Sunday, February 10, 2013

LIBERTY MEMORIAL FREE FEBRUARY ADMISSION FOR KANSAS CITY RESIDENTS



At least one nice deal for the last remaining suckers in this town . . .

National WWI Museum @ Liberty Memorial Admission Note

"Kansas City, Missouri, residents will receive two free admission tickets to the National World War I Museum at Liberty Memorial during the first two months of 2013.

Residents can show a photo ID and a utility or other bill with a Kansas City, Missouri, address at the Museum Store or Ticketing to receive their two free tickets.

The complimentary admission is offered in recognition of the ongoing partnership between the Museum, the Kansas City Parks and Recreation Department and the City of Kansas City, Missouri."

So, visit Kansas City's saddest memorial and realize that believing promises from politicos is still the best way to get killed.

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

As a bonus, on Tuesdays you can toss a KC politician off the tower.

Anonymous said...

lolz.

Anonymous said...

That is a great picture, from the "crest" of the memorial. Are there others???

Anonymous said...

Can I still get a blowjob there like in the good ol days?

Anonymous said...

awesome place, one of KC's gems.

Squirt Dot Com said...

Just ask for Doran Cart. He might want to take you to the park or even the Men's Lockers at Baptist Lutheran to suck you wildly.

If you are female he will want to pound you hard without care for your pleasure but he will still squirt in you.

His wife Cynthia Cart tired of his rough treatment and quit doing him at all.

He loves giving men head.

Anonymous said...

So is Glazer really Doran Cart? You know he like to be ass pounded like his days at prison camp.

Correction: said...

The best way to get killed in this town is still to wander east of Troost.

Anonymous said...

Doran has not lost his anal virginity yet. He thinks about it, but he loves giving anonymous head. He complains that Cynthia quit giving out and that he needs to find excitement.

Anonymous said...

They are announcing this half way through the second month of 2013?

Damned big of them.

Anonymous said...

10:17, no kidding. What a bunch of dicks.

Anonymous said...

it was announced in early jan. people have been taking them up on the offer, bring in utility bills to prove residency.

Anonymous said...

Doran Cart will jerk off on web cam for you on squirt.com -- and complain about his wife's boring approach to sex.

Anonymous said...

Looks like this Cart guy did a bit too much chatting on the sexy-nets.

Anonymous said...

I work with Cindy Cart and my guess is that she is pretty bad in the sack.