Celebrate Free Kansas City Sunday Zoo Trip Earned With Forever Tax Payout!!!

Examiner and some local crumbs in return for endless taxes in Jackson County: This Sunday is the Kansas City Zoo’s first free-admission day of the year for residents of Jackson and Clay counties.

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  1. This is something like getting a free hot dog at a Royals game right after you paid $30.00 to park.

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  2. PLEASE HELP ME!!!

    I'm being held captive in an animal penitentiary located in KC's Swope Park. My mother was artificially inseminated by aliens at another prison and when I was still a kid they swapped me for a chimp. The place is totally enclosed with high fencing and although I'm a good jumper, I'll never make it out on my own. I'm bored and spend a lot of time with my paws in my pocket. Some of the older adults tell stories at night about a land called DownUnder where I guess our relatives came from years ago before the war.

    Joey

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  3. FUCK THE TAX

    FUCK THE ZOO

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  4. FUCK YOU. KEEP THE ZOO.

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