bucket yesterday. I miss her.
ReplyDeleteNo Snow is dirtville nacho.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin go home!
I'm gay and never watch Lezak. If you want a hunk of hot man flesh give me Tom Wachs on KCTV-5. HOT! HOT! HOT!
ReplyDeleteHe can shoot all over my face any time that he wants.